As if by magic a fairy godmother appears. The fairy godmother says: I hope you're not foreign. You know, where you gabble at me in heathen lingo and eat foreign muck and worship objects. The fairy godmother asks: So. You want some help to get back to the Mended Drum? Wodan says: I wonder what this button does.. (Segmentation fault) The fairy godmother glares stonily at the unknown object.
(cre) Terano: Fuck me dead :P (cre) Pure: I always thought it'd be a good idea to have a guild of watchmen :0 (cre) Terano sobs (cre) Shrike: you touch-a my code, I break-a you face! (cre) Terano: I'm sure there is a difference between sar !a! !e! and cre sar !a! !e! (cre) Terano weeps (cre) Shrike: hahah You creator-tell: Hehe (cre) Shrike: what files did you just nuke? :P (cre) Terano: All of the new rituals :P (cre) Kiaril: ah ha! the number in $V$ and $<number>$ refers to the position in the message, tokenised by $ M $. I think. (cre) Terano mumbles. (cre) Shrike laughs hysterically. (cre) Shrike: oh, you poor bastard. :P (cre) Terano: That will teach me to be clever :P (cre) Terano: And of course, FTP is still fucked so I'm not going to get it fixed any time soon :P (cre) Shrike: i am now going to bed warm in the knowledge that assassins is bug free... and Terano si a clowney. :P (cre) Terano: Actually.. I might be able to fix it with sar too :P
(cre) Dek resolves to obtain one of these hot Greek chicks. (cre) Dek: I recruited Drakkos. (cre) Siel laughs (cre) Tilly: Drakkos is a hot Greek chick? (cre) Dek: Yes. Haven't you met him? (cre) Tilly: No. Have you? (cre) Dek: Yes. (cre) Tilly: Bugger. (cre) Dasquian: I met Drakkos, she is one foxy chick. (cre) Dek: Hell yeah. (cre) Dek drools. You tell Dek Demoniq: He told me he is a hunchback and drools lots :P Dek Demoniq cackles at you. Dek Demoniq asks you: She is bloody gorgeous :-) - did you not guess? You tell Dek Demoniq: What does he look like? :) You tell Dek Demoniq: Drakkos is a she? :P Dek Demoniq tells you: Long black hair - well curved figure - verrry sexy voice... You tell Dek Demoniq: I don't believe a word of this. Dek Demoniq tells you: Ask Das. You ask Dasquian Hydroxide: Is Drakkos female? You tell Dasquian Hydroxide: *doesn't believe Dek* Dasquian Hydroxide tells you: She is, yeah :) Dek Demoniq tells you: Or Pepsi. You boggle at Dasquian Hydroxide.
(cre) Chibi: Anyone know any good "late at night and inside a tent" games? You cre-tell: Yes. HTH. HAND. (cre) Drakkos: 'Hide the salami' (cre) Sasquatch: I bet Drakkos does You cre-tell: Scrabble? (cre) Chibi: There are two girls coming, but they don't like me :'( You cre-tell: Or "touch the tent and make it rain on your tentmate" is always good. (cre) Dasquian: Banzai time! (cre) Drakkos: They're coming, but they don't like you? (cre) Drakkos: Dude, that's pretty good going. (cre) Chibi: I have been reading up on chat-up lines, just incase, but they are all pretty naff (cre) Kola: heh kewl, {Sin eater}, a man who (according to a former practice in England) for a small gratuity ate a piece of bread laid on the chest of a dead person, whereby he was supposed to have taken the sins of the dead person upon himself. (cre) Drakkos: You don't want chat-up lines. You want to woo them with your impressive knowledge of Middle-East current affairs. (cre) Drakkos: Chicks dig that kind of thing.
(One) Siilaan wisps: I care about it because I'm deeply Australian and not in fact on the other side of the globe. (One) Giric wisps: Proof that all things Australian must suck, because they're products of Australia: Siilaan, Wallsy, Maelin, Grimrak. I rest my case.
Seirou tells you: You know, I said I had something to say to you last week and then I said I'd remembere what it was, but that wasn't actually it. I remembered yesterday it was something different. But I forgot what it was again. Seirou exclaims to you: But it's still unsaid!
(One) Connick wisps: I want to get so good at hat throwing that I can throw a hat that is identical to the one a person is wearing and knock off their hat and replace it with the second hat.
(One) AnyaJenkins wisps: I like the idea that cats are trying to teach us to hunt. (One) Iatemycat wisps: Human, are you stupid enough to eat this paper?
(One) Mudkips wisps: And that's pretty much how I found out he was a furry. Needless to say the breakup was swift. (One) Mudkips wisps: oh god, mischat
(One) Maelin wisps: Worst case is not the key, average case is the key. Dang you computer scientists don't know crap about probability :P (One) Pit wisps: Yes, but for the complexity of your algorithm, you must optimise the worst case complexity. (One) Aikanaro wisps: I have a funny story about probability, Maelin. (One) Maelin wisps: No, you must optimise the average case complexity :P (One) Aikanaro wisps: Imagine you have three boxes, two of which contain goats. (One) Pit wisps: And I'm a mathematician as well as a computer scientist, Maelin. :) (One) Maelin wisps: The average case complexity is the one you expect to get EVERY SINGLE TIME. (One) Aikanaro wisps: The third contains the abstract concept of love. (One) Beale wisps: As morphised as a third goat. (One) Jessie wisps: if you open the box, does it die? (One) Tony wisps: Only if you stab it (One) Aikanaro wisps: If you open the box the abstract concept of love will always be in one of the two boxes you didn't choose, Jessie. (One) Aikanaro wisps: And then you spend the rest of your life regretting your choice. :o( (One) Drakkos wisps that it :-(