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Quote #483 Posted at Thu 05 Apr 2012, 16:07 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks

(One) Insanity wisps that he grabbed an SSD the other week.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Out of the hands of an elderly lady.

Quote #481 Posted at Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:38 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin wisps: I don't have any marking. Tomorrow is my first day there :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Mark something anyway.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Judge each student on their facial expressions.
(One) Insanity wisps: Mark your territory
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And then judge each student on their facial expressions.

Quote #475 Posted at Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:29 UTC Score: -8 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: I was once threatened by a mime holding a knife.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I said "Wait, we can talk about this" but that only made him angrier.

Quote #467 Posted at Sun 11 Sep 2011, 13:21 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: I always get so excited over games requiring strategy and micromanagement. And then I play for a bit and I realise I'm much more of a 'build ALL the tanks and send them to this point' kind of person.

Quote #466 Posted at Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:09 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks

(One) Prowse wisps: hey you threw me in acid.. don't look here for sympathy. Its in the dictionary between syphilyss and faeces
(One) Wallsy wisps: It's between sympathomimetic and sympatric in my dictionary.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I like words like sympathomimetic.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I hear a lot of people particularly in the US love the word sympatric far more, though. They even have a whole day for celebrating it. 17 March, I think.

Quote #465 Posted at Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:01 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: As a control study we will need to dissolve somebody in acid who doesn't have fleas.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I nominate Sepulchrave.
(One) Prowse wisps: Second
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Okay, Prowse can be dissolved second.
(One) Prowse wisps: um I don't have fleas and I was seconding your nomination
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Yes, but I was purposely misunderstanding you for comic effect.
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he hurls Prowse into the acid bath.
(One) Prowse wisps that he dissolves and haunts Aikanaro's bedroom... Get some action NOW ya Nasty so and so
(One) Aikanaro wisps: To be honest that sort of haunting would be drowned out by my inner voice saying precisely the same thing. :(

Quote #464 Posted at Sun 04 Sep 2011, 15:26 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks

(club) Beale: Well.
(club) Beale: Time for bloody revolution, then?
(club) Aikanaro: It's raining at the moment, though.
(club) Beale: Hm.
(club) Beale: And I haven't made my body armour yet.
(club) Vogue: It's no use getting rained on during the first day of your bloody revolution.
(club) Beale: It's not nearly so bloody if the rain is washing all the blood away.
(club) Vogue: Exactly, you lose the effect.
(club) Beale: "The streets will run red with blood!" "And water." "Yes, and water." "Mostly water, in fact." "Shut up."
(club) Aikanaro: And tea.
(club) Beale: What? Why would we be wasting good tea?
(club) Aikanaro: We all have to make sacrifices in these difficult times.
(club) Aikanaro: I shall drink only coffee and alcohol until the crisis passes.
(club) Beale: I will only be drinking the rest of this bottle of mead next to me until the crisis of not having any more mead passes.

Quote #463 Posted at Thu 01 Sep 2011, 21:01 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks

(club) Elistan the Pooh quietly reports Beale to the IAEA.
(club) Aikanaro: Is that the farmer's union?
(club) Aikanaro: Or is that the EIEIO

Quote #462 Posted at Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:55 UTC Score: -9 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: Sometimes I think I'd like to make an adventure game using that Adventure Game Stuio thing. But it turns out that you need actual skills.
(One) Keita wisps: I can only imagine the main boss in Aikanaro's adventure game.
(One) Beale wisps: It would be a hobo you have to stab for a can of beans.
(One) Keita wisps: And not even a full can. :(

Quote #458 Posted at Thu 28 Jul 2011, 09:39 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: I'm just irritated with people getting defensive about BSG in a 'well, I don't like science-fiction but I like this, therefore it doesn't count as science-fiction' style.
(One) Lanfear wisps: well, I don't like people but I like Aikanaro, therefore he doesn't count as a person

Quote #450 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:36 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks

(One) Kyrnin wisps: I have some rap love songs, Aikanaro...
(One) Aikanaro wisps: That is impossible, Kyrnin. Rap is all about bling, and, and 'women of a certain sort'.

Quote #449 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:35 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy wisps: "Your combined age is 2 years, 156 days, 16 hours, 49 minutes and 40 seconds."
(One) Envy wisps: How do you do that?
(One) Ploosk wisps: By being online a lot
(One) Aikanaro wisps: You just stand around for ages and ages and it just sort of happens- dammit, Ploosk.

Quote #448 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:35 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin wisps: Aikanaro! I am four episodes into GoT now and I am worried something bad is going to happen to Tyrion Lannister but I don't want any spoilers, just empathy and commiseration.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It is okay, Maelin. IT IS OKAY.

Quote #424 Posted at Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:51 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks

(One) Beale wisps: What? We're not allowed to punch homeless people now?
(One) Beale wisps: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It is polit-
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he mutters.

Quote #422 Posted at Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:40 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy wisps: Also, Ick is the last month of the year, IIRC.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I like to think of Ick as the afterbirth of the year.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Hence its name.
(One) Denzil wisps: A pleasant image
(One) Denzil wisps: You should be a poet.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I tried that once.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: But after a while they wouldn't let me back into the maternity ward.

Quote #418 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: There are all sorts of things that could have been done. If you're going to plan it out, then you want to leave something deep in the mudlib to explode like a timebomb, so that all the backups are tainted. And then you want it to be funny, like an effect that magnetises everything that's metal. Everytime you are in a room with a player with metal items, you stick together - when one moves, the other moves.
(One) Drakkos: Now that's comedy
(One) Drakkos: Especially when magnetised clumps start interacting with other magnetised clumps.
(One) Aikanaro: Also, I read 'metal items' as 'mental illness' just then.
(One) Aikanaro: The mentally ill clumping together would be towards the edgier end of the comedy spectrum.
(One) Drakkos: I cannot support that kind of humour, Aikanaro. :-/
(One) Drakkos: Even if I did laugh a bit
(One) Drakkos: People would struggle out of their metal items just so they can move again. Meaning some poor chump is going to end up carrying every metal item in the game.

Quote #417 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: I vaguely remember somebody called Acton. Maybe.
(One) Tique: surname "Figure" ?
(One) Aikanaro eyes Tique.
(One) Maelin wisps: I'll be seeing you soon, Tique.

Quote #416 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin: If you were an employee at my business and I heard you making that joke, I would fire you on the spot.
(One) Aikanaro: Maelin is like one of the Men in Black. Except instead of visiting people who've seen aliens and erasing their memories, he visits people who have made bad puns.
(One) Aikanaro: I bet he's on his way to you now, Joey.
(One) Joey: Pffft. Maelin likes me! =D
(One) Joey: (I think.)
(One) Maelin wisps: Unfortunately Joey there's no room for personal feelings in this line of work.
(One) Aikanaro: Which is lucky, because Maelin does not possess any.
(One) Curtana: Except those he framed, like bug collecters.
(One) Aikanaro: That's what he does with all the puns he confiscates. He presses them and displays them under glass.
(One) Maelin: Along with their creators.
(One) Aikanaro: He is a bad man. :(
(One) Maelin: Sometimes the world needs bad men to do the things the good men can't.
(One) Maelin puts on his sunglasses and rides into the night.

Quote #414 Posted at Sun 13 Feb 2011, 00:59 UTC Score: -7 good meh sucks

(Debates) Tuan wisps: Quantum mechanics. How we will finally discover magic?
(Debates) Beale wisps: You mean "sufficiently advanced technology"?
(Debates) Tuan wisps that he looks forward to the possibility of tapping the spontaneous generation of zero point energy in the quantum field.
(Debates) Aikanaro wisps: I want to be able to pull doves out of my sleeves and conjure the flags of all nations.
(Debates) Aikanaro wisps: Until quantum mechanics can manage that I will have to stick with supping at the Devil's teat, though.
(Debates) Aikanaro wisps: In exchange for hideous and unknowable powers.
(Debates) Beale wisps: How can you use them effectively if you can't know what they are? :/
(Debates) Aikanaro wisps: No, no. I gave him hideous and unknowable powers in exchange for being allowed to sup at his teat.
(Debates) Aikanaro wisps: I just like it.

Quote #413 Posted at Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:48 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: What is that thing where you type in a document and the space between letter stretches so every line is of equal length?
(One) Wallsy wisps: Justify.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I don't have to justify anything, Wallsy. It's just a question. wisps:(
(One) Tuan wisps that he claps slowly.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I'm glad I genuinely wanted to know that and hadn't set up that entire question just so I could use that response.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: That would make me some kind of freak.
(One) Tuan wisps: make you?
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he :/

Quote #412 Posted at Tue 08 Feb 2011, 19:32 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks

Aikanaro tells you: My desperation is getting bigger. :(

Quote #389 Posted at Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:36 UTC Score: -8 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: I hate coming up with security questions some sites make you put in.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I still have accounts I can't get to because five years ago I thought something like 'The fevered owl hoots at dawn' was an obvious enough clue.

Quote #383 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:45 UTC Score: -45 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: It's always awkward when a conversation ends with unexpected violence. :/

Quote #382 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:45 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks

(One) Akaishi wisps: I suppose then the challenge is finding something to be good at.
(One) Kaea wisps: Took me quite a while to work out what I was good at doing :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I am good at asking people if they're sure what they just said was right, and then looking smug when it turns out it wasn't.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: (The trick is making sure they're wrong before you ask the question.)

Quote #381 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:44 UTC Score: -36 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: Can't stand flan. Even the word is limp and unappetising.

Quote #378 Posted at Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:18 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(club) Aikanaro: Are you saying it's okay to put Emrys out of Arwyn's misery?

Quote #363 Posted at Sat 13 Nov 2010, 18:46 UTC Score: -20 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: "A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times in all--only to plunge down the now-empty elevator shaft to his death."
(One) Julnar wisps: dear people who missed the lift: press the button, it will come again
(One) Ptlepshut wisps: The Lift Always Come Twice.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Lifts are like Jesus.
(One) Ptlepshut wisps: Good title for a film right there.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: He too ascended, of course.

Quote #357 Posted at Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks

(One) Nashina wisps: radioactivity is sexy
(One) Nashina wisps: In a survey from 2009 most US women rated radioactivity as the sexiest feature in a man after the ability to make her laugh
(One) Siilaan wisps: Where did "a penis" come in?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The vagina.

Quote #354 Posted at Thu 07 Oct 2010, 12:35 UTC Score: -33 good meh sucks

(One) Sokarera wisps: I keep forgetting my character is a woman.
(One) Kefka wisps: hang about the drum - someone will remind you pretty quickly
(One) Frailbeth wisps: Oi. I'm at the Drum. :P
(One) Frailbeth wisps that she is NOT advertising, btw. :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: hello pretty lady
(One) Aikanaro wisps that she sidles up to Frailbeth.
(One) Frailbeth wisps that she backs away slooooowwwllyyyyyy
(One) Frailbeth wisps that she runs like hell.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I've still got it.

Quote #347 Posted at Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:39 UTC Score: -20 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps that he takes the sound test thing on Frog.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: 22 out of 30 and 26 out of 30. Take that, music!
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he punches some music in the face.

Quote #344 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:20 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: (I will say that although I find the idea of Emrys having sex morally wrong and physically repellent, he is of course free to do so. I don't judge.)

Quote #342 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks

(One) Emrys: anyway i'm ok with seeing lesbian sex, but don't like seeing gay sex. Also son't like seen MMF sex but I am ok with FFM
(One) Aikanaro: Repressed homosexuality and an odd disgust with your own body?

Quote #339 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks

(One) Thakh: They finally found out what's wrong with me!
(One) Siilaan: Lupus?
(One) Aikanaro: You're a terrible person?
(One) Dredina: My first guess would be "a lot".
(One) Thakh: Besides all of those.

Quote #333 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: Maelin will always be the princess of our hearts.

Quote #307 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:13 UTC Score: -2 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: Incidentally, did you know Shabree dreams of tazering me?
(One) Drakkos: Quite a lot, apparently.
(One) Drakkos wisps that it :-/
(One) Triana: Who doesn't?
(One) Aikanaro: I dream of Shabree tazering Drakkos.
(One) Keita: I dream of Shabree and Drakkos. Together.
(One) Drakkos: You poor soul. :-(

Quote #302 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:12 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks

(One) Kefka: evony ads are great
(One) Aikanaro: Maybe this MUD should think about a similar strategy.
(One) Aikanaro: "Luxurious nipple-fonding in the privacy of your own home! (with the Discworld MUD thieves guild)."
(One) Aikanaro: *fondling
(One) Skuk: I forgot about nipple fondue night at the thieves guild.
(One) Aikanaro: Every night is nipple fondue night at the Thieves' Guild.

Quote #300 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:11 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks

(One) Kefka: bah... threadless are having a $9 for everything sale, but they seem to have gotten themselves ddosed because of it
(One) Frailbeth: ddosed?
(One) Maelin: Threadless?
(One) Aikanaro: $9?

Quote #295 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:10 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks

(One) Julnar: funnily enough people aren't actually special until they do something special. I'm afraid being born doesn't cut it
(One) Haug: I was born with unusually large levels of special
(One) Aikanaro: Mercury, Haug.
(One) Aikanaro: Unusually high levels of mercury.
(One) Haug wisps: Well, I do like to swim upstream

Quote #279 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:03 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: A poor workman blames his tools.
(One) Aikanaro: His stupid damn tools.

Quote #274 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:47 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks

(One) Grimrak wisps: Yay I have supporters, now I can log off and feel VALIDATED
[Grimrak leaves Discworld]
(One) Siilaan touches Grimrak in the nono place.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Dammit.
(One) Siilaan wanted him to log off and feel violated.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Is the nono place somewhere near Fort Worth?
(One) Aikanaro grows confused by the tides of conversation.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Yes, how did you know?
(One) Aikanaro ponders the 'I've been down there a few times' line.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: No, I'd best not.

Quote #272 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: I prefer a nice solid filling so it feels substantial.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: please god nobody take 'i prefer a nice solid filling' out of context

Quote #262 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:48 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: My window just looks out into tho back yard, so it's not an issue for me.
(One) Helaena: mine looks out into a parking lot.
(One) Helaena: awkward if you're trying to sleep, or get changed.
(One) Aikanaro: Awkward, or arousing?
(One) Helaena: awkward, definitely.
(One) Aikanaro: or AROUSING
(One) Helaena: AWKWARD.
(One) Aikanaro: AROUSING?
(One) Helaena: unless you're aroused by mostly old people or small children, Aikanaro, AWKWARD.
(One) Aikanaro: (arousing)
(One) Aikanaro draws his curtains.
(One) Helaena: Aikanaro is a cradle AND grave robber!
(One) Aikanaro: I can multitask.

Quote #258 Posted at Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:58 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) Siilaan wisps: Dammit now I want schnitzel.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: You always want schnitzel.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It's schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, with you.

Quote #251 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:26 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) KaJaK: But what if, there was a pig in a tree?
(One) KaJaK: Oink OINK
(One) Aikanaro: I'm sure the scientists have a plan in place for that very eventuality.
(One) Aikanaro: I suspect it involves bacon.

Quote #250 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:25 UTC Score: -2 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: emrys will say 'it is a leftie thing' and everybody else will say 'no' and somebody will bring up the nazis and he will say 'well technically the nazis were left wing'

Quote #247 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:15 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: For 200GBP I will be your friend
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Plus, order now and I will make unwanted sexual advances.
(One) Lanfear wisps that she places an order for sexual advances.
(One) Lanfear wisps: 3 please, large.
(One) Wallsy wisps that he advances on Lanfear. Sexually.
(One) Lanfear wisps: I said large :(

Quote #244 Posted at Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:11 UTC Score: -3 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps that he wonders why nobody has quietly taken Wayne Rooney to one side and shot him in the head.
(One) Grimrak wisps: What's a wayne rooney
(One) Aikanaro wisps: You know that picture that shows the evolution of man from ape?
(One) Grimrak wisps: I know of it!
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It's the thing around a quarter of the way in.

Quote #243 Posted at Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:10 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks

(One) Beale wisps: Oh gods, my brain just threw up the worst idea ever.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Beale is your idea Dogtor Who: A time-travelling dog has adventures?
(One) Beale wisps: You seem to be confusing worst with best, Aikanaro.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: So I am. :(

Quote #242 Posted at Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:56 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(One) Circe wisps: What's wrong with the terrains?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: They're still here.

Quote #233 Posted at Mon 17 May 2010, 11:05 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks

(One) Sepulchrave wisps: Is Mage now subtitled the Awakening or the the Enlightenment?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The Magening.

Quote #231 Posted at Fri 07 May 2010, 09:20 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) Kefka: you should get an awesome classy bed like mine - http://members.westnet.com.au/gbaatard/MyPlace/Bed.JPG
(One) Lanfear: I want a bed for adults!
(One) Kefka :'(
(One) Lanfear: Not ninja teens!
(One) Kefka: do YOU sleep in a racecar? i thought not!
(One) Lanfear: (is that your bed?)
(One) Aikanaro: Do you have a tattoo that means 'guillible foreigner' too, Kefka?
(One) Kefka: yeah :P
(One) Kefka: nah, the kanji just mean generic stuff like 'home' 'night' 'life' etc
(One) Aikanaro: Actually they mean 'I sleep alone'.

Quote #226 Posted at Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:04 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

Aikanaro tells Wallsy: I will probably take a look, then. Even though I am not comfortable with IRC, having only using it once or twice in years.
Wallsy tells Aikanaro: IRC is not exactly complicated. You type words and everyone else sees them.
Aikanaro tells Wallsy: You and your computer jargon.

Quote #213 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:38 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

(One) perseus: there are some pretty crazy incentives right now to get new cars too
(One) Aikanaro: Remember, these crazy prices won't last forever, so drag your flabby carcass down to Jim's House of Crazy.
(One) Aikanaro: You can get a car and stabbed in the face.

Quote #212 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:37 UTC Score: -43 good meh sucks

(One) Katata: hrm, seems my pursuit of the neighbor girl was just brought to a screeching halt
(One) Aikanaro: Restraining order?

Quote #211 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:37 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks

(One) perseus: My money appears and disappears, I know not what happens to it
(One) Siilaan: Porridge.
(One) perseus: Hookers & blow
(One) Siilaan wisps: People can relate to that.
(One) perseus: It is a good life
(One) Aikanaro: The Good Life was an entirely different programme to Porridge.
(One) Aikanaro: Both of them were never very funny, though.
(One) Aikanaro: I've never seen a programme called Hookers & Blow, although I will write to the BBC to suggest it.

Quote #208 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:36 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: In completely unrelated news, here's a horrifying giant statue of Dick Tracy. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-x-w-0407-dick-tracy-statue-20100403,0,4529974.story
(One) Grimrak wisps: Wow, Wallsy linking to a giant Dick on the talker. Classy.
(One) Grimrak wisps: Yes, award of first dick pun goes to Grimrak. Suck it, everyone else.
(One) Marcus: suck what, exactly?
(One) Aikanaro: The giant statue of Dick Tracy, presumably.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Although I'm not sure how you'd really get your lips around it.
(One) Grimrak wisps: That's what he said.

Quote #201 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:35 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(One) Lanfear: I mean.. an extendable curtain rod? On a ski vacation?
(One) Aikanaro: Sometimes you just run out of things to do in the evenings, Lanfear.

Quote #200 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:34 UTC Score: -22 good meh sucks

(One) Lanfear: The tenants of last week broke 2 of my wooden hangers and took the rest (there were about 5). They also left behind an extendable curtain rod...
(One) Aikanaro: That's the barter system for you.

Quote #196 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:33 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(Debates) Aikanaro: I brought you in, Wallsy.
(Debates) Aikanaro: Into the toilet.
(Debates) Aikanaro: I am sorry.
(Debates) Karras: Aikanaro couldn't wait to haul you into the toilet
(Debates) Karras: It was
(Debates) Karras: Telling

Quote #190 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:32 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin: hey who wants to spend the next ten minutes going "what..." and "I don't..." and trailing off in confusion www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Cycles/
(One) Aikanaro: There was nothing odd about the animation you posted, Maelin.
(One) Aikanaro: It was just a fun day by the seaside.
(One) Aikanaro: It is always like that.

Quote #172 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:34 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: Your dragon is jealous.
(One) Aikanaro: Mischat.
(One) Aikanaro: HOWEVER, all your dragons are jealous.

Quote #167 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:32 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks

(One) Gaelen: thought the judge told you not to go near woman
(One) Aikanaro: That judge was biased in favour of my victims.

Quote #166 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:32 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) Lanfear: I'm surprised I managed to steal that chest. That was hella 'spensive.
(One) Lanfear: Mis
(One) Geryon: Quick, someone tell Lanfear 'nice chest!'
(One) Lanfear: !
(One) Lanfear: Sexual harassment by Geryon!
(One) Aikanaro: You make it sound like a new perfume.
(One) Aikanaro: It is intoxicating. It is fresh and vibrant.
(One) Aikanaro: It is: Sexual Harassment. Only by Geryon.
(One) Aikanaro: Just a small amount and you will feel in need of a shower.

Quote #164 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:31 UTC Score: -41 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: Door-to-door gynecology is an underused niche.

Quote #163 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:31 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks

(One) Lanfear: I don't know who it's more difficult to get an appointment with.. my hairdresser or my gynecologist.
(One) Aikanaro: You wouldn't believe how difficult it is for me to get an appointment with a gynecologist. :o/
(One) Wallsy: Hairdressers are a waste of time and money anyway. All you need is clippers. No. 5 all over, job done.
(One) Aikanaro: And when Wallsy says all over, he means all over.
(One) Lanfear: That's what my gynecologist said, Wallsy.

Quote #161 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:30 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: Although to be honest, I think the reason I did not do so well in my Law A-level is because my teacher was off on maternity leave for 90% of the course and did not bother to get a replacement.

Quote #160 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:30 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(One) Fegreac wisps that she is scared of the command
(One) Aikanaro: Remember: If at first you don't succeed, you are a faliure.
(One) Fegreac: exactly, hence I'll be 13 all round forever :)
(One) TerrysAlt: The only thing worse than trying and failing is having 13 in every stat. :(

Quote #159 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:29 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks

(One) Siilaan: "What right do I, a blogger whose mascot is a giant smiling enema bottle, have to make fun of these colon cleansing antitoxin crusaders?"
(One) Siilaan: Best sentence I read all day.
(One) Aikanaro: I read that yesterday.
(One) Aikanaro: You are behind the times.
(One) Maelin: It's not his fault, Aik. Souvlakia gets the internet a day late.

Quote #155 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:28 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: Assuming there is somebody out there who collects nipple hair.
(One) Circe: More if you know the right websites.
(One) Circe wisps that she winks.
(One) Aikanaro: And has internet access from their rubber room.
(One) Seirou: You doubt the existence of such a person?
(One) Shiki accuses Circe of being such a person.
(One) Circe wisps that she accuses Shiki of collecting armpit hair.
(One) Circe: (we're members of the same facebook group)

Quote #154 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:27 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: Here is an informative website about it.
(One) Aikanaro: http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/Tonsillitis-(Acute-and-Chronic).htm
(One) Aikanaro: (The Internet is my doctor!)

Quote #153 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:27 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: That doesn't sound like tonsilitis...
(One) Geryon: You've got THE PLAGUE, Hurukan.
(One) Seirou: Yay, plague!
(One) Geryon: Lance your buboes and walk it off.

Quote #147 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:21 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks

(One) Katata: dammit... clocks changed, didn't they...
(One) Aikanaro: My clock changed into an aardvark.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I was woken at 7 o'clock in the morning by an inquisitive snout instead of my usual alarm.
(One) Kefka: wait, so someone's clock turned into an aardvark but the aardvark was nice enough to wake them up anyhow?
(One) Aikanaro: The aardvark is an amiable creature, Kefka.
(One) Kefka: i would be totally ok with that
(One) Kefka: although i prefer pangolins... theyre my fav
(One) Aikanaro: There was a film about somebody using a pangolin as an alarm clock.
(One) Aikanaro: I think it was called Captain Corelli's Pangolin.

Quote #139 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:20 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: I can't remember what sex anybody is.
(One) Wallsy: It's really easy today, Aikanaro. We're all female.
(One) Wallsy wisps that she shows off her pronouns.
(One) Aikanaro: Those are impressive pronouns.
(One) Aikanaro: And by pronouns, I mean nipples.

Quote #137 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:19 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: Digging a little nook for myself in a hillock of mashed potato has always been a dream of mine.

Quote #136 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:19 UTC Score: -10 good meh sucks

(One) Meshuggah: guys why did my characters turn female for no reason?
(One) Aikanaro: I blame militant feminism.

Quote #135 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:19 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin: Aik you didn't even come to Febmeet, you aren't hip.
(One) Aikanaro: I am hip.
(One) Maelin: Nuh-uh.
(One) Aikanaro: Uh-HUH.
(One) Maelin: Nuh-UHHH.
(One) Aikanaro: This is how we settle arguments in the hood.
(One) Aikanaro: Uh-HUHHHH.
(One) Maelin: NUH-UHHHHH
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he shoots Maelin.
(One) Maelin (
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And then I took his eyes.

Quote #133 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:18 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: I went to a job fair once that had a stand with a sign that said 'Opporunities for People with Disabilities'.
(One) Aikanaro: And the stand was entirely empty.
(One) Aikanaro: It was funny but at the same time...amusing.

Quote #132 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:18 UTC Score: -7 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: This sort of thing is what the Internet was invented for.
(One) Aikanaro: That and exchanging pictures of cats.
(One) Keita: "cats".
(One) Aikanaro: "lesbians"

Quote #123 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:16 UTC Score: -41 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin wisps: Anybody know how to use GIMP? How do you give text an outline in one colour?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The GIMP is actually a version of one of those programs that uses the power of your processor during downtime to search for cures to cancer and aliens and so on.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Except it runs on frustration.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: no-one knows how to use gimp, including the developers.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And instead of finding a cure for cancer, it's engaged in coming up with complicated new UI mechanisms that nobody likes.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: except the developers.

Quote #96 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:32 UTC Score: 40 good meh sucks

(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: This reminds me of the time I created an illusion that was basically 'Dasquian tells you: Hey, we're having a little trouble with the 'dance' soul. Could you test it out on me to see if it runtimes for you?'
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: It turns out that some Creators don't take kindly to ten players dancing at them at once. :o/
(Wizards) Winswand wisps: did it include lap dances?
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: Dasquian often got touchy about things like that. :-/
(Wizards) Mallaggar wisps: Who would've funk it :P
(Wizards) Arwyn wisps: I like dancing.
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: There was an old lady in Mad Stoat who used to clone underwear into his inventory whenever anyone said 'Gnome' to her
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: And he, like, totally deleted the code just because he kept fumbling all his equipment because he was drowning in panties.
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: Some people. :-/
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: The code was active for about five years though, so I guess it had a fair run until he found out where it was.

Quote #22 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:46 UTC Score: -47 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin wisps: Worst case is not the key, average case is the key. Dang you computer scientists don't know crap about probability :P
(One) Pit wisps: Yes, but for the complexity of your algorithm, you must optimise the worst case complexity.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I have a funny story about probability, Maelin.
(One) Maelin wisps: No, you must optimise the average case complexity :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Imagine you have three boxes, two of which contain goats.
(One) Pit wisps: And I'm a mathematician as well as a computer scientist, Maelin. :)
(One) Maelin wisps: The average case complexity is the one you expect to get EVERY SINGLE TIME.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The third contains the abstract concept of love.
(One) Beale wisps: As morphised as a third goat.
(One) Jessie wisps: if you open the box, does it die?
(One) Tony wisps: Only if you stab it
(One) Aikanaro wisps: If you open the box the abstract concept of love will always be in one of the two boxes you didn't choose, Jessie.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And then you spend the rest of your life regretting your choice. :o(
(One) Drakkos wisps that it :-(

Quote #19 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:43 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin wisps: Anybody know how to use GIMP? How do you give text an outline in one colour?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The GIMP is actually a version of one of those programs that uses the power of your processor during downtime to search for cures to cancer and aliens and so on.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Except it runs on frustration.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: no-one knows how to use gimp, including the developers.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And instead of finding a cure for cancer, it's engaged in coming up with complicated new UI mechanisms that nobody likes.
(One) Cthulhu wisps: except the developers.

Quote #7 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -44 good meh sucks

(One) Presto wisps: WHY WON'T IT STOP SNOWING???!?!?!?!
(One) Beale wisps: It will.
(One) Rainstorm wisps: Because the world likes to make us suffer
(One) Beale wisps: When you are all dead.
(One) Beale wisps that he continues pumping in the snow.
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he counters by making a gigantic snowman.
(One) Beale wisps: Oh no! My only weakness!
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he arms the snowman with nuclear weapons.
(One) Beale wisps: Oh no! My only other weakness!