(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: (It's okay, before too long none of you except Grimrak will be able to log in, and I will have the playerbase I always wanted) (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: ((All Grimrak, All The Time)) (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Grimrak made a very strong showing for 'Best Custom Item' in the Osrics, and I would like to explore those... intriguing possibilities.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: HaugMUD, like a dreadful Borg ship on the scanner of the enterprise, popped up on the dwchat channel last night and immediately caused a chill to fall o'er the land
(Intermud) Pit wisps: Don't forget to vote Pit for Most Feared Creator! (Intermud) Novia wisps: Nope vote for me! (Intermud) Ploosk@Epitaph wisps: Real fear shouldn't be requested :( (Intermud) Pit wisps: Actually, come to think of it... I could just change the votes. I'm the organisor, right? (Intermud) Pit wisps: And this isn't actually in game, so no rules against affecting the outcome. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: We already know institutional corruption is rife in liaison, you don't need to talk us into accepting it. ;-P
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I hope that's some kind of cudgel (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: With the angle it is hard to tell (Intermud) Kefka wisps: nah, just a trusty old length of iron (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: It looks like a hard rod of black wood to me (Intermud) Wallsy wisps: Everything's about hard black rods with you. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I just knows what I likes
(Intermud) Gaelen wisps: Sarah Palin is going a psycho over wikileaks wonder what she is hiding (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Perhaps there is a savage expose of her inability to fish (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: And then how will she appeal to NASCAR DADS then? (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: (I don't know what any of those words mean)
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I don't know how he might be responsible, but I have heard so much about the weather and wikileaks on the BBC that I am convinced Julian Assange is to blame.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Oh, I can always find a use for more children. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Hrm, that sounded a bit dodgy. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I just meant I'll use them for shady purposes.
(Intermud) Swyrd: Sup is, I got out of doing the night feed! Husband has the baby. :D (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: You know, you could just sell the baby on the internet, and get your life back (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: You could sell it on eBaby (Intermud) Swyrd: Would you buy her, Drakkos? Seven months old, two teeth, very cute? (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I do not like babies (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: or small children (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Or older children (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Not very fond of them when they become adults either.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I remembered the other day the theme of the other game I wanted to code. A dystopian future where wombles, muppets, smurfs and fraggles all fight it out for access to the world's dwindling food supplies. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I am starting to regret the zombie theme. :-/
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I hope you all got the flowers I sent you all! (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Because man, I'd love to bang each and every one of you (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I mean (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I love you honey(s) (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I will send you cherries too (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: So I can pluck them from your trembling, uncertain bodies
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Amanda Palmer doesn't shave her armpits. Neil Gaiman can have her, I will just admire her music rather than try to kidnap her in a little silver cage.
(Intermud) Kefka: pfft, its just sounding. ive seen worse (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I haven't (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: And I was in 'Nam (Intermud) Kefka: really? what were you, a... umm... YOU WERE NEVER IN NAM > :| (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: You wouldn't believe how much 'Nam I was in (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Oh, I don't mean Vietnam. I mean, you known, Nottingham. That's what it gets called... n'am. Sorry, I put the comma in the wrong place. That was probably quite misleading. (Intermud) Makhar: it was an apostophe not a comma :p (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Apostrophes are the kind of comma a bitch would use. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I prefer to call commas 'Australian apostrophes' (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: (They're like normal apostrophes, just down under) (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: (That joke is much cleaner and suitable for mixed age audiences than the real one)
(Intermud) Wallsy: _You had to earmuff _them_ for being horrible human beings? (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Yes! (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: That's how *horrible* they are (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Even I think they're horrible (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: And I was voted 'Worst Human Being Ever' five years in a row (Intermud) Wallsy doesn't remember seeing anything particularly horrible on the other channels when he had them a few years ago... (Intermud) Wallsy: It must have gone seriously downhill. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Well, you've won it ever year I haven't, so you're not the best judge.
(Intermud) Maelin: Yeah apparently a lot of people have weird personal space issues. (Intermud) Elspeth: Yeah Maelin, but getting into my bed in the middle of the night and snuggling was just not on. (Intermud) Maelin: You didn't complain at the time, Els! (Intermud) Elspeth: Only coz you paid me a tuppence
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: You know, anyone reading what I am saying here would come away with the impression i hate Maelin. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: More peanuts anyone?
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Maelin would say 'Well, that is objectively true because <long low whine> ' (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Really, I don't even see his arguments any more. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I just see blonde, brunette, redhead...
(Intermud) Gellan: You two keep away from my father :| (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Your father uses Old Spice? Man, I'd like to smell him. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I'd very much like to smell your father.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I know a guy who tried to teach first year programming using pseudocode. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I don't think it went very well (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: All his students went to McDonalds and he hung himself the next year. :-/