(cre) Dasquian: Shame. I wanted to create a group called "gruper" then make a withered thingie a member, then leave the group, so it would read "Gruper is led by a withered thingie and has no other members." :)

(cre) Dasquian: Where can I find an example of an object that does absolutely nothing?
(cre) Dasquian: Has no odd attributes, etc...
(cre) Rue promptly raises her hand

(cre) Taffyd blows his party horn.
(cre) Drakkos admires Taffyd's flexibility.
(cre) Lucky stops herself from commenting
(cre) Wenda: rofl!
(cre) Taffyd: A friend of money has a coffee mug with a picture of a guy sucking himself off on it.
(cre) Taffyd: er.. of mine
(cre) Taffyd ponders.
(cre) Anni: Eww :P
You creator-tell: A guy on the 'net sells mouse-mats with that on it.
(cre) Wenda: nnh. :-P
(cre) Terano: Mmm.. friend of money.
You creator-tell: I don't see the connection, personally: self-felation -> mouse-mat.
You creator-tell: Or even self-fellatio. Or self-felching. Whatever.
Wyvyrn d'Deridex grins at you.
(cre) Taffyd: oh gross
(cre) Taffyd runs off and vomits.
(cre) Wenda: what, what?
(cre) Taffyd: felching. :P
(cre) Dasquian: *rofl*
(cre) Dasquian: What a thing to log in to :)
(cre) Terano: What is felching anyway?
(cre) Terano: I used to know..
(cre) Wenda hcres and goes NNnnh.
(cre) Taffyd: do you really want to know?
(cre) Laurana: gotta expect it, Das, Drakkos is on

(cre) Lucky: I have a plan.
(cre) Laurana cheers Lucky.
(cre) Sasquatch: is it cunning?
(cre) Terano: I have 3 plans. Two of which are master plans :)
(cre) Laurana: I did once
(cre) Terano: They sit on my desktop waiting inspiration..
(cre) Laurana: but now I'm a lord, and I'm in a basket
(cre) Lucky: we all continually kill Wix until he calls that girl he's whining
about
(cre) Laurana: again?
(cre) Wix: Er, no! :P
(cre) Lucky: a very cunning plan methinks
(cre) Terano: I thought we did that once already..
(cre) Lucky: well it didn't work
(cre) Terano drags the suspend command out of mothballs
(cre) Laurana: Wix, did you not already learn your lesson about asking for
dating advice on the cre channel?
You creator-tell: Fika!
(cre) Laurana agrees with Drakkos
(cre) Terano: Laurana - it looks like we need to reconvene the LordLove panel
:)
(cre) Wix: Was it me that was asking on here? :P
You creator-tell: Woo... has everyone seem campchaos's Metallica parody?

(cre) Siel: ROight.. searching for buttermilk in altavista gives me as first link...
cre) Siel: 1. Cincinnati.com - Traffic Reports
You creator-tell: How disappointing. The first link should always be porn. :-(
(cre) Siel: Odd Drakkie... that is what Eight thought too :P
You creator-tell: Why, I can think of at least a dozen pornographic uses for buttermilk off the top of my head, and I'm not even trying!
(cre) Eight: erm, don't equate Drakkosian-type-like thinking with me :-)
(cre) Siel: Porn is not even in the first 20.. Buttermilk is neither of course.
You creator-tell: Try 'buttermilk' and 'enema'.
You creator-tell: That's bound to score something.
(cre) Kiaril: tried searching for buttermilk +"the dairy product yuo flyhaeds!!11!!'
(cre) Eight: worse?!? how?!?
(cre) Siel: You think about them but don't share :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Drakkos doesn't actually feature in any of them.
(cre) Kiaril decides not to ask what Siel wants inforation on buttermilk for.

(cre) Ranee: any invis lords around who aren't idling? :P
(cre) Rune: Invis and not idling for a lord... impossible
(cre) Ranee: i did the most incredible thing to myself and now i need to bug them to sort out for me :P
(cre) Ranee: arrgghhh! :P
(cre) Dogbolter: You'll go blind...
(cre) Rune: Did it envolve vegetables
(cre) Dogbolter: Gruper will return after twin peaks, I suspect.
You creator-tell: S'got to be a Lord, has it?
(cre) Ranee: he sounds so excited just now, wonder if he's coming back.
Dogbolter tells you: Yeah, she's suspened herself, playing with the command :-)
You grin at Dogbolter.
(cre) Rune: When it comes to Gruper you can always wounder.
You tell Dogbolter: Pure poetry. :)
(cre) Ranee: unless someone can unsuspend me :P
Dogbolter asks you: Nice, no?
(cre) Sojan: whassup ?
(cre) Ranee: Sojan!!! help :P
(cre) Ranee: i suspended myself :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Ranee has suspended someone, and they need unsuspending :-)
(cre) Dogbolter: It's Ranee :-)

(Bastard Creators from Hell) Dasquian: I had a dream like that once
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Dasquian: No, about you ordering me onto my knees!
(Bastard Creators from Hell) Dasquian: It made me do a sex wee!

(cre) Dasquian: Where did this fucking cat come form?
(cre) Presto: two other cats

(cre) Tannah: Lawks. Remind me not to barge in on people in the privacy of their own workrooms again in future. Dasquian here "looks rather wet" and "looks rather warm".

Then, later on:

(cre) Dasquian: "Tannah says: Hmm. I cannot move your object into me. ;)"

(cre) Dek resolves to obtain one of these hot Greek chicks.
(cre) Dek: I recruited Drakkos.
(cre) Siel laughs
(cre) Tilly: Drakkos is a hot Greek chick?
(cre) Dek: Yes. Haven't you met him?
(cre) Tilly: No. Have you?
(cre) Dek: Yes.
(cre) Tilly: Bugger.
(cre) Dasquian: I met Drakkos, she is one foxy chick.
(cre) Dek: Hell yeah.
(cre) Dek drools.
You tell Dek Demoniq: He told me he is a hunchback and drools lots :P
Dek Demoniq cackles at you.
Dek Demoniq asks you: She is bloody gorgeous :-) - did you not guess?
You tell Dek Demoniq: What does he look like? :)
You tell Dek Demoniq: Drakkos is a she? :P
Dek Demoniq tells you: Long black hair - well curved figure - verrry sexy voice...
You tell Dek Demoniq: I don't believe a word of this.
Dek Demoniq tells you: Ask Das.
You ask Dasquian Hydroxide: Is Drakkos female?
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide: *doesn't believe Dek*
Dasquian Hydroxide tells you: She is, yeah :)
Dek Demoniq tells you: Or Pepsi.
You boggle at Dasquian Hydroxide.

(cre) Chibi: Anyone know any good "late at night and inside a tent" games?
You cre-tell: Yes. HTH. HAND.
(cre) Drakkos: 'Hide the salami'
(cre) Sasquatch: I bet Drakkos does
You cre-tell: Scrabble?
(cre) Chibi: There are two girls coming, but they don't like me :'(
You cre-tell: Or "touch the tent and make it rain on your tentmate" is always good.
(cre) Dasquian: Banzai time!
(cre) Drakkos: They're coming, but they don't like you?
(cre) Drakkos: Dude, that's pretty good going.
(cre) Chibi: I have been reading up on chat-up lines, just incase, but they are all pretty naff
(cre) Kola: heh kewl, {Sin eater}, a man who (according to a former practice in England) for a small gratuity ate a piece of bread laid on the chest of a dead person, whereby he was supposed to have taken the sins of the dead person upon himself.
(cre) Drakkos: You don't want chat-up lines. You want to woo them with your impressive knowledge of Middle-East current affairs.
(cre) Drakkos: Chicks dig that kind of thing.