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Quote #478 Posted at Tue 24 Jan 2012, 01:13 UTC Score: -7 good meh sucks
(One) Leyan wisps: Yes, yes! Totally bonkers but even a headless chicken loves a good bowl of soup.
Quote #477 Posted at Thu 29 Dec 2011, 00:41 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks
(One) Donster wisps: hrm
(One) Donster wisps: So I texted my wife to tell her work is dead quiet and I'm bored. Her reply:
(One) Donster wisps: "You have a hand and a penis :)"
(One) Pite wisps: Dear sir
(One) Pite wisps: Your wife is awesome
Quote #475 Posted at Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:29 UTC Score: -1 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I was once threatened by a mime holding a knife.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I said "Wait, we can talk about this" but that only made him angrier.
Quote #472 Posted at Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:26 UTC Score: 6 good meh sucks
(One) Bimbletrot wisps: I can't remember what my point was... damn you beer!
(One) Bimbletrot wisps: Wait, I didn't mean it beer, I love you. DON'T LEAVE ME
Quote #467 Posted at Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:21 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I always get so excited over games requiring strategy and micromanagement. And then I play for a bit and I realise I'm much more of a 'build ALL the tanks and send them to this point' kind of person.
Quote #466 Posted at Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:09 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks
(One) Prowse wisps: hey you threw me in acid.. don't look here for sympathy. Its in the dictionary between syphilyss and faeces
(One) Wallsy wisps: It's between sympathomimetic and sympatric in my dictionary.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I like words like sympathomimetic.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I hear a lot of people particularly in the US love the word sympatric far more, though. They even have a whole day for celebrating it. 17 March, I think.
Quote #465 Posted at Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:01 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: As a control study we will need to dissolve somebody in acid who doesn't have fleas.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I nominate Sepulchrave.
(One) Prowse wisps: Second
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Okay, Prowse can be dissolved second.
(One) Prowse wisps: um I don't have fleas and I was seconding your nomination
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Yes, but I was purposely misunderstanding you for comic effect.
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he hurls Prowse into the acid bath.
(One) Prowse wisps that he dissolves and haunts Aikanaro's bedroom... Get some action NOW ya Nasty so and so
(One) Aikanaro wisps: To be honest that sort of haunting would be drowned out by my inner voice saying precisely the same thing. :(
Quote #462 Posted at Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:55 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Sometimes I think I'd like to make an adventure game using that Adventure Game Stuio thing. But it turns out that you need actual skills.
(One) Keita wisps: I can only imagine the main boss in Aikanaro's adventure game.
(One) Beale wisps: It would be a hobo you have to stab for a can of beans.
(One) Keita wisps: And not even a full can. :(
Quote #459 Posted at Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:45 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Geryon wisps: Well, I love burying them, at any rate. That's love.
Quote #458 Posted at Thu 28 Jul 2011, 09:39 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I'm just irritated with people getting defensive about BSG in a 'well, I don't like science-fiction but I like this, therefore it doesn't count as science-fiction' style.
(One) Lanfear wisps: well, I don't like people but I like Aikanaro, therefore he doesn't count as a person
Quote #455 Posted at Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:24 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks
(One) RIT wisps: why are you watching talent shows?
(One) Siilaan wisps: Visit at gradma's.
(One) Tique wisps: it's as good an excuse as any
(One) Tique wisps: I'm watching it because my television is encased in see-through epoxy, and my giraffe ate the remote.
Quote #453 Posted at Sat 04 Jun 2011, 18:42 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks
(One) Julnar wisps: does boytoy deserve his present after having his phone off all day or do I eat it?
(One) Venko wisps: Why would you eat the phone?
(One) Boosh wisps: what flavor phone
(One) Venko wisps: Does eating cell phones cause cancer?
(One) Boosh wisps: maybe if its an asbestos phone
Quote #452 Posted at Tue 31 May 2011, 14:26 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks
(One) Zepherie wisps: Time to give the baby a sperm bath!
(One) Zepherie wisps: Mis.
Quote #450 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:36 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Kyrnin wisps: I have some rap love songs, Aikanaro...
(One) Aikanaro wisps: That is impossible, Kyrnin. Rap is all about bling, and, and 'women of a certain sort'.
Quote #449 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:35 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy wisps: "Your combined age is 2 years, 156 days, 16 hours, 49 minutes and 40 seconds."
(One) Envy wisps: How do you do that?
(One) Ploosk wisps: By being online a lot
(One) Aikanaro wisps: You just stand around for ages and ages and it just sort of happens- dammit, Ploosk.
Quote #448 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:35 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Aikanaro! I am four episodes into GoT now and I am worried something bad is going to happen to Tyrion Lannister but I don't want any spoilers, just empathy and commiseration.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It is okay, Maelin. IT IS OKAY.
Quote #447 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:34 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) Ploosk wisps: Which was disappointing, because the entertainment in HaugMUD only really gets going when he starts to get into it
(One) Ploosk wisps: Technically, his latest idea was already present
(One) Ploosk wisps: It was
(One) Ploosk wisps: Oh man
(One) Ploosk wisps: It was 'a MUD which only exists in the player's imagination'
(One) Siilaan wisps: Is it so terrible you can't even say i...
(One) Siilaan wisps: Christ.
(One) Ploosk wisps: There was going to be no rooms, no objects, no NPCs
(One) Ploosk wisps: People would log on and imagine having fun
(One) Ploosk wisps: he was going to advertise it on forums, in cafes, etc
(One) Kirk wisps: That's brilliant.
(One) Ploosk wisps: I was pretty excited at how hilarious that was going to be
(One) Ploosk wisps: He also briefly flirted with the idea of 'Artists MUD'
(One) Ploosk wisps: Where artists and critics would go to discuss art. Or something.
(One) Beale wisps: A MUD that only exists in the imagination of Haug.
(One) Beale wisps: Where you have to log into Haug's brain.
(One) Beale wisps: Players can explore the twisted and ephemeral whims of Haug's psyche.
Quote #446 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:32 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks
(One) Taffyd wisps: if I was making a mud today I would make one based on the demonslair books by terry pratchett.
(One) Taffyd wisps: I feel that's a largely untapped theme/resource.
Quote #445 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 01:06 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) eMRYs wisps: HYPERBOLE IS THE WORST THING EVER!
(One) Maelin wisps: Pff, hyperbole is nothing. You should see one-upmanship.
Quote #444 Posted at Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05 UTC Score: -62 good meh sucks
(One) Fifir wisps: I've already had my fill of rape
(One) Fifir wisps: I'm good
Quote #433 Posted at Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:57 UTC Score: -6 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: There are two kinds of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data, ...
Quote #431 Posted at Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:03 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Okay folks let's take a step back. Fifir, you seem to have a -wildly- skewed idea of the average wealth of people both in "the first world" and the entire world. People have found this pretty appalling. Are you interested in coming to understand what the world is really like? Do you think having an accurate understanding of the world you live in, and your place in it, is a worthy goal?
(One) Wallsy wisps: I think what Maelin is asking, Fifir, is, do you want to live, like common people? Do you want do, what common people do?
Quote #427 Posted at Wed 30 Mar 2011, 06:37 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks
(One) Vire wisps: http://www.fustercluck.org/misc/baboon_presenting_ass2.jpg
(One) Maelin wisps: That is the worse picture with 'ass' in the name I have seen today.
Quote #426 Posted at Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:44 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks
(One) Sepulchrave wisps: I once left a single pence in every room of the AM garden maze, showed them to a newbie and told him they respawned occasionally. :p
Quote #425 Posted at Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:51 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Elera wisps: I bet you're on the nofly list now.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Yes.
(One) Siilaan wisps: But that's because I made a tinfoil dong over my chest to go through the full body scanners.
Quote #424 Posted at Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:51 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(One) Beale wisps: What? We're not allowed to punch homeless people now?
(One) Beale wisps: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It is polit-
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he mutters.
Quote #423 Posted at Sat 19 Mar 2011, 04:59 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks
Kina has died for the last time. She is mourned.
(One) Tuan wisps: Wait. How can Kina die if she's a liaison? suicide?
(One) Wallsy wisps: Creators can die.
(One) Wallsy wisps: Just the same as players, in fact.
(One) Wallsy wisps: But losing their last life is not a problem because they don't have to use the same methods as players for coming back.
Kina tells Wallsy: do you know how to come back :(
Quote #422 Posted at Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:40 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy wisps: Also, Ick is the last month of the year, IIRC.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I like to think of Ick as the afterbirth of the year.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Hence its name.
(One) Denzil wisps: A pleasant image
(One) Denzil wisps: You should be a poet.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I tried that once.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: But after a while they wouldn't let me back into the maternity ward.
Quote #421 Posted at Wed 09 Mar 2011, 12:31 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Forty-five seconds of intro so far.
(One) Maelin wisps: Holy crap, a whole minute. That is pure laziness.
(One) Seirou wisps: Hey, Half-Life had 45 minutes of intro.
(One) Seirou wisps: A full hour if you count until the first enemy.
(One) Seirou wisps: And people have orgasms just THINKING about that game.
Quote #420 Posted at Wed 09 Mar 2011, 08:54 UTC Score: -9 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Emrys dreams of a world in which humans will not have to suffer the indignities of an organised society that requires public taxation of resources to provide services to its population. He longs for a better world, a world where people are not judged by the colour of their skin or the content of their character, but by the size and number of their guns.
Quote #418 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: There are all sorts of things that could have been done. If you're going to plan it out, then you want to leave something deep in the mudlib to explode like a timebomb, so that all the backups are tainted. And then you want it to be funny, like an effect that magnetises everything that's metal. Everytime you are in a room with a player with metal items, you stick together - when one moves, the other moves.
(One) Drakkos: Now that's comedy
(One) Drakkos: Especially when magnetised clumps start interacting with other magnetised clumps.
(One) Aikanaro: Also, I read 'metal items' as 'mental illness' just then.
(One) Aikanaro: The mentally ill clumping together would be towards the edgier end of the comedy spectrum.
(One) Drakkos: I cannot support that kind of humour, Aikanaro. :-/
(One) Drakkos: Even if I did laugh a bit
(One) Drakkos: People would struggle out of their metal items just so they can move again. Meaning some poor chump is going to end up carrying every metal item in the game.
Quote #417 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: I vaguely remember somebody called Acton. Maybe.
(One) Tique: surname "Figure" ?
(One) Aikanaro eyes Tique.
(One) Maelin wisps: I'll be seeing you soon, Tique.
Quote #416 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: If you were an employee at my business and I heard you making that joke, I would fire you on the spot.
(One) Aikanaro: Maelin is like one of the Men in Black. Except instead of visiting people who've seen aliens and erasing their memories, he visits people who have made bad puns.
(One) Aikanaro: I bet he's on his way to you now, Joey.
(One) Joey: Pffft. Maelin likes me! =D
(One) Joey: (I think.)
(One) Maelin wisps: Unfortunately Joey there's no room for personal feelings in this line of work.
(One) Aikanaro: Which is lucky, because Maelin does not possess any.
(One) Curtana: Except those he framed, like bug collecters.
(One) Aikanaro: That's what he does with all the puns he confiscates. He presses them and displays them under glass.
(One) Maelin: Along with their creators.
(One) Aikanaro: He is a bad man. :(
(One) Maelin: Sometimes the world needs bad men to do the things the good men can't.
(One) Maelin puts on his sunglasses and rides into the night.
Quote #415 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: Stargate and muppets?
(One) Drakkos: best theme ever
(One) Drakkos: Seriously, stargate and muppets? I am so excited that it's like I'm camping.
(One) Drakkos: Because I'm pitching.
(One) Drakkos: You know, a tent.
Quote #413 Posted at Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:48 UTC Score: -39 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: What is that thing where you type in a document and the space between letter stretches so every line is of equal length?
(One) Wallsy wisps: Justify.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I don't have to justify anything, Wallsy. It's just a question. wisps:(
(One) Tuan wisps that he claps slowly.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I'm glad I genuinely wanted to know that and hadn't set up that entire question just so I could use that response.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: That would make me some kind of freak.
(One) Tuan wisps: make you?
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he :/
Quote #410 Posted at Mon 31 Jan 2011, 07:11 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Basically the only good things you can do with it are A) write your name in snow, and B) put it in ladies.
Quote #408 Posted at Sun 30 Jan 2011, 09:03 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks
(One) Hurukan wisps: What's the one where you're a little Asian girl taking photographs of ghosts?
(One) Grimrak wisps: Baka neko ghost party camera happy time
Quote #403 Posted at Sat 29 Jan 2011, 09:18 UTC Score: -43 good meh sucks
(One) EmRyS wisps: You heft the cast iron bathtub and guess that it weighs about six hundred pounds.
(One) EmRyS wisps: I think I am bugged
(One) EmRyS wisps: Hp: 2072(2072) Gp: 402(402) Xp: 301195 Burden: 50%
(One) EmRyS wisps: Fear me, for I am STRONG
Quote #402 Posted at Wed 26 Jan 2011, 21:06 UTC Score: -41 good meh sucks
(One) eMrys wisps: legally the difference between a prostitute and a wife is a matter of telling people she's your wife
Quote #401 Posted at Tue 25 Jan 2011, 00:01 UTC Score: -46 good meh sucks
(One) Madcowdzeez wisps: Oh noes...Emrys is ignoring me!
(One) Madcowdzeez wisps: My horoscope said today would have tragedy in it
Quote #400 Posted at Fri 21 Jan 2011, 05:43 UTC Score: -55 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear wisps: "You quoted me $545 to rent your condo when I inquired with a party of 3. One of my friends can't go anymore. Is the price still the same?" lol :/
(One) Lanfear wisps: "No, it just went up. Special moron price"
Quote #396 Posted at Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:20 UTC Score: -40 good meh sucks
Regarding what Judge does:
(One) emrYs wisps: I guess an easier way for idlechasers to tm a melee skill?
Quote #395 Posted at Sun 02 Jan 2011, 13:12 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks
(One) Amyron wisps: I seem to get almost as much XP fixing as fighting LOL
(One) Nashina wisps: Then that's awesome :P
(One) Nashina wisps: At least you're less likely to die fixing stuff
(One) cwn wisps: "Gapp's altar suddenly explodes! MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE?"
Quote #393 Posted at Sat 25 Dec 2010, 05:22 UTC Score: -7 good meh sucks
(One) Coyote wisps: America is going metric inch by inch
Quote #392 Posted at Sat 25 Dec 2010, 00:26 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks
(One) cwn wisps: also, i need to urinate ->
(One) perseus wisps: feeeeeed me
(One) perseus wisps that he stands with his mouth open
(One) Presto wisps: ...
(One) perseus wisps: oh god bad timing
Quote #390 Posted at Sat 18 Dec 2010, 03:03 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Sidd wisps: What's wrong with being an attention whore?
(One) Cherttx wisps: you get attention transmitted diseases?
Quote #389 Posted at Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:36 UTC Score: -6 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I hate coming up with security questions some sites make you put in.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I still have accounts I can't get to because five years ago I thought something like 'The fevered owl hoots at dawn' was an obvious enough clue.
Quote #384 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:45 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy wisps: The Steam friends list thing is weird. Now it just announces to me when Maelin starts playing video games.
(One) Wallsy wisps: What am I supposed to do with that information?
(One) Lanfear wisps: Start stroking!
Quote #383 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:45 UTC Score: -45 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It's always awkward when a conversation ends with unexpected violence. :/
Quote #382 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:45 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Akaishi wisps: I suppose then the challenge is finding something to be good at.
(One) Kaea wisps: Took me quite a while to work out what I was good at doing :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I am good at asking people if they're sure what they just said was right, and then looking smug when it turns out it wasn't.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: (The trick is making sure they're wrong before you ask the question.)
Quote #381 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:44 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Can't stand flan. Even the word is limp and unappetising.
Quote #377 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:14 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks
(One) Gozaai wisps: why can't I get a wooden rod?
(One) Hayt wisps: Maybe you're just nervous.
Quote #363 Posted at Sat 13 Nov 2010, 18:46 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: "A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times in all--only to plunge down the now-empty elevator shaft to his death."
(One) Julnar wisps: dear people who missed the lift: press the button, it will come again
(One) Ptlepshut wisps: The Lift Always Come Twice.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Lifts are like Jesus.
(One) Ptlepshut wisps: Good title for a film right there.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: He too ascended, of course.
Quote #357 Posted at Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks
(One) Nashina wisps: radioactivity is sexy
(One) Nashina wisps: In a survey from 2009 most US women rated radioactivity as the sexiest feature in a man after the ability to make her laugh
(One) Siilaan wisps: Where did "a penis" come in?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The vagina.
Quote #356 Posted at Thu 14 Oct 2010, 08:33 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak wisps: Was there a joke
(One) Grimrak wisps: Or was Nashina being a nerd
(One) Nashina wisps: I high-fived myself irl for it too :P
(One) Grimrak wisps: God, question answered.
Quote #355 Posted at Thu 14 Oct 2010, 08:27 UTC Score: -53 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: I won the "guess the number of jelly babies in the jar" contest at work today! :)
(One) Wallsy wisps: Was the prize just the jelly beans or something worthwhile, Mae?
(One) Maelin wisps: The jelly beans, but also, the jar! It's a pretty nice jar.
Quote #354 Posted at Thu 07 Oct 2010, 12:35 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks
(One) Sokarera wisps: I keep forgetting my character is a woman.
(One) Kefka wisps: hang about the drum - someone will remind you pretty quickly
(One) Frailbeth wisps: Oi. I'm at the Drum. :P
(One) Frailbeth wisps that she is NOT advertising, btw. :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: hello pretty lady
(One) Aikanaro wisps that she sidles up to Frailbeth.
(One) Frailbeth wisps that she backs away slooooowwwllyyyyyy
(One) Frailbeth wisps that she runs like hell.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I've still got it.
Quote #349 Posted at Tue 28 Sep 2010, 08:15 UTC Score: -9 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak wisps: emrys off-topic would be posting about panda abortions done in Russian labs funded by Obama in the middle of the 'which is the best cake' conversation.
Quote #347 Posted at Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:39 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he takes the sound test thing on Frog.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: 22 out of 30 and 26 out of 30. Take that, music!
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he punches some music in the face.
Quote #346 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:20 UTC Score: -51 good meh sucks
(One) Beale wisps: Everyone's guilty of something.
(One) Pso: I am guilty of being too good looking.
(One) Pso wisps: I sentence myself.. to be sexy
Quote #345 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:20 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: Yeah it's perfect for Wolfram Alpha
(One) emsenn: your face is perfect for wolframalpha
(One) Maelin: Aww thanks :)
(One) emsenn: <3
Quote #344 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:20 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: (I will say that although I find the idea of Emrys having sex morally wrong and physically repellent, he is of course free to do so. I don't judge.)
Quote #343 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -37 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak: God, I can just imagine sex with Emrys. You're getting to the finish line and he starts yelling about the latest news headlines. :/
(One) Poncho: wouldnt porn for emrys involve men and woman sitting oposite eachother over a table reading the news headlines out to eachother?
Quote #342 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks
(One) Emrys: anyway i'm ok with seeing lesbian sex, but don't like seeing gay sex. Also son't like seen MMF sex but I am ok with FFM
(One) Aikanaro: Repressed homosexuality and an odd disgust with your own body?
Quote #341 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Chebal: Does anyone know how long the intercontinental carriage takes to do a circuit?
(One) TaiDo: years
(One) Chebal: Oh really? Discworld, roundworld or sarcastic world years?
(One) Grimrak: Yes.
(One) TaiDo: emotional years
(One) Wallsy: Turns out it was "unhelpful world".
Quote #340 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Taffyd: I've heard you can snap your penis and it's quite loud when it happens.
(One) Pso: I wonder how something like that heals
(One) Taffyd wisps: given it can take like 6 months for a PA to heal completely, the answer probably is "badly"
(One) Pso: god
(One) Pso: I will never use my penis again
(One) Hagi: Does that mean it's for sale?
(One) Pso: no, you'll probably damage it :(
(One) Pso: and that's what I am worried about
Quote #339 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Thakh: They finally found out what's wrong with me!
(One) Siilaan: Lupus?
(One) Aikanaro: You're a terrible person?
(One) Dredina: My first guess would be "a lot".
(One) Thakh: Besides all of those.
Quote #338 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Kenn: *AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!* I just had a mental image of Taffyd in a gimp suit.
(One) AnnaLenne: I need Taffyd
Quote #337 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: 5 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: Like, Strictly Come Dancing is not for me. However, if all the celebrities were replaced by angry midgets...
(One) Drakkos: Now that's TV for Drakkos
Quote #336 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(One) Therion: Sort of the way I can't be certain that my keyboard will not randomly become a cheese, but I operate on the assumption that it won't.
(One) Therion: Because that would be sillasgfhkdas dvasnnzz
(One) Wallsy: Someone may be pointing a cheese-ray at your keyboard at this very moment!
(One) Therion: For example, it's possible that SPACE ALIENS on THE DARK SIDE OF NEPTUNE are calibrating their plastic-to-cheese ray AT THIS VERY DAMN YOU WALLSY
Quote #335 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: bah, my SSL certificate expired
(One) Pso: they mailed me with increasing urgency
(One) Pso: but you know
(One) Pso: I don't like reading things
(One) Pso: or doing things
(One) Pso: I was hoping they were BLUFFING
Quote #334 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -47 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: I use a maximised browser on one of my dual 1680x1050 widescreens.
(One) Seirou: Yes, but we all know you're a colossal pervert, Maelin.
(One) Siilaan: But we've already established you're a...
(One) Siilaan: Yeah, that.
(One) Maelin: I can't really see how that could possibly imply perversion.
(One) Seirou: Of course not. You've no idea what decent human beings are like.
(One) Siilaan: "Explain to me this human concept you call 'love'"
Quote #333 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: Maelin will always be the princess of our hearts.
Quote #332 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: Do you guys like hate?
(One) Drakkos: Do you enjoy HORRIBLE INAPPROPRIATENSS?
(One) Drakkos: Play CAH!
(One) Drakkos: It's the game that shows humanity is in inexorable, eternal decline.
(One) Drakkos wisps: And that all it takes for people to say horrible, terrible, unforgiveable things
(One) Drakkos: Is to give them a selection of cards and a question
Quote #331 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -45 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: science has taught me that you can do anything by just putting a few stem cells on a plate and dropping a steak on top of it
Quote #329 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:17 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks
(One) Grok wisps: oh god i just realised corporal nobbs is wearing almost the same things as i am
Quote #328 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:17 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: I can't go to bed!
(One) Drakkos: Someone is WRONG on the Internet!
(One) Drakkos: The worst thing about that 'someone is wrong on the internet' comic is that he could have just called it 'This is Drakkos'
Quote #327 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:17 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks
(One) KaJaK: Do you think boob size is important to girls?
(One) Pso: there's only one way to find out
(One) Pso: and that is
(One) Pso: MORTAL COMBAT
Quote #326 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:17 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: hmm.. ok, so the relationship needs a bit of work
(One) Pso: it isn't strict enough for me!
Quote #325 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:16 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: the Surgeon General recommends only going afk at a designated safe spot!
Quote #324 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:16 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) emsenn: Oh WasDrogan you missed me complaining about about my CS prof
(One) WasDrogan: bugger.... wait no im not sad i missed the complaining
(One) emsenn: But the things she said were hilariously wrong
(One) QBall: A woman CS professor? Well obviously!
Quote #323 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:16 UTC Score: -37 good meh sucks
(One) Skye: Who is going to Canberra meet!
(One) Frailbeth: me!
(One) Grimrak: ME
(One) Skye: Wow... a real party :P
(One) Skye: Sounds more like a date ;)
(One) Grimrak: Frailbeth wouldn't cheat on her husband with me. I've checked. :(
Quote #322 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:16 UTC Score: -8 good meh sucks
(One) Intruder: how much does it cost to start a family?
(One) Presto: well, figure $20 for dinner at Denny's and $20 for the movie
Quote #320 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:16 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy: But you should totally watch the show, Drakkos, because it's one of the best shows ever.
(One) Drakkos: If it had been recommended by *anyone* else. :-/
Quote #319 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: well
(One) Pso: I can't argue with that
(One) Drakkos: Yes you can
(One) Drakkos: Have faith in yourself
Quote #318 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks
(One) emsenn: wtf my computer is playing a tv show but I'm not watching anything :S
(One) Lanfear: Nobody pays attention to TV shows, don't worry about it.
Quote #317 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: we should let the assassins vote for the thieves guild leader
(One) Pso: and VICE VERSA
(One) emsenn: Yes!
(One) Drakkos: Say, that's a great idea
Quote #316 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(One) Taffyd: He probably said something derogatory about your acursed modifications to Gloomy forest
(One) Taffyd: damn druids
(One) Drakkos: Man, I didn't code any druids
(One) Drakkos: Oh, wait
(One) Drakkos: I guess I did do that a bit
Quote #315 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks
(One) emsenn is beginning to think Pso is an alt of Maelin.
(One) Pso: No, maelin tries to win for the sake of winning
(One) Pso: I am trying to give you a stroke
Quote #313 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:14 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks
(One) emsenn: I can't count the number of times the bus was late to take me to school so I just went back to bed, or to the park or something instead.
(One) emsenn: Actually I could count them! It's on my transcript.
Quote #311 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:14 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: Someone had their album on at a party I went to recently and it seemed to be very funky, jazzy stuff. Is that typical of their stuff or a digression in style for that particular song that I noticed?
(One) QBall: I find that hard to believe.
(One) QBall: Maelin at a party...
Quote #310 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:14 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Sancti: I endeavour to familiarise myself with human anatomy in my leisure time.
Quote #307 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:13 UTC Score: -1 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: Incidentally, did you know Shabree dreams of tazering me?
(One) Drakkos: Quite a lot, apparently.
(One) Drakkos wisps that it :-/
(One) Triana: Who doesn't?
(One) Aikanaro: I dream of Shabree tazering Drakkos.
(One) Keita: I dream of Shabree and Drakkos. Together.
(One) Drakkos: You poor soul. :-(
Quote #306 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:13 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: Oh crp, tomorrow in my wedding anniversary.
(One) Lanfear: What shall I get him..
(One) Lanfear: I know.. SEX!
Quote #305 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:13 UTC Score: -37 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: That girl who works at the library is hot
Quote #304 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:13 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: You know, if you took a guy who had a daughter, and you impregnated her with his sperm, and the child was a girl, and you impregnated -her- with his sperm, and so on and so on, eventually you would arrive at a son who is the clone of the original man.
(One) Triana: Way ahead of you, Maelin.
(One) Explain: No, Maelin. There's about 100 new mutations per person.
(One) Maelin: Oh well mutations yeah
(One) Pit: No you wouldn't. Even without mutations, you'd get double genes instead of both the original ones.
(One) Maelin: But from a naive recombinant perspective it's true :)
(One) Hagi: Also... the mitochondrial DNA would be different :p
(One) Maelin: OKAY FINE SO THERE ARE SOME KINKS TO WORK OUT
(One) Thakh: That certainly IS a kink, Maelin.
Quote #302 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:12 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks
(One) Kefka: evony ads are great
(One) Aikanaro: Maybe this MUD should think about a similar strategy.
(One) Aikanaro: "Luxurious nipple-fonding in the privacy of your own home! (with the Discworld MUD thieves guild)."
(One) Aikanaro: *fondling
(One) Skuk: I forgot about nipple fondue night at the thieves guild.
(One) Aikanaro: Every night is nipple fondue night at the Thieves' Guild.
Quote #301 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:12 UTC Score: -7 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak: Also screw you all for turning this into a fat joke.
(One) Grimrak: Be more original!
(One) Grimrak: afk eating cake to comfort self
Quote #300 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:11 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks
(One) Kefka: bah... threadless are having a $9 for everything sale, but they seem to have gotten themselves ddosed because of it
(One) Frailbeth: ddosed?
(One) Maelin: Threadless?
(One) Aikanaro: $9?
Quote #298 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:10 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Amtrak wisps: seeing as there are no cabbies,taxis, or limos on duty, is there anyone that could help a newbie get from BP to AM? I have some money I can pay with.
(One) Landon wisps: I can help
(One) Maelin wisps: I can act like a taxi, if you like. Ask me for a lift.
(One) Amtrak wisps: Could I have a lift please? :)
(One) Maelin wisps: No, I'm off duty.
Quote #297 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:10 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: have you considered murder as a viable option!
(One) Pso wisps: [Warning: Murder may be illegal]
Quote #296 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:10 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: But it may very well be the case that it's not so much the code doesn't work as that it is haunted.
(One) Drakkos: Part of the problem is the way the information is structured. It's not stored, as I recall, in a nice handler with some beautiful wainscoating. It is stored on whatever random object was passing, with the information affixed via cheap post-its
Quote #295 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:10 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Julnar: funnily enough people aren't actually special until they do something special. I'm afraid being born doesn't cut it
(One) Haug: I was born with unusually large levels of special
(One) Aikanaro: Mercury, Haug.
(One) Aikanaro: Unusually high levels of mercury.
(One) Haug wisps: Well, I do like to swim upstream
Quote #294 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:10 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Julnar: I would've used the time on masturbation instead
Quote #292 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:09 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks
(One) Eko: Darn, I'm only 3.25% toward getting Unexpected Guest
(One) Maelin: Man the xp rewards for achievements are so laughable.
(One) Eko: I care more about acquiring titles than exps.
(One) Eko: "Unexpected Eko" has a nice ring to it
(One) Eko: a nice ring to it
(One) Eko: ring to it
(One) Eko: it
Quote #291 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:09 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Emrys: and if i sneak into your house and steal your tv, thats burgulary
(One) WasDrogan: and if you get blown out through a window with a 12 gauge thats justice
(One) Emrys: texas style
Quote #290 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:09 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) Mihiel: and I'm not phat. I've got bigg bonez
Quote #289 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:09 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) emsenn: I was just informed by my mom I am allowed to have gay incestual relationships, becuase there's no chance for conception, so "it's all good"...
(One) emsenn just doesn't even know where to... I mean... yay?
Quote #287 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:07 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy: Dominos? That's not pizza, it's some sort of biological weapon.
Quote #286 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:07 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak: Oh awesome, I just realised if I have a kid I can legally name him Seymour Butts.
Quote #285 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:07 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: Are you reading LPC for Dummies? It's not only a great read, but apparently the guy who wrote it is awesome.
Quote #284 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:07 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Johnnytrash now kinda knows how to make a room in LPC
(One) Drakkos: I know how to make a room too!
(One) Drakkos: Let's make out
Quote #283 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:06 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Dredina: How do you get the title Dread Pirate? :)
(One) WasDrogan: be drakkos
(One) Dredina wisps that she wouldn't even if it were possible.
Quote #282 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:05 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: Someone or other at berrameet was vegan.
(One) Taffyd: I hope the endless meat pizzas accomodated them :p
(One) Siilaan also wonders how do you get endless meat.
(One) Siilaan: (Quiet there in the back rows.)
Quote #281 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:05 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: Chess Boxing!
(One) Insanity: A mysterious sport, Drakkos.
(One) Drakkos wisps that it punches Insanity
(One) Drakkos: Checkmate!
Quote #280 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:05 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) KaJaK: I'm going to become the greatest priest ever
(One) Ezio: the pope?
Quote #279 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:03 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: A poor workman blames his tools.
(One) Aikanaro: His stupid damn tools.
Quote #278 Posted at Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:54 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks
(One) Positrix wisps: The switchblade is too heavy to fit in any of the pockets of the pair of baggy trousers.
(One) Positrix wisps: that doesn't seem right
(One) Siilaan wisps: sheathe switchblade in berk
(One) Siilaan wisps: sheathe shiv in inmate
(One) Siilaan wisps: sheathe genitals in inmate
Quote #277 Posted at Fri 24 Sep 2010, 05:16 UTC Score: -43 good meh sucks
(One) Nashina wisps: Hurukan tells you: I wish I were your math homework, cos then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk
Quote #276 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:49 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks
(One) Zexium wisps: what is up with you
(One) Maelin wisps: Nothing is up with Grimrak, or at least that's what all the ladies tell us.
(One) Grimrak wisps: Yeah, well...you ever notice how cool kids are all 'yo let's talk about stuff' and Maelin is all 'yo lets talk about maths and how I'm right'
Quote #274 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:47 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak wisps: Yay I have supporters, now I can log off and feel VALIDATED
[Grimrak leaves Discworld]
(One) Siilaan touches Grimrak in the nono place.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Dammit.
(One) Siilaan wanted him to log off and feel violated.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Is the nono place somewhere near Fort Worth?
(One) Aikanaro grows confused by the tides of conversation.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Yes, how did you know?
(One) Aikanaro ponders the 'I've been down there a few times' line.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: No, I'd best not.
Quote #273 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak wisps: Also Stace, gotcha wisps:D
(One) Grimrak wisps: You thought my parents were dead but they're not :D
Quote #272 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I prefer a nice solid filling so it feels substantial.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: please god nobody take 'i prefer a nice solid filling' out of context
Quote #271 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: ('s not like there's anything else to do in Detroit but shoot hobos for sport, molest kids, and buy local cars.)
Quote #270 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:44 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Cherttx wisps: you know what I'd like to see, but is probably unworkable in practice?
(One) Siilaan wisps: DVDA?
Quote #267 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:50 UTC Score: -40 good meh sucks
(One) Nashina wisps: Nah, emrys is generally friendlier than Wallsy, but Wallsy's Right more often than emrys
Quote #266 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:49 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Felix: you could say the same thing for getting rid of an entire guild pit. sure people will be upset, but eventually people will be over it.. and new players won't know what it's like to be "X" guild because there are none left
(One) Wallsy: Felix: I've been thoroughly in favour of deleting teh thieves guild and everyone in it for years.
Quote #265 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:49 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks
(One) Zod: Has anyone one seen Captain Carrot around?
(One) Trix: pearl dock
(One) Grimrak: Pearl Dock.
(One) Grimrak: Trix, you have made a powerful enemy today.
Quote #264 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:49 UTC Score: -20 good meh sucks
(One) Surt: Dexterity ...... 3 (-16) Strength ....... 1 (-14)
(One) Siilaan: That's a horrible rearrange.
(One) Siilaan: 3 dex? What were you thinking.
Quote #262 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:48 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy: My window just looks out into tho back yard, so it's not an issue for me.
(One) Helaena: mine looks out into a parking lot.
(One) Helaena: awkward if you're trying to sleep, or get changed.
(One) Aikanaro: Awkward, or arousing?
(One) Helaena: awkward, definitely.
(One) Aikanaro: or AROUSING
(One) Helaena: AWKWARD.
(One) Aikanaro: AROUSING?
(One) Helaena: unless you're aroused by mostly old people or small children, Aikanaro, AWKWARD.
(One) Aikanaro: (arousing)
(One) Aikanaro draws his curtains.
(One) Helaena: Aikanaro is a cradle AND grave robber!
(One) Aikanaro: I can multitask.
Quote #260 Posted at Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:22 UTC Score: -9 good meh sucks
(One) Kaea wisps: If I have my window open the people on the roof terrace directly above me suond like they're in my room
(One) Kaea wisps: And presumably any noise I make sounds like I'm on the terrace with them (which would have been handy to know before ow)
Quote #259 Posted at Thu 22 Jul 2010, 08:34 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps that he rubs and scratches.

(One) Siilaan wisps: Oh, that reminds me.
(One) Siilaan wisps that he fiddles.
Quote #258 Posted at Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:58 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Dammit now I want schnitzel.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: You always want schnitzel.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It's schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, with you.
Quote #257 Posted at Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:57 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Yalpf wisps: I have a plan.
(One) Yalpf wisps: It's a big, radical plan for Discworld as a whole.
(One) Yalpf wisps: Can we all just up and leave and go to Sweden, en masse? If we all do it at once they can't stop us.
Quote #256 Posted at Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:54 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks
(One) Gnash wisps: I've seen some Japanese stuff in my time, but that was so Japanese it wanted to declare war on China.
Quote #255 Posted at Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:29 UTC Score: 0 good meh sucks
(One) Poncho wisps: yeah, kids are so easy to abuse
Quote #254 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:27 UTC Score: -7 good meh sucks
(One) Arwyn: I agree with Wallsy.
(One) Arwyn: /wrists.
Quote #253 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:27 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak: I've got a luvverly bunch of breasticles...there they are all standing in a row...big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...give them a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said...
Quote #252 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:26 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks
(One) LTJ: Would you shoot a swan for 10k?
(One) Grimrak: White or black swan?
(One) Grimrak: (I am leading up to accusations of racism)
Quote #251 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:26 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) KaJaK: But what if, there was a pig in a tree?
(One) KaJaK: Oink OINK
(One) Aikanaro: I'm sure the scientists have a plan in place for that very eventuality.
(One) Aikanaro: I suspect it involves bacon.
Quote #250 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:25 UTC Score: -1 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: emrys will say 'it is a leftie thing' and everybody else will say 'no' and somebody will bring up the nazis and he will say 'well technically the nazis were left wing'
Quote #249 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:25 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) emrYs: I am in a negative tax bracket right now
(One) Seirou: Surely all tax is negative.
(One) Seirou: Except to the government, of course
(One) emrYs: I mean they pay me more than I pay
(One) Poncho: emrys is a dirty socialist
(One) Wallsy: You send it back, I hope? You're not sponginf off the government, are you?
(One) Seirou: Left your fur hat home, eh, comrade?
(One) Veikos: What's wrong with the government helping out the less fortunate?
(One) Wallsy: Nothing at all, Veikos, if you're some sort of communist socialst who HATES FREEDOM.
(One) emrYs: Vei, wallsy and seirou are parodying my libertarian ideas
(One) Seirou: We parody nothing, we merely mirror you.
Quote #248 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:24 UTC Score: -39 good meh sucks
(One) Veikos: Who is tim geitmer?
(One) Seirou: THe guy who decides just which COMMIES get all of emrys' hard-earned tax money.
Quote #247 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:15 UTC Score: -9 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: For 200GBP I will be your friend
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Plus, order now and I will make unwanted sexual advances.
(One) Lanfear wisps that she places an order for sexual advances.
(One) Lanfear wisps: 3 please, large.
(One) Wallsy wisps that he advances on Lanfear. Sexually.
(One) Lanfear wisps: I said large :(
Quote #246 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:13 UTC Score: -9 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: hey wait why am I taking advice from a bunch of dickbags on the internet
[Maelin leaves Discworld]
Quote #245 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:13 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: I feel like, even though I have made it to midnight and thus now have my dignity intact no matter what, it would be a betrayal of the fact that I haven't gone to bed before 2am for months to go to bed now at 20 minutes past midnight.
(One) Siilaan wisps: If you go to sleep now nobody will ever love you.
Quote #244 Posted at Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:11 UTC Score: -2 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he wonders why nobody has quietly taken Wayne Rooney to one side and shot him in the head.
(One) Grimrak wisps: What's a wayne rooney
(One) Aikanaro wisps: You know that picture that shows the evolution of man from ape?
(One) Grimrak wisps: I know of it!
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It's the thing around a quarter of the way in.
Quote #243 Posted at Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:10 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks
(One) Beale wisps: Oh gods, my brain just threw up the worst idea ever.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Beale is your idea Dogtor Who: A time-travelling dog has adventures?
(One) Beale wisps: You seem to be confusing worst with best, Aikanaro.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: So I am. :(
Quote #242 Posted at Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:56 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks
(One) Circe wisps: What's wrong with the terrains?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: They're still here.
Quote #241 Posted at Tue 08 Jun 2010, 14:53 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Mudding from a phone might be a bit difficult, but a laptop is too big to use while you're driving.
Quote #239 Posted at Tue 01 Jun 2010, 17:19 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks
(One) Ceridwen wisps: what do I do with the collector cards?
(One) Gnash wisps: LICK AND TEAR.
(One) Gnash wisps that he froths.
Quote #238 Posted at Mon 31 May 2010, 12:16 UTC Score: -9 good meh sucks
(One) Nolton wisps: I believe I might have eaten a poisonous apple or something, and am losing health. Suggestions?
(One) Ilenore wisps: don't eat poisonous apples
Quote #237 Posted at Thu 27 May 2010, 14:21 UTC Score: -2 good meh sucks
(One) Karras wisps: I would say the borg were more like liberterians really. They forever go on and on and on about how their way is best, and when you talk to one individually it says exactly the same thing that every other Liberterian has ever said ever.
Quote #233 Posted at Mon 17 May 2010, 11:05 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks
(One) Sepulchrave wisps: Is Mage now subtitled the Awakening or the the Enlightenment?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The Magening.
Quote #231 Posted at Fri 07 May 2010, 09:20 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Kefka: you should get an awesome classy bed like mine - http://members.westnet.com.au/gbaatard/MyPlace/Bed.JPG
(One) Lanfear: I want a bed for adults!
(One) Kefka :'(
(One) Lanfear: Not ninja teens!
(One) Kefka: do YOU sleep in a racecar? i thought not!
(One) Lanfear: (is that your bed?)
(One) Aikanaro: Do you have a tattoo that means 'guillible foreigner' too, Kefka?
(One) Kefka: yeah :P
(One) Kefka: nah, the kanji just mean generic stuff like 'home' 'night' 'life' etc
(One) Aikanaro: Actually they mean 'I sleep alone'.
Quote #229 Posted at Mon 03 May 2010, 15:54 UTC Score: 34 good meh sucks
(One) Karras wisps: That's an excellent point, Maelin. Could you develop it for us, perhaps in some kind of droning monologue?
Quote #216 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:38 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks
(One) KaJaK: It's highly possible that I am the grestest mud player
Quote #214 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:38 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Vire: And that's okay Katata, I didn't come back because I wasn't missed
(One) Arwyn: ..so you're not really here right now?
(One) Vire: No I came back because of an exploitable loophole in my taxes.
(One) Vire: I'm calling this 'working with the disabled'
Quote #213 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:38 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks
(One) perseus: there are some pretty crazy incentives right now to get new cars too
(One) Aikanaro: Remember, these crazy prices won't last forever, so drag your flabby carcass down to Jim's House of Crazy.
(One) Aikanaro: You can get a car and stabbed in the face.
Quote #212 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:37 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks
(One) Katata: hrm, seems my pursuit of the neighbor girl was just brought to a screeching halt
(One) Aikanaro: Restraining order?
Quote #211 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:37 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks
(One) perseus: My money appears and disappears, I know not what happens to it
(One) Siilaan: Porridge.
(One) perseus: Hookers & blow
(One) Siilaan wisps: People can relate to that.
(One) perseus: It is a good life
(One) Aikanaro: The Good Life was an entirely different programme to Porridge.
(One) Aikanaro: Both of them were never very funny, though.
(One) Aikanaro: I've never seen a programme called Hookers & Blow, although I will write to the BBC to suggest it.
Quote #210 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:37 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Karras: But hating him for no reason is better than hating him for incorrect reasons. ;-P
Quote #209 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:37 UTC Score: -37 good meh sucks
(One) Fionna: "You tickle the cheerless beggar in the stomach."
(One) Fionna wisps: He didn't cheer up :-(
Quote #208 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:36 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy: In completely unrelated news, here's a horrifying giant statue of Dick Tracy. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-x-w-0407-dick-tracy-statue-20100403,0,4529974.story
(One) Grimrak wisps: Wow, Wallsy linking to a giant Dick on the talker. Classy.
(One) Grimrak wisps: Yes, award of first dick pun goes to Grimrak. Suck it, everyone else.
(One) Marcus: suck what, exactly?
(One) Aikanaro: The giant statue of Dick Tracy, presumably.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Although I'm not sure how you'd really get your lips around it.
(One) Grimrak wisps: That's what he said.
Quote #207 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:36 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: I am having such bad asthma atm :/
(One) Lanfear: I'm starting to get the whole asphyxiation thingie.. It's like an little orgasm every time I get a deep breath.
(One) Jekeya: Do you have an inhaler?
(One) Lanfear: Yes.
(One) Lanfear: But it's upstairs and the orgasm thingie is pleasant :P
Quote #206 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:36 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: God speaks to my mother, btw. You'd loooooove her.
(One) Lanfear: She normally starts with "YOU HAVE TO REPENT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"
(One) Lanfear: And then carries on..
(One) Lanfear: As I beat her with a heavy frying pan.
Quote #205 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:36 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Karras: I wish people would stop saying his name. Every time I see or hear it I need to repeat it like he said it in Team America.
(One) Karras: I have Matt Damon Repetition Syndrome. :-(
Quote #204 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:35 UTC Score: -46 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: Yep. Averaging 8 or 9 FPS with 7 dwarves on a 3x3 map. I think DF is going to have to go on the list with Bioshock 2 and Mass Effect 2 as games that I will have to wait to get home to play :(
(One) PTHAG wisps: did you turn on the uh
(One) PTHAG: option
(One) PTHAG: thing
(One) Maelin wisps: Oh yeah good thinking. :|
(One) PTHAG: ty
Quote #203 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:35 UTC Score: -40 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: "It is now strictly forbidden to say 'that's what she said' during staff meetings. Anybody who does that will be stiffly penalized."
Quote #202 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:35 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Seirou: It's just that if I go to the comics section of any store here, it's 20% manga, 10% horrible things about ponies for stunned 10-year old girls, 30% Donald Duck and its ilk, 30% proper european comics and the rest is superhero stuff...
(One) Beale: So, 10% superhero stuff?
(One) Grimrak: ooh, someone has a secondary maths education.
Quote #201 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:35 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: I mean.. an extendable curtain rod? On a ski vacation?
(One) Aikanaro: Sometimes you just run out of things to do in the evenings, Lanfear.
Quote #200 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:34 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: The tenants of last week broke 2 of my wooden hangers and took the rest (there were about 5). They also left behind an extendable curtain rod...
(One) Aikanaro: That's the barter system for you.
Quote #199 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:34 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: Don't forget the cards for the strip poker.
(One) Lanfear: And the condoms.
(One) Lanfear: You did say this was a family gathering, right?
Quote #198 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:34 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan: Maybe the GP could ask, on a scale from 1 to 10, how repulsive your lady parts are at the moment and give you an appointment based on that.
Quote #197 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:34 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks
(One) Solana: Oh, to have wonky vagina in Australia..
Quote #193 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:33 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks
(One) Sebejias: A serious debate does not usually include the argument that one is omnipresent.
Quote #192 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:32 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy wisps: The yolk becomes th embryo in the same way my breakfast becomes me. ;-P
(One) Siilaan: Your breakfast does become you!
(One) Siilaan: I particularly like the egg on your head.
Quote #191 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:32 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: Well I just did the curate's sister and it worked fine.
Quote #190 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:32 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: hey who wants to spend the next ten minutes going "what..." and "I don't..." and trailing off in confusion www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Cycles/
(One) Aikanaro: There was nothing odd about the animation you posted, Maelin.
(One) Aikanaro: It was just a fun day by the seaside.
(One) Aikanaro: It is always like that.
Quote #189 Posted at Fri 02 Apr 2010, 15:04 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks
(One) naBOO wisps: 2007 year of the cow... Mad Cow disease, 2008 year of the bird... Avian flu, 2009 year of the pig... Swine flu, 2010 year of the cock... anyone else worried?
Quote #188 Posted at Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:23 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(Sek) Barnibus wisps: ok. i can pray and fill my rod with ease all the time, but im constantly distracted in my prayers. can someone explian this
(Sek) Hidan wisps: I think it's related to how far you are from alignment.
(One) Barnibus wisps: very evil?
(One) Barnibus wisps: red light with light spell
(One) Wallsy wisps: Barnibus, Sek channel's over there. -->
(Sek) Wallsy wisps: Over here, Barnibus!
(Sek) Wallsy wisps: This way! Follow my voice!
Quote #187 Posted at Fri 26 Mar 2010, 22:35 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(One) rit (aka Emrys) wisps: I only know what the particle guys tell me
(One) rit wisps: when they are drunk

.... and thus is explained the source of all Emrys' knowledge about everything!
Quote #185 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:47 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: I listen to nine inch nails constantly, to remind me that I am angry
Quote #184 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:46 UTC Score: -50 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan worries about ED.
(One) mGori: If you use contraception, you should be okay.
Quote #183 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:46 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy: Anyway, I now no longer want to see any teenagers for a good long time. Because they are all terrible.
(One) Drakkos: To be fair, people don't get much better as they age either.
(One) Wallsy: People start out uninteristing, then they become proper people, then they become worthless, stupid teenagers, then they become people again.
(One) Drakkos: And then the next day, they die of old age
Quote #182 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:45 UTC Score: 12 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy: And one girl got drunk and passed out and had to be taken away in an ambulance, or so I heard.
(One) Drakkos: Man, your family know how to party
(One) Drakkos: It's like a TFLN entry
(One) Drakkos: 'Man, I got so wasted at my family reunion that I had to get taken away in an ambulance and I woke up in my cousin's bed'
(One) Drakkos: 'And he said, 'That was stupid sex and you were stupid for having it''
Quote #181 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:45 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos: Interesting Discworld Tidbit! There is a player on Discworld who has a poem I wrote in their refer, and they don't know it was me who wrote it. :-D
Quote #180 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:37 UTC Score: -47 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: So, have we isolated the culprit in yesterday's enormous downtime?
(One) emsenn wisps: we're narrowed it down to two
(One) emsenn: it's either your face, or your mom.
Quote #179 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:36 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Pso wisps: listen up everybody, I'm going to say this only once.. CONDOMS.. FEEL.. WEIRD.
Quote #178 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:36 UTC Score: -9 good meh sucks
(One) Evan wisps: Anyone seen Prodo about lately?
(One) Sunbeam wisps: I saw him in Mordor last week. I told him not to telnet in, but he did it anyway.
Quote #175 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:35 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: you can't say fuck, but you can talk about buttplugs as far as I know
Quote #174 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:35 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks
(One) Taffyd: think of how happy you'll be without your balls
Quote #173 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:34 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak: This is making me like my old plan of just locking them in the basement and throwing scraps at them once a day look a lot better.
(One) Grimrak: Huh, that sentence got away from me. :/
Quote #172 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:34 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: Your dragon is jealous.
(One) Aikanaro: Mischat.
(One) Aikanaro: HOWEVER, all your dragons are jealous.
Quote #171 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:34 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks
(One) Buster: Using 'pierce' makes me feel like I should sterilize my weapons regularly...
(One) Wallsy wisps: Well, you should. What if you accidentally cut yourself? You could get a nasty infection.
(One) Buster: Well, I don't want to give one of my victims an infection, either. That's just rude.
(One) Siilaan: "The wandering Djelian soldier dies of septicemia."
(One) Fegreac: terrible death, but that should be an achievement :)
Quote #168 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:32 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear wisps that she steals Cthulhu's stats.
(One) Cthulhu: No theft, but I will sell it to you.
(One) Lanfear: For sexual favours?
(One) Lanfear: (pleasesayyespleasesayyes)
(One) Cthulhu: sounds good! your place or mine?!?!
(One) Cthulhu: or, I could onsell the sexual favours at 300 dollars an hour
(One) Lanfear: BOTH! BRT
Quote #167 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:32 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(One) Gaelen: thought the judge told you not to go near woman
(One) Aikanaro: That judge was biased in favour of my victims.
Quote #166 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:32 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: I'm surprised I managed to steal that chest. That was hella 'spensive.
(One) Lanfear: Mis
(One) Geryon: Quick, someone tell Lanfear 'nice chest!'
(One) Lanfear: !
(One) Lanfear: Sexual harassment by Geryon!
(One) Aikanaro: You make it sound like a new perfume.
(One) Aikanaro: It is intoxicating. It is fresh and vibrant.
(One) Aikanaro: It is: Sexual Harassment. Only by Geryon.
(One) Aikanaro: Just a small amount and you will feel in need of a shower.
Quote #165 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:31 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: I don't have any registered alts.
(One) Lanfear wisps: Because I still catch some creators not knowing I'm Trilogy and then it's hilarious (to me)
Quote #164 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:31 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: Door-to-door gynecology is an underused niche.
Quote #163 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:31 UTC Score: -1 good meh sucks
(One) Lanfear: I don't know who it's more difficult to get an appointment with.. my hairdresser or my gynecologist.
(One) Aikanaro: You wouldn't believe how difficult it is for me to get an appointment with a gynecologist. :o/
(One) Wallsy: Hairdressers are a waste of time and money anyway. All you need is clippers. No. 5 all over, job done.
(One) Aikanaro: And when Wallsy says all over, he means all over.
(One) Lanfear: That's what my gynecologist said, Wallsy.
Quote #161 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:30 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Although to be honest, I think the reason I did not do so well in my Law A-level is because my teacher was off on maternity leave for 90% of the course and did not bother to get a replacement.
Quote #160 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:30 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks
(One) Fegreac wisps that she is scared of the command
(One) Aikanaro: Remember: If at first you don't succeed, you are a faliure.
(One) Fegreac: exactly, hence I'll be 13 all round forever :)
(One) TerrysAlt: The only thing worse than trying and failing is having 13 in every stat. :(
Quote #159 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:29 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan: "What right do I, a blogger whose mascot is a giant smiling enema bottle, have to make fun of these colon cleansing antitoxin crusaders?"
(One) Siilaan: Best sentence I read all day.
(One) Aikanaro: I read that yesterday.
(One) Aikanaro: You are behind the times.
(One) Maelin: It's not his fault, Aik. Souvlakia gets the internet a day late.
Quote #158 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:29 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: Man I am one hardcore sneezer
Quote #157 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:28 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(One) Mitsukai: I'm all giggly with how dirty the "Unexpected" title can be.
(One) Mitsukai: There's a player named Woody...
(One) Mitsukai: "Unexpected Woody".
Quote #156 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:28 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks
(One) Hurukan: Wow...I just had the WORST dry heaves.
(One) Siilaan: ...
(One) Hurukan: Not even any stomach acid came up...it was just spit.
(One) Siilaan: Dude.
(One) Siilaan: Twitter.
Quote #155 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:28 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: Assuming there is somebody out there who collects nipple hair.
(One) Circe: More if you know the right websites.
(One) Circe wisps that she winks.
(One) Aikanaro: And has internet access from their rubber room.
(One) Seirou: You doubt the existence of such a person?
(One) Shiki accuses Circe of being such a person.
(One) Circe wisps that she accuses Shiki of collecting armpit hair.
(One) Circe: (we're members of the same facebook group)
Quote #154 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:27 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: Here is an informative website about it.
(One) Aikanaro: http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/Tonsillitis-(Acute-and-Chronic).htm
(One) Aikanaro: (The Internet is my doctor!)
Quote #153 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:27 UTC Score: -36 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: That doesn't sound like tonsilitis...
(One) Geryon: You've got THE PLAGUE, Hurukan.
(One) Seirou: Yay, plague!
(One) Geryon: Lance your buboes and walk it off.
Quote #149 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:25 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) DiMaggio: I told my wife she had acute angina
(One) Surt: She had a cute vagina?
Quote #148 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:21 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) Anton wisps: wallsy debates a lot better than you do.
Quote #147 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:21 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks
(One) Katata: dammit... clocks changed, didn't they...
(One) Aikanaro: My clock changed into an aardvark.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I was woken at 7 o'clock in the morning by an inquisitive snout instead of my usual alarm.
(One) Kefka: wait, so someone's clock turned into an aardvark but the aardvark was nice enough to wake them up anyhow?
(One) Aikanaro: The aardvark is an amiable creature, Kefka.
(One) Kefka: i would be totally ok with that
(One) Kefka: although i prefer pangolins... theyre my fav
(One) Aikanaro: There was a film about somebody using a pangolin as an alarm clock.
(One) Aikanaro: I think it was called Captain Corelli's Pangolin.
Quote #146 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:21 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks
(One) Pso: don't say tits on the talker
Quote #144 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:21 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Nat wisps: My graphics card has 1 gig of ram and I have 3.2 gig of normal ram, and MUSHclient works fine
Quote #142 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:20 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Fionna: Killer whales use sea turtles as sex toys.
(One) Emrys: so do I fionna, so do I
Quote #141 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:20 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy: How can you be wrong about something entirely subjective, Frailbeth?
(One) Ploosk: You could be Emrys, Wallsy
Quote #139 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:20 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: I can't remember what sex anybody is.
(One) Wallsy: It's really easy today, Aikanaro. We're all female.
(One) Wallsy wisps that she shows off her pronouns.
(One) Aikanaro: Those are impressive pronouns.
(One) Aikanaro: And by pronouns, I mean nipples.
Quote #138 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:19 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan: You've never built a bacon fort?
Quote #137 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:19 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: Digging a little nook for myself in a hillock of mashed potato has always been a dream of mine.
Quote #136 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:19 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(One) Meshuggah: guys why did my characters turn female for no reason?
(One) Aikanaro: I blame militant feminism.
Quote #135 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:19 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: Aik you didn't even come to Febmeet, you aren't hip.
(One) Aikanaro: I am hip.
(One) Maelin: Nuh-uh.
(One) Aikanaro: Uh-HUH.
(One) Maelin: Nuh-UHHH.
(One) Aikanaro: This is how we settle arguments in the hood.
(One) Aikanaro: Uh-HUHHHH.
(One) Maelin: NUH-UHHHHH
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he shoots Maelin.
(One) Maelin (
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And then I took his eyes.
Quote #134 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:18 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: What up, diggity dawgs?
(One) Beale: Oh no, Maelin has become Hooked on Ebonics. :/
Quote #133 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:18 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: I went to a job fair once that had a stand with a sign that said 'Opporunities for People with Disabilities'.
(One) Aikanaro: And the stand was entirely empty.
(One) Aikanaro: It was funny but at the same time...amusing.
Quote #132 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:18 UTC Score: -8 good meh sucks
(One) Aikanaro: This sort of thing is what the Internet was invented for.
(One) Aikanaro: That and exchanging pictures of cats.
(One) Keita: "cats".
(One) Aikanaro: "lesbians"
Quote #127 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:17 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: (hey kids, abusing bugs is bad, no matter how profitable or fun it may be, you will probably maybe get caught and punished or perhaps not! so don't do it i guess)
Quote #123 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:16 UTC Score: -37 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Anybody know how to use GIMP? How do you give text an outline in one colour?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The GIMP is actually a version of one of those programs that uses the power of your processor during downtime to search for cures to cancer and aliens and so on.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Except it runs on frustration.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: no-one knows how to use gimp, including the developers.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And instead of finding a cure for cancer, it's engaged in coming up with complicated new UI mechanisms that nobody likes.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: except the developers.
Quote #122 Posted at Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:18 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy wisps: yeah man grammer spellin an punctuashen are totely pointles its nt liek u cant tall wut im sayin is it and its so much kwiker 4 me 2 rite liek dis so hoo cares if it taeks u longer 2 reed it
Quote #119 Posted at Thu 04 Mar 2010, 00:24 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Seirou wisps: Hoo. The male lead character allowed to handle a genuine ram. Wouldn't work with insurance these days!
(One) Krotos wisps: What kind of smut are you watching this time?
Quote #118 Posted at Mon 01 Mar 2010, 12:22 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(One) Taffyd wisps: Hamster volume was observed to be approximately 5% lower after a delicate squeeze.
Quote #115 Posted at Sun 14 Feb 2010, 07:21 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks
(One) Michel wisps: Oh my god.
(One) Michel wisps: I cannot /believe/ I just picked up my wallet from my desk and
had a look at how much money I had in it... to see how much I could give
to my character.
Quote #106 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:27 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks
(cre) Shrike: *snort* my step-brother is reading over my shoulder, and he looks at the title bar and says "Disco-world"
You creator-tell: Runs in the family then does it?
(cre) Saffra: Well, your step-brother must be a freak...a superfreak :)
(cre) Shrike: he informs me that he feels very special being talked about. everyone pat him on the head :P
(cre) Saffra hums.
(cre) Nevvyn pats Shrikes ikkle baby step brother on the head.
(cre) Rue: arg.. there's that word again.. ickle..!
You creator-tell: Double "k" thankyou Rue.
You creator-tell: And no "c".
(cre) Anni waves happily to Shrike's lil brother.
(cre) Archana eyes shrikes ikkle baby step brother and decides he could do with a nice sauce and soem roasting
(cre) Atom: ickluw :)
(cre) Valentijn reminds Archana to play with her food.
You creator-tell: Capital "S" on that Shrike please Archana...
You creator-tell: Don't forget your fullstops atom.
You creator-tell: Er.. Atom.
... tl;dr -- read more
Quote #105 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:00 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos wisps: I love Yes Minister. I wish I wasn't at work so I could watch some
(One) Drakkos wisps: Plus, I wish my DVDs of Yes Minister weren't 80 miles away
(One) Drakkos wisps: Plus, I wish I had a pony.
Quote #103 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 23:55 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Trucia wisps: Ugh. I have a horrible picture in my head of my with frosting around my mouth dangling over someone making the bad joke of me penetrating them.
Quote #100 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:00 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Fuzzle wisps: who will be the first to sponsor Lanfear for citizenship in AM?
(One) Lanfear wisps that she :(
(One) Lanfear wisps: You're gonna vouch for me though, right, Gnash?
(One) Drakkos wisps: Don't sponsor her, she steals and is on the game.
Quote #99 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:59 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Seirou wisps: Time to apply wasabi.
(One) Arwyn wisps: Not while we're actually here, Seirou.
Quote #98 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:59 UTC Score: -44 good meh sucks
(One) Sleipnir wisps: I can't help it if I'm so good looking that I have to kill anything that looks even remotely close to my level of beauty
(One) Ptlepshut wisps that he blinks.
(One) vIRE wisps: Thankfuly everyone over you level has been spared
(One) PigSty wisps: That explains all the rat corpses
(One) vIRE wisps: You could have been the next Hitler
Quote #95 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:31 UTC Score: 18 good meh sucks
(One) Drakkos wisps: Pinkfish doesn't force anything. We follow him because we love and respect him.
(One) Drakkos wisps: And because he has *HUGE* dossiers on all of us.
(One) Drakkos wisps: Seriously, some of us are looking at pretty serious jail-time if we cross him.
Quote #94 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:24 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Reality wisps: Judge Kana makes Tique look like the easter bunny :P
(One) Tique wisps: yup
(One) Tique wisps: most weekends
(One) Tique wisps: she gets a kick out of it
Quote #92 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:23 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks
(One) Abhishek wisps: Dancing on (Two).
(Two) Tique wisps: o-/-<
(Two) Tique wisps: o-|-<
(Two) Tique wisps: o-\-<
(Two) Tique wisps: o-|-<
(Two) Tique wisps: o-/-<
Quote #91 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:22 UTC Score: -7 good meh sucks
You see a very large meteor up in the sky.
The meteor rushes towards the ground.
Thakh has been struck by a meteor.
He is no more.
(One) Turvity wisps: If you have nothing to say but an emoticon, you have nothing to say.
Quote #88 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:21 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Insanity wisps: By the time carriages get you somewhere, you've forgotten what you were going to do there because you've become old and senile
Quote #85 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:19 UTC Score: 1 good meh sucks
(One) Reality wisps: Sounds good to me. Wanna go behind the bike sheds, Whippet?
(One) Whippet wisps: I'm not falling for that one, again. You'll kick me in the shins and steal my bike :(
(One) eMrys wisps: she's mean like that :-(
(One) Reality wisps: I can't do that again. You don't have a bike anymore.
Quote #84 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:18 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks
(One) beckyfear wisps: eep i need help
(One) beckyfear wisps: i got detritus on my butt
(One) Horomar wisps: Have you tried showering?
Quote #81 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:16 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Blaze wisps: You poke the shopkeeper in the virginity. The shopkeeper says with an Ohulan accent: So easy to lose, I should have been more careful.
Quote #80 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:15 UTC Score: -8 good meh sucks
(One) Kara wisps: Really let me get at least some hunting in before a new crash :p
Wodan shouts: Look at all that xp!
Jude leaves the game.
Thanks for playing. See you next time.
You were destructed by Assassin.
Quote #79 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:14 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Now, whoever kidnapped my nonbroken memory stick is to give it back now, and receive only minor injuries if he does so.
(One) Ilik wisps: Never!
Quote #78 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:14 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Oh, you'd -know- if there was E in your drink.
(One) Hagi wisps: Yeah, 'cause then it would be pronounced kind of South Africanish.
Quote #77 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:12 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks
(One) Astohamas wisps that he saw a transformer on the road, the other day. It looked like a car, but suddenly it turned into a side-road.
Quote #49 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:06 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Teralyon wisped: I've got a yellow rod if you'd like...
(One) Teshal wisped: Maybe you ought to get that looked at...
Quote #45 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:05 UTC Score: -2 good meh sucks
You whisper to the small stick, asking for the last few chats on channel Witches.
The eyes mutter about your bad memory.

(One) Siel wisped: Wotchers dearie :)
(One) Ariholwen wisped: wotcher :)
(One) Satina wisped: Wotcher haggie :)
(One) Aragorn wisped: Wotcher oh magnificent beings
(One) Satina wisped: Wotcher Aragorn dear
(One) Satina wisped: Wotchers :)
(One) Siel wisped: Wotchers dearie :)
(One) Sunflower wisped: wotchers all :-)
(One) Satina wisped: wotcher dear!
(One) Siel wisped: Wotcha Sunflower :)
(One) DLsss wisped: wotcher :)
(One) CulCul wisped: wotcha!
(One) Satina wisped: Wotcher :)
(One) Siel wisped: Wotchers :)
(One) Ariholwen wisped: wotcher:)
Quote #34 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 19:26 UTC Score: -41 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: I care about it because I'm deeply Australian and not in fact on the other side of the globe.
(One) Giric wisps: Proof that all things Australian must suck, because they're products of Australia: Siilaan, Wallsy, Maelin, Grimrak. I rest my case.
Quote #31 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 18:58 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Connick wisps: I want to get so good at hat throwing that I can throw a hat that is identical to the one a person is wearing and knock off their hat and replace it with the second hat.
Quote #30 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 18:53 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks
(One) Morpheus wisps: what's the bug?
(One) Siilaan wisps: YOUR FACE
Quote #29 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 18:52 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks
(One) AnyaJenkins wisps: I like the idea that cats are trying to teach us to hunt.
(One) Iatemycat wisps: Human, are you stupid enough to eat this paper?
Quote #28 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 18:52 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks
(One) Taffyd wisps: Everyone's put you on ignore. Except Marqii.
(One) Creatur wisps: damn
(One) Marqii wisps: Only because I don't know how to.
Quote #25 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:49 UTC Score: -40 good meh sucks
(One) Nashina wisps that she agrees with HAUG
(One) HAUG wisps: Yay, someone agrees with me! Into the finger info you go :D
Quote #24 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:48 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Mudkips wisps: And that's pretty much how I found out he was a furry. Needless to say the breakup was swift.
(One) Mudkips wisps: oh god, mischat
Quote #22 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:46 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Worst case is not the key, average case is the key. Dang you computer scientists don't know crap about probability :P
(One) Pit wisps: Yes, but for the complexity of your algorithm, you must optimise the worst case complexity.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I have a funny story about probability, Maelin.
(One) Maelin wisps: No, you must optimise the average case complexity :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Imagine you have three boxes, two of which contain goats.
(One) Pit wisps: And I'm a mathematician as well as a computer scientist, Maelin. :)
(One) Maelin wisps: The average case complexity is the one you expect to get EVERY SINGLE TIME.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The third contains the abstract concept of love.
(One) Beale wisps: As morphised as a third goat.
(One) Jessie wisps: if you open the box, does it die?
(One) Tony wisps: Only if you stab it
(One) Aikanaro wisps: If you open the box the abstract concept of love will always be in one of the two boxes you didn't choose, Jessie.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And then you spend the rest of your life regretting your choice. :o(
(One) Drakkos wisps that it :-(
Quote #21 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:45 UTC Score: -66 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: THese "wear seatbelts" ads that I just found on youtube are kind of dishonest.
(One) Therion wisps: Most advertising is.
(One) Maelin wisps: They show you all these horrible tragedies that can occur, families being broken, friends losing friends, etc
(One) Maelin wisps: But they DON'T show you the results in added efficiency that people get EVERY DAY by not bothering to waste all that time clicking in seatbelts and unclicking them.
(One) Isolde wisps: it just feels weird when i start the car without a seatbelt on. like i went out without a bra or something.
(One) Taffyd wisps: why, that could add up to like, 15 or 20 minutes over your entire lfie
(One) Maelin wisps: You never see videos showing Dad running late, making it to the ball game to see his son kick the winning goal JUST IN TIME because he didn't have to waste time with the seatbelt.
(One) Katata wisps: how odd.. connected to the DW page and it had me logged in as someone else
(One) Maelin wisps: wait where is emrys
(One) Isolde wisps: probably out without a bra
(One) Maelin wisps: GOddamnit this has all been for naught >:(
Quote #20 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:44 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks
(One) Amtrak wisps: seeing as there are no cabbies,taxis, or limos on duty, is there anyone that could help a newbie get from BP to AM? I have some money I can pay with.
(One) Landon wisps: I can help
(One) Maelin wisps: I can act like a taxi, if you like. Ask me for a lift.
(One) Amtrak wisps: Could I have a lift please? :)
(One) Maelin wisps: No, I'm off duty.
Quote #19 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:43 UTC Score: -37 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: Anybody know how to use GIMP? How do you give text an outline in one colour?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The GIMP is actually a version of one of those programs that uses the power of your processor during downtime to search for cures to cancer and aliens and so on.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Except it runs on frustration.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: no-one knows how to use gimp, including the developers.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And instead of finding a cure for cancer, it's engaged in coming up with complicated new UI mechanisms that nobody likes.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: except the developers.
Quote #18 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 15:51 UTC Score: -45 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Apple iGoo.
(One) emsenn wisps: Sii is the apple of my iGoo.
Quote #17 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 15:50 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks
(One) Sepulchrave wisps: If I have left a large carbon footprint, it is because I have ridden on the shoulders of sooty giants.
Quote #16 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 15:14 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks
(One) Frailbeth wisps: Armed penises makes it sound like they're carrying guns.
(One) emsenn wisps: emrys' penis can carry a gun
(One) Julnar wisps: this is a stick up
Quote #15 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 15:12 UTC Score: -46 good meh sucks
(One) Yhourke wisps: err what's a good item, easily accessible which covers my face? O.O
(One) Ilenore wisps: a koala
Quote #14 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 15:09 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks
(One) Marqii wisps: Surely a boy with a penis would be... a boy.
(One) Quivion wisps: . . .
(One) Brexen wisps: Double boy!
Quote #13 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 15:03 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Yalpf wisps: I'm excellent. People all love me.
(One) Tique wisps: [citation needed]
Quote #12 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 14:59 UTC Score: -49 good meh sucks
(One) Kenn wisps: Can I read the A on your blouse in braile?
(One) Hanzo wisps: Let me answer that with a question.
(One) Hanzo wisps: Yes?
Quote #10 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 12:10 UTC Score: -53 good meh sucks
(One) Sancti wisps: Did you have a mullet, emRYs?
(One) emRYs wisps: no sancti, I had a mane
(One) emRYs wisps: Maine
(One) emRYs wisps: Main
(One) emRYs wisps: the big har that Lions have
(One) emRYs wisps: hair
(One) Julnar wisps: I think you were right the first time
Quote #8 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -43 good meh sucks
(One) Insanity wisps: Wow, the AM Council's quest for revenge has NO BOUNDARIES
(One) Insanity wisps: Even now, they prevent me from marrying my true love =(
(One) Vvarden wisps: A moose?
(One) Kanashimi wisps: tique?
(One) Julnar wisps: your hand?
(One) Insanity wisps: "Jacque de Vieux asks with a posh Genuan accent: Who would you like to marry?", "Jacque de Vieux says with a posh Genuan accent: Insanity appears to have been banished."
Quote #7 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -48 good meh sucks
(One) Presto wisps: WHY WON'T IT STOP SNOWING???!?!?!?!
(One) Beale wisps: It will.
(One) Rainstorm wisps: Because the world likes to make us suffer
(One) Beale wisps: When you are all dead.
(One) Beale wisps that he continues pumping in the snow.
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he counters by making a gigantic snowman.
(One) Beale wisps: Oh no! My only weakness!
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he arms the snowman with nuclear weapons.
(One) Beale wisps: Oh no! My only other weakness!
Quote #5 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps that he turns Insanity into a whale.
(One) Insanity wisps: This is awesome
Quote #4 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:09 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Damn my not having a camera ready.
(One) Siilaan wisps: For half a second, he-kitty was standing on his hind legs, holding a piece of dried chicken breast between his front paws, and gnawing on the end.
(One) Siilaan wisps: The world has been robbed of a work of art.
Quote #3 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:08 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Richard wisps: 'ach legacy' should give you a handful of millions though tubs
(One) Richard wisps: So go run it
(One) Tubby wisps: ...ach legacy?
(One) Grimrak wisps: Scottish.
(One) Kefka wisps: yes, all our syntax is done in a stereotypical scottish accent now
(One) Jessie wisps: if it is nae inventoory, eet's craap.
(One) Kefka wisps: you need to type 'ach' before most commands, and 'wee' has replaced most adjectives
Quote #2 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:08 UTC Score: 0 good meh sucks
(One) Insanity wisps: While roaming the streets of Hong Fa / a dog found a tap most bizarre / the water came out / in a great gushing spout / wharrgarbling him from afar
Quote #1 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:07 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks
(One) Seirou wisps: Anyways, kittens are weak and cuddly, suitable for morale, not for fighting. Cows are big and angry, much better.
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