Constable Flint says: You, Venko, are hereby sentenced to 3 hours and 20 minutes of maximum security arrest for seven instances of the murder of a fat woman, the murder of a mean Agatean mercenary, four instances of the murder of a tall woman, two instances of the murder of a thin man, two instances of the murder of a noisy child, two instances of the murder of an attentive servant, the murder of a tanned servant, three instances of the murder of a slim warrior, four thousand, one hundred and twenty-nine instances of assaulting an officer of the Watch and disturbing him or her in the execution of his or her duty, three instances of the murder of a fat troll child, two instances of the murder of an interesting troll, the murder of a posh man, the murder of a tall dealer, the murder of a cruel crewman, three instances of the murder of a rugged warrior, twelve instances of the murder of a troll bodyguard, six instances of the murder of a fat man, the murder of an unemployed banker, the murder of a mean Lancrastian mercenary, thirty instances of the murder of a sailor, the murder of a massive opera singer, two instances of the murder of a pious priestess, the murder of a mean Quirmian mercenary, three instances of the murder of a turnip farmer, the murder of Mr. Barnaby, the murder of a cucumber farmer, one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-nine instances of miming in front of an officer of the Watch, nine instances of the murder of Constable Visit, the murder of a broad-shouldered crewman, the murder of a worried banker, the murder of a skinny servant, thirty-seven instances of the murder of a little old lady, the murder of a strong dwarf warrior, two instances of the murder of a happy man, two instances of the murder of a mean Howondalandish mercenary, nine instances of the murder of an old man, the murder of a haughty woman, two instances of the murder of a thin child, the murder of a prayerful man, two instances of the murder of Hoff Buchannon, the murder of a thin priestess, the murder of a tyrannical banker, two instances of the murder of a quick errand boy, the murder of a handsome man, five instances of the murder of a young man, the murder of a thin trader, three instances of the murder of a boring child, the murder of Louis Bingham, four instances of the murder of a mean Tsortean mercenary, the murder of a worrying errand boy, the murder of a thoughtful child, two instances of the murder of an interesting man, the murder of a sweating banker, the murder of a rugged troll warrior, three instances of the murder of a carrot farmer, the murder of a dodgy hawker, the murder of a tall second mate, the murder of an oafish barbarian, five instances of the murder of a tired chorus girl, thirty instances of attempting to bribe an Officer of the Watch, the murder of an outgoing merchant, the murder of a broad-shouldered deckhand, the murder of an unsettling banker, two instances of the murder of a slimy lawyer, two instances of the murder of a weathered warrior, two instances of the murder of a devout man, the murder of a rushed servant, eleven instances of the murder of a rich beggar, four instances of the murder of an old woman, seven instances of the murder of a coffee seller, the murder of a bulky opera singer, eighty-four instances of assaulting a public servant, two instances of the murder of a conniving lawyer, the murder of a servile servant, four instances of the murder of a prayerful woman, two instances of the murder of a zealous man, the murder of an investment banker, two instances of the murder of a pious woman, two instances of the murder of an evil lawyer, one thousand, five hundred and sixty-six instances of the murder of a helpful street urchin, the murder of a loud priest, the murder of an enthusiastic clerk, the murder of a compact opera singer, nine instances of the murder of a paperboy, thirty-seven instances of manipulating property of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch with the intent of breaking convicted criminals out of jail, the murder of a huge troll, three instances of the murder of an overworked woman, the murder of a quiet errand boy, one hundred and eleven instances of the murder of a watchman, one hundred and forty instances of malicious vandalism of a valuable public service, the murder of a greedy banker, two instances of the murder of Igor, three instances of the murder of an insolent woman, the murder of a small dwarf warrior, eleven instances of the murder of a thin woman, the murder of a punctual servant, the murder of a slender assassin, two instances of the murder of a loud priestess, four instances of the murder of a boring man, two instances of the murder of an obliging servant, the murder of a tall deckhand, the murder of Anarual, four instances of the murder of a short troll, sixteen instances of the murder of a papergirl, the murder of a dashing man, the murder of an expensive dealer, two instances of the murder of a clean servant, the murder of a pleasant warrior, three instances of the murder of a short dwarf warrior, twelve instances of the murder of Constable Shoe, three instances of the murder of a believing man, sixty-nine instances of the murder of a poor beggar, two instances of the murder of a religious man, the murder of an interesting troll child, four instances of the murder of a nasty lawyer, two instances of the murder of a lean warrior, the murder of a stony troll, ten instances of the murder of a short woman, the murder of Maude Scowd, the murder of a sneaky lawyer, two instances of the murder of a pugnacious dwarf warrior, the murder of an annoying priestess, the murder of a posh woman, seven instances of the murder of a stunning chorus girl, two instances of the murder of a disciplined warrior, three instances of the murder of a parsnip farmer, the murder of Sergeant Littlebottom, two instances of the murder of a louche servant, the murder of a tall priestess, the murder of a bright-eyed servant, the murder of a busy servant, the murder of Dogbottler, the murder of a town crier, four instances of the murder of a godly woman, fifteen instances of the murder of a drunken sailor, one thousand, one hundred and seventeen instances of molesting a male officer of the watch, the murder of a bright-eyed tourist, the murder of a believing woman, three instances of the murder of a happy dwarf warrior, the murder of an energetic priest, the murder of a young troll, two instances of the murder of a mean Klatchian mercenary, forty-eight instances of molesting a female officer of the watch, the murder of a quiet troll child, the murder of a cruel helmsman, two instances of the murder of an obsequious servant, the murder of Sokkard, seven instances of the murder of a grubby woman, five instances of the murder of a young woman, two instances of the murder of a good-natured warrior, the murder of a rotting green zombie, the murder of a happy priest, the murder of a fat child, the murder of an inquisitive tourist, two instances of the murder of a playful child, thirty-eight instances of the murder of a mean mercenary, ten instances of the murder of Constable Swires, three instances of the murder of a holy woman, three instances of the murder of a grizzled warrior, the murder of Adnew, the murder of a tidy servant, nineteen instances of the murder of Corporal Nobbs, the murder of a renowned dwarf warrior, the murder of a bored priestess, three instances of the murder of an interesting child, two instances of the murder of a pugnacious servant, the murder of a small opera singer, three instances of the murder of a worn chorus girl, resisting arrest, the murder of a money-grabbing woman, the murder of a tiny opera singer, the murder of a rangy warrior, the murder of a short skipper, the murder of a short merchant, the murder of a whiny servant, the murder of a thin opera singer, two instances of the murder of a flower lady, the murder of a tall servant, the murder of a jovial priest, thirty-nine instances of the murder of a city guard, one hundred and fourteen instances of obstructing an officer of the Watch in the execution of his or her duty by fighting in public, nine instances of the murder of a beautiful chorus girl, the murder of a sad child, the murder of an expansive opera singer, the murder of an old priestess, the murder of a pudgy dwarf warrior, one thousand and seventy-six instances of killing an officer of the Watch, the murder of a grasping merchant, two instances of the murder of a smart errand boy, two instances of the murder of a zealous woman, three instances of the murder of a quiet child, two instances of the murder of a happy troll, two instances of the murder of a heartless lawyer, the murder of a huge hawker, the murder of a well-travelled tourist, three instances of the murder of a weathered chorus girl, four instances of the murder of a mean Ephebian mercenary, two instances of the murder of Analla Lumberg, the murder of a tall man, the murder of a muscled barbarian, the murder of an agile warrior, the murder of a brawny troll warrior, three instances of the murder of a pietistic man, three instances of the murder of a dwarf bodyguard, the murder of a slick hawker, five instances of the murder of a sad man, the murder of a bored office slave, the murder of a cabbage farmer, three hundred and twenty-two instances of insulting an officer of the Watch, the murder of a beautiful opera singer, eight instances of the murder of a short man, sixty instances of the murder of a mercenary, three instances of the murder of a dazzling chorus girl, nineteen instances of the murder of a bodyguard, the murder of a cute dwarfish miner, the murder of a good-looking first mate, the murder of a pious man, two instances of the murder of a dirty servant, three instances of the murder of a struggling actor, the murder of a happy troll child, the murder of a fat trader, the murder of an enthusiastic priest, five instances of the murder of an angry dwarf warrior, the murder of a juggler and thirty-two instances of the murder of an accountant.