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Quote #430 Posted at Fri 08 Apr 2011, 11:05 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks

[Ploosk showed help on "caps" to Tique Lish]
(cre) Tique: :(
(cre) Tique: he's a big bully
(cre) Epic: he's not that big
(cre) Aristophanes: Very short.
(cre) Aristophanes: And weedy.
(cre) Tique: I like weed.
(cre) Aristophanes: You could crush the life out of him.
(cre) Aristophanes: With one gartered limb.
(cre) Aristophanes: Assuming you pick a nice heavy one from your collection.
(cre) Tique: he'd probably showhelp harassment to me :(
(cre) Tique: the big bully :(
[Ploosk showed help on "whining" to Tique Lish]

Quote #399 Posted at Fri 21 Jan 2011, 00:00 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(cre) Taffyd: I"m just sitting in this cafe fucking the dog and drinking a latte while I wait for my friends

Quote #397 Posted at Thu 13 Jan 2011, 00:22 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(cre) Drakkos: I'd prefer people used my internet name in bed. It is offputting when someone moans 'Michael Rosemary Heron!!'

Quote #376 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:14 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(cre) Eight: An eskimo takes his broken-down snowmobile to a garage for repairs. The mechanis loks it over and says, "It looks like you've blaown a seal!"
(cre) Eight: The eskimo replies, "Oh no, no... that's just frost on my moustache!"

Quote #375 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:13 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks

(cre) Pinkfish: How do you tell the sex of a full stop?
(cre) Wyvyrn: Back a bit later.
(cre) Dogbolter: Full stops are female.
(cre) Dryade: feel stops must be female, also known as periods, I think comas are male..
(cre) Dogbolter: commas are the male version. They have the little extra bit.

Quote #374 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:13 UTC Score: -54 good meh sucks

(cre) Taffyd: Why did the bee fly with its legs crossed?
(cre) Taffyd: Because it couldn't find a BP station!

Quote #373 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12 UTC Score: 15 good meh sucks

(cre) Fro wonders why we are refered to as 'they' :-)
(cre) Drakkos: 'cause they're Us.
(cre) Drakkos: Unless you're one us Us, in which case they're Them.
(cre) Drakkos: See, there's Us, and Them, and we're Them... unless we're Us, in which case, they're Them.
(cre) Drakkos: Simple!

Quote #372 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12 UTC Score: -40 good meh sucks

(cre) Curious: I must be getting good now, my tongue hardly ever gets tired.
(cre) Terano: Ah yes, life skills :P
(cre) Curious: Stop taking that out of context, all of you. :-P

Quote #371 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12 UTC Score: -59 good meh sucks

(cre) Zoro: well ive added them again, what , theyre still on netdups
(cre) Taffyd: I find your lack of punctuation disturbing. ;p

Quote #370 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks

(cre) Dasquian: Shame. I wanted to create a group called "gruper" then make a withered thingie a member, then leave the group, so it would read "Gruper is led by a withered thingie and has no other members." :)

Quote #369 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:11 UTC Score: -41 good meh sucks

(cre) Eight bimbles about in a half drunken manner.
(cre) Dogbolter: Liquid lunch of Tetleys?
(cre) Terano: I thought you went to lunch :)
(cre) Eight: yes I did, and tehre was a small celebration involving Stella
(cre) Dogbolter: The fat barmaid in the Frog and Parrot?
(cre) Eight: nope, but she comes in pints
(cre) Dogbolter: Don't we all.

Quote #368 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:11 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks

(cre) Dogbolter: I need some light refreshment.
(cre) Sasquatch: here, eat this torch

Quote #367 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:11 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks

(cre) Dasquian: Where can I find an example of an object that does absolutely nothing?
(cre) Dasquian: Has no odd attributes, etc...
(cre) Rue promptly raises her hand

Quote #366 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10 UTC Score: -36 good meh sucks

(cre) Curious: Hey... it might just be junk-mail to you, but to the needy, second mortgage widow who can't get a hard-on and is crying out for a Fajita, it's a matter of life and death.

Quote #365 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10 UTC Score: -37 good meh sucks

(cre) Gruper: You don't want Sas in your head. He's a very poor subsitute for a brain

Quote #364 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10 UTC Score: -55 good meh sucks

(cre) Drakkos does a Darth Vader on Viagra impression.
(cre) Atom tries, in vain, to imagine that
(cre) Drakkos: Just picture heavy breathing and a lighsabre held at groin level...

Quote #117 Posted at Sat 27 Feb 2010, 01:27 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(cre) Drakkos: Function pointers are a rare and delicate gift from God. We should be thankful for them during this time of unrest within the Catholic church.
(cre) Drakkos presses his hands together and kneels

Quote #111 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:32 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(cre) Taffyd blows his party horn.
(cre) Drakkos admires Taffyd's flexibility.
(cre) Lucky stops herself from commenting
(cre) Wenda: rofl!
(cre) Taffyd: A friend of money has a coffee mug with a picture of a guy sucking himself off on it.
(cre) Taffyd: er.. of mine
(cre) Taffyd ponders.
(cre) Anni: Eww :P
You creator-tell: A guy on the 'net sells mouse-mats with that on it.
(cre) Wenda: nnh. :-P
(cre) Terano: Mmm.. friend of money.
You creator-tell: I don't see the connection, personally: self-felation -> mouse-mat.
You creator-tell: Or even self-fellatio. Or self-felching. Whatever.
Wyvyrn d'Deridex grins at you.
(cre) Taffyd: oh gross
(cre) Taffyd runs off and vomits.
(cre) Wenda: what, what?
(cre) Taffyd: felching. :P
(cre) Dasquian: *rofl*
(cre) Dasquian: What a thing to log in to :)
(cre) Terano: What is felching anyway?
(cre) Terano: I used to know..
(cre) Wenda hcres and goes NNnnh.
(cre) Taffyd: do you really want to know?
(cre) Laurana: gotta expect it, Das, Drakkos is on

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Quote #110 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:30 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks

(cre) Lucky: I have a plan.
(cre) Laurana cheers Lucky.
(cre) Sasquatch: is it cunning?
(cre) Terano: I have 3 plans. Two of which are master plans :)
(cre) Laurana: I did once
(cre) Terano: They sit on my desktop waiting inspiration..
(cre) Laurana: but now I'm a lord, and I'm in a basket
(cre) Lucky: we all continually kill Wix until he calls that girl he's whining
about
(cre) Laurana: again?
(cre) Wix: Er, no! :P
(cre) Lucky: a very cunning plan methinks
(cre) Terano: I thought we did that once already..
(cre) Lucky: well it didn't work
(cre) Terano drags the suspend command out of mothballs
(cre) Laurana: Wix, did you not already learn your lesson about asking for
dating advice on the cre channel?
You creator-tell: Fika!
(cre) Laurana agrees with Drakkos
(cre) Terano: Laurana - it looks like we need to reconvene the LordLove panel
:)
(cre) Wix: Was it me that was asking on here? :P
You creator-tell: Woo... has everyone seem campchaos's Metallica parody?

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Quote #109 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:29 UTC Score: -43 good meh sucks

(cre) Wix: I rule!
(cre) Wix: I think I'll eat my flame now...
(cre) Siel: you call her Wix?
(cre) Wix beams...
(cre) Turrican: So, what are you 2 turtle doves going to do?
(cre) Wix: have a "fika" and then maybe something else :P
(cre) Fevvers: a fika?
(cre) Siel sets Wix on fire with a match and a gallon of propane
(cre) Wix: a fika = coffee and cookies...
(cre) Wodan: going wild huh? :)
(cre) Wix: Ok. Had to brag to a friend (who is phoning the girl of his dreams later tonight). Anyone wanna hear? :P
You creator-tell: Go for it. :)
(cre) Wix: I phoned. Sister answered. I fainted (almost) and asked if Rana was at home. Of course, she wasn't. My kind of luck.
You creator-tell: Who is Rana? :)
(cre) Wix: I asked when she would be back and got the answer 10 minutes. Tried calling then and only got the annoying "busy" tone. My luck.
You creator-tell: And was that your sister or theirs?
(cre) Wix: Finger me or terano :P
(cre) Wix: her sister :P
> finger Wix

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Quote #108 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:29 UTC Score: -44 good meh sucks

(cre) Alleya sings "I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts!"
(cre) Jeremy: Prove it.
(cre) Pinkfish: Yes. In detail... :)
(cre) Sousjagne: "There they are, standing in a row..."
(cre) Alleya: "big ones, small ones, some as big as your head"
(cre) Solace chuckles.
(cre) Angora: Your coconuts are standing? In a row? *boggle*
You creator-tell: Coconuts stand? Where're the legs?
(cre) Pinkfish: I worry about anyone that has coconuts as big as their head...
(cre) Solace snickers.
(cre) Rue: must be back breaking : )
You creator-tell: Topheavy. *nods*
(cre) Sousjagne: Makes it difficult to stand up straight, no doubt.
(cre) Angora: Or bottom heavy :)
(cre) Alleya: lol!
You creator-tell: Unless they were hollow. Then they'd just be a flight risk.
(cre) Alleya: well if you fall down you'd bounce straight back up
(cre) Sousjagne cringes at the thought.
(cre) Pinkfish: Unless you fell backwards.
(cre) Sousjagne: That would be *very* painful.
(cre) Saffra: Falling backwards hurts in any case.

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Quote #107 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:28 UTC Score: -47 good meh sucks

(cre) Siel: ROight.. searching for buttermilk in altavista gives me as first link...
cre) Siel: 1. Cincinnati.com - Traffic Reports
You creator-tell: How disappointing. The first link should always be porn. :-(
(cre) Siel: Odd Drakkie... that is what Eight thought too :P
You creator-tell: Why, I can think of at least a dozen pornographic uses for buttermilk off the top of my head, and I'm not even trying!
(cre) Eight: erm, don't equate Drakkosian-type-like thinking with me :-)
(cre) Siel: Porn is not even in the first 20.. Buttermilk is neither of course.
You creator-tell: Try 'buttermilk' and 'enema'.
You creator-tell: That's bound to score something.
(cre) Kiaril: tried searching for buttermilk +"the dairy product yuo flyhaeds!!11!!'
(cre) Eight: worse?!? how?!?
(cre) Siel: You think about them but don't share :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Drakkos doesn't actually feature in any of them.
(cre) Kiaril decides not to ask what Siel wants inforation on buttermilk for.

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Quote #106 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:27 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(cre) Shrike: *snort* my step-brother is reading over my shoulder, and he looks at the title bar and says "Disco-world"
You creator-tell: Runs in the family then does it?
(cre) Saffra: Well, your step-brother must be a freak...a superfreak :)
(cre) Shrike: he informs me that he feels very special being talked about. everyone pat him on the head :P
(cre) Saffra hums.
(cre) Nevvyn pats Shrikes ikkle baby step brother on the head.
(cre) Rue: arg.. there's that word again.. ickle..!
You creator-tell: Double "k" thankyou Rue.
You creator-tell: And no "c".
(cre) Anni waves happily to Shrike's lil brother.
(cre) Archana eyes shrikes ikkle baby step brother and decides he could do with a nice sauce and soem roasting
(cre) Atom: ickluw :)
(cre) Valentijn reminds Archana to play with her food.
You creator-tell: Capital "S" on that Shrike please Archana...
You creator-tell: Don't forget your fullstops atom.
You creator-tell: Er.. Atom.

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Quote #76 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:02 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(cre) Pinkfish demands a haiku about kittens.

Fluffy kitten death
smattered over my windscreen
driving very fast

Knocking at the door
Animal rights protesters
Fluffy kitten sex

(cre) Drakkos: That poem is about getting a little pussy. H0h0

Quote #75 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:57 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(cre) Gruper: Drakkos! I wrote a fake netsex log about you and me while waiting in Bangalore airport!

Quote #74 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:54 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks

(cre) Gruper: My shirts are of many colours, and when the birds see them, they sing a pretty song.

Quote #73 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:50 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks

(cre) Gnillot: I'm a liaison, remember? Too fluffy to be scary!
(cre) Gnillot: (just ask Tique)
(cre) Tique wouldn't know
(cre) Gruper: You are right. Liaisons are rarely scary.
(cre) Tique: (she scares me)
(cre) Gruper: That's because you are a leetle girl trapped in a man's body!

Quote #71 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:18 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks

(cre) Ranee: any invis lords around who aren't idling? :P
(cre) Rune: Invis and not idling for a lord... impossible
(cre) Ranee: i did the most incredible thing to myself and now i need to bug them to sort out for me :P
(cre) Ranee: arrgghhh! :P
(cre) Dogbolter: You'll go blind...
(cre) Rune: Did it envolve vegetables
(cre) Dogbolter: Gruper will return after twin peaks, I suspect.
You creator-tell: S'got to be a Lord, has it?
(cre) Ranee: he sounds so excited just now, wonder if he's coming back.
Dogbolter tells you: Yeah, she's suspened herself, playing with the command :-)
You grin at Dogbolter.
(cre) Rune: When it comes to Gruper you can always wounder.
You tell Dogbolter: Pure poetry. :)
(cre) Ranee: unless someone can unsuspend me :P
Dogbolter asks you: Nice, no?
(cre) Sojan: whassup ?
(cre) Ranee: Sojan!!! help :P
(cre) Ranee: i suspended myself :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Ranee has suspended someone, and they need unsuspending :-)
(cre) Dogbolter: It's Ranee :-)

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Quote #69 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:10 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks

(cre) Presto: do the Catholics still have indulgences?
(cre) Presto: I thought that was a great scheme: buy your way out of sin
(cre) Etain: i think they changed the rules a bit, but you can still get them
(cre) Presto: probably have to have a coupon or something now. :(
(cre) Etain: a super saviour card :p

Quote #68 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:10 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks

(cre) Starr: natural sea sponge tampons...
(cre) Starr: ...
(cre) Starr: what an excellent place to shove a dead animal :P

Quote #66 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:10 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks

(cre) Gruper: Please tell Rue that I love her and would consider marrying her if she weren't so incredibly old.

Quote #60 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:08 UTC Score: -48 good meh sucks

(cre) Taffyd: Seeing as you're young, Kili, I think it's not too late to take up another habit that could replace smoking.
(cre) Taffyd: Have you considered restoring old urns from antique shops?

Quote #59 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:08 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks

(cre) Candlewhiff: Cows got balls?
(cre) Taffyd: yeah..
(cre) Arienne: bullocks.
(cre) Dogbolter: No, it's true.

Quote #58 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:08 UTC Score: -8 good meh sucks

(cre) Dasquian: Where did this fucking cat come form?
(cre) Presto: two other cats

Quote #57 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:08 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks

(cre) Uriko: I keep being told by my fellow liaisons that I need a firmer hand. :)
(cre) Twiggy: Hey, your love life is your own business.

Quote #56 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:08 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks

(cre) Wirble: "Abbadon Harkonnen exclaims: who is here!" "You ask: Would you believe me if I said: "Your worst nightmare!" ?" "Abbadon Harkonnen says: yes" "Abbadon Harkonnen asks: it's Dogbolter, isn't it?"

Quote #50 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:06 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks

(cre) Eight bimbles about in a half drunken manner.
(cre) Dogbolter: Liquid lunch of Tetleys?
(cre) Terano: I thought you went to lunch :)
(cre) Eight: yes I did, and tehre was a small celebration involving Stella
(cre) Dogbolter: The fat barmaid in the Frog and Parrot?
(cre) Eight: nope, but she comes in pints
(cre) Dogbolter: Don't we all.

Quote #48 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:06 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks

(cre) Gruper: Lust, love - they both give you a groinal rash, so what's the difference?

Quote #47 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:06 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks

(cre) Tannah: Lawks. Remind me not to barge in on people in the privacy of their own workrooms again in future. Dasquian here "looks rather wet" and "looks rather warm".

Then, later on:

(cre) Dasquian: "Tannah says: Hmm. I cannot move your object into me. ;)"

Quote #42 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 14:59 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

(cre) Turrican: Okay, who broke the mud.
(cre) Drakkos points at Lemming.
(cre) Atom points to Lemming
(cre) Rhinehold points to Lemming
(cre) Nirces: lemming
(cre) Sasquatch points at Lemming

Quote #38 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 20:14 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks

(cre) Terano: Fuck me dead :P
(cre) Pure: I always thought it'd be a good idea to have a guild of watchmen :0
(cre) Terano sobs
(cre) Shrike: you touch-a my code, I break-a you face!
(cre) Terano: I'm sure there is a difference between sar !a! !e! and cre sar !a! !e!
(cre) Terano weeps
(cre) Shrike: hahah
You creator-tell: Hehe
(cre) Shrike: what files did you just nuke? :P
(cre) Terano: All of the new rituals :P
(cre) Kiaril: ah ha! the number in $V$ and $<number>$ refers to the position in the message, tokenised by $ M $. I think.
(cre) Terano mumbles.
(cre) Shrike laughs hysterically.
(cre) Shrike: oh, you poor bastard. :P
(cre) Terano: That will teach me to be clever :P
(cre) Terano: And of course, FTP is still fucked so I'm not going to get it fixed any time soon :P
(cre) Shrike: i am now going to bed warm in the knowledge that assassins is bug free... and Terano si a clowney. :P
(cre) Terano: Actually.. I might be able to fix it with sar too :P

Quote #37 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 20:12 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks

(cre) Dek resolves to obtain one of these hot Greek chicks.
(cre) Dek: I recruited Drakkos.
(cre) Siel laughs
(cre) Tilly: Drakkos is a hot Greek chick?
(cre) Dek: Yes. Haven't you met him?
(cre) Tilly: No. Have you?
(cre) Dek: Yes.
(cre) Tilly: Bugger.
(cre) Dasquian: I met Drakkos, she is one foxy chick.
(cre) Dek: Hell yeah.
(cre) Dek drools.
You tell Dek Demoniq: He told me he is a hunchback and drools lots :P
Dek Demoniq cackles at you.
Dek Demoniq asks you: She is bloody gorgeous :-) - did you not guess?
You tell Dek Demoniq: What does he look like? :)
You tell Dek Demoniq: Drakkos is a she? :P
Dek Demoniq tells you: Long black hair - well curved figure - verrry sexy voice...
You tell Dek Demoniq: I don't believe a word of this.
Dek Demoniq tells you: Ask Das.
You ask Dasquian Hydroxide: Is Drakkos female?
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide: *doesn't believe Dek*
Dasquian Hydroxide tells you: She is, yeah :)
Dek Demoniq tells you: Or Pepsi.
You boggle at Dasquian Hydroxide.

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Quote #36 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 19:28 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(cre) Chibi: Anyone know any good "late at night and inside a tent" games?
You cre-tell: Yes. HTH. HAND.
(cre) Drakkos: 'Hide the salami'
(cre) Sasquatch: I bet Drakkos does
You cre-tell: Scrabble?
(cre) Chibi: There are two girls coming, but they don't like me :'(
You cre-tell: Or "touch the tent and make it rain on your tentmate" is always good.
(cre) Dasquian: Banzai time!
(cre) Drakkos: They're coming, but they don't like you?
(cre) Drakkos: Dude, that's pretty good going.
(cre) Chibi: I have been reading up on chat-up lines, just incase, but they are all pretty naff
(cre) Kola: heh kewl, {Sin eater}, a man who (according to a former practice in England) for a small gratuity ate a piece of bread laid on the chest of a dead person, whereby he was supposed to have taken the sins of the dead person upon himself.
(cre) Drakkos: You don't want chat-up lines. You want to woo them with your impressive knowledge of Middle-East current affairs.
(cre) Drakkos: Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Quote #26 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 17:12 UTC Score: -55 good meh sucks

(cre) Drakkos puts on a condom full of champagne flavoured ice-cream and pulls out a gun.