(One) Maelin wisps: THese "wear seatbelts" ads that I just found on youtube are kind of dishonest. (One) Therion wisps: Most advertising is. (One) Maelin wisps: They show you all these horrible tragedies that can occur, families being broken, friends losing friends, etc (One) Maelin wisps: But they DON'T show you the results in added efficiency that people get EVERY DAY by not bothering to waste all that time clicking in seatbelts and unclicking them. (One) Isolde wisps: it just feels weird when i start the car without a seatbelt on. like i went out without a bra or something. (One) Taffyd wisps: why, that could add up to like, 15 or 20 minutes over your entire lfie (One) Maelin wisps: You never see videos showing Dad running late, making it to the ball game to see his son kick the winning goal JUST IN TIME because he didn't have to waste time with the seatbelt. (One) Katata wisps: how odd.. connected to the DW page and it had me logged in as someone else (One) Maelin wisps: wait where is emrys (One) Isolde wisps: probably out without a bra (One) Maelin wisps: GOddamnit this has all been for naught >:(
(One) Amtrak wisps: seeing as there are no cabbies,taxis, or limos on duty, is there anyone that could help a newbie get from BP to AM? I have some money I can pay with. (One) Landon wisps: I can help (One) Maelin wisps: I can act like a taxi, if you like. Ask me for a lift. (One) Amtrak wisps: Could I have a lift please? :) (One) Maelin wisps: No, I'm off duty.
(One) Maelin wisps: Anybody know how to use GIMP? How do you give text an outline in one colour? (One) Aikanaro wisps: The GIMP is actually a version of one of those programs that uses the power of your processor during downtime to search for cures to cancer and aliens and so on. (One) Aikanaro wisps: Except it runs on frustration. (One) Cthulhu wisps: no-one knows how to use gimp, including the developers. (One) Aikanaro wisps: And instead of finding a cure for cancer, it's engaged in coming up with complicated new UI mechanisms that nobody likes. (One) Cthulhu wisps: except the developers.
(One) Frailbeth wisps: Armed penises makes it sound like they're carrying guns. (One) emsenn wisps: emrys' penis can carry a gun (One) Julnar wisps: this is a stick up
(Wizards) Jullias wisps: what alias do you guys use to get eyes and dispose of corpses? (Wizards) Drakkos wisps: I do it under the name of 'Captain Stabby' (Wizards) Drakkos wisps: The police haven't made the link yet. :-DDD
(One) Sancti wisps: Did you have a mullet, emRYs? (One) emRYs wisps: no sancti, I had a mane (One) emRYs wisps: Maine (One) emRYs wisps: Main (One) emRYs wisps: the big har that Lions have (One) emRYs wisps: hair (One) Julnar wisps: I think you were right the first time
(One) Insanity wisps: Wow, the AM Council's quest for revenge has NO BOUNDARIES (One) Insanity wisps: Even now, they prevent me from marrying my true love =( (One) Vvarden wisps: A moose? (One) Kanashimi wisps: tique? (One) Julnar wisps: your hand? (One) Insanity wisps: "Jacque de Vieux asks with a posh Genuan accent: Who would you like to marry?", "Jacque de Vieux says with a posh Genuan accent: Insanity appears to have been banished."
(One) Presto wisps: WHY WON'T IT STOP SNOWING???!?!?!?! (One) Beale wisps: It will. (One) Rainstorm wisps: Because the world likes to make us suffer (One) Beale wisps: When you are all dead. (One) Beale wisps that he continues pumping in the snow. (One) Aikanaro wisps that he counters by making a gigantic snowman. (One) Beale wisps: Oh no! My only weakness! (One) Aikanaro wisps that he arms the snowman with nuclear weapons. (One) Beale wisps: Oh no! My only other weakness!
(One) Siilaan wisps: Damn my not having a camera ready. (One) Siilaan wisps: For half a second, he-kitty was standing on his hind legs, holding a piece of dried chicken breast between his front paws, and gnawing on the end. (One) Siilaan wisps: The world has been robbed of a work of art.
(One) Richard wisps: 'ach legacy' should give you a handful of millions though tubs (One) Richard wisps: So go run it (One) Tubby wisps: ...ach legacy? (One) Grimrak wisps: Scottish. (One) Kefka wisps: yes, all our syntax is done in a stereotypical scottish accent now (One) Jessie wisps: if it is nae inventoory, eet's craap. (One) Kefka wisps: you need to type 'ach' before most commands, and 'wee' has replaced most adjectives
(One) Insanity wisps: While roaming the streets of Hong Fa / a dog found a tap most bizarre / the water came out / in a great gushing spout / wharrgarbling him from afar