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Quote #418 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: There are all sorts of things that could have been done. If you're going to plan it out, then you want to leave something deep in the mudlib to explode like a timebomb, so that all the backups are tainted. And then you want it to be funny, like an effect that magnetises everything that's metal. Everytime you are in a room with a player with metal items, you stick together - when one moves, the other moves.
(One) Drakkos: Now that's comedy
(One) Drakkos: Especially when magnetised clumps start interacting with other magnetised clumps.
(One) Aikanaro: Also, I read 'metal items' as 'mental illness' just then.
(One) Aikanaro: The mentally ill clumping together would be towards the edgier end of the comedy spectrum.
(One) Drakkos: I cannot support that kind of humour, Aikanaro. :-/
(One) Drakkos: Even if I did laugh a bit
(One) Drakkos: People would struggle out of their metal items just so they can move again. Meaning some poor chump is going to end up carrying every metal item in the game.

Quote #415 Posted at Mon 07 Mar 2011, 11:35 UTC Score: -6 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: Stargate and muppets?
(One) Drakkos: best theme ever
(One) Drakkos: Seriously, stargate and muppets? I am so excited that it's like I'm camping.
(One) Drakkos: Because I'm pitching.
(One) Drakkos: You know, a tent.

Quote #407 Posted at Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:40 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: (It's okay, before too long none of you except Grimrak will be able to log in, and I will have the playerbase I always wanted)
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: ((All Grimrak, All The Time))
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Grimrak made a very strong showing for 'Best Custom Item' in the Osrics, and I would like to explore those... intriguing possibilities.

Quote #406 Posted at Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:39 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Being fired from HAUG MUD
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Is the low point of my life

Quote #405 Posted at Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:39 UTC Score: -4 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: HaugMUD, like a dreadful Borg ship on the scanner of the enterprise, popped up on the dwchat channel last night and immediately caused a chill to fall o'er the land

Quote #397 Posted at Thu 13 Jan 2011, 00:22 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(cre) Drakkos: I'd prefer people used my internet name in bed. It is offputting when someone moans 'Michael Rosemary Heron!!'

Quote #394 Posted at Sat 01 Jan 2011, 14:15 UTC Score: -1 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Pit wisps: Don't forget to vote Pit for Most Feared Creator!
(Intermud) Novia wisps: Nope vote for me!
(Intermud) Ploosk@Epitaph wisps: Real fear shouldn't be requested :(
(Intermud) Pit wisps: Actually, come to think of it... I could just change the votes. I'm the organisor, right?
(Intermud) Pit wisps: And this isn't actually in game, so no rules against affecting the outcome.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: We already know institutional corruption is rife in liaison, you don't need to talk us into accepting it. ;-P

Quote #387 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:47 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I hope that's some kind of cudgel
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: With the angle it is hard to tell
(Intermud) Kefka wisps: nah, just a trusty old length of iron
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: It looks like a hard rod of black wood to me
(Intermud) Wallsy wisps: Everything's about hard black rods with you.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I just knows what I likes

Quote #386 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:46 UTC Score: -3 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Gaelen wisps: Sarah Palin is going a psycho over wikileaks wonder what she is hiding
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Perhaps there is a savage expose of her inability to fish
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: And then how will she appeal to NASCAR DADS then?
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: (I don't know what any of those words mean)

Quote #385 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:46 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I don't know how he might be responsible, but I have heard so much about the weather and wikileaks on the BBC that I am convinced Julian Assange is to blame.

Quote #373 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:12 UTC Score: 15 good meh sucks

(cre) Fro wonders why we are refered to as 'they' :-)
(cre) Drakkos: 'cause they're Us.
(cre) Drakkos: Unless you're one us Us, in which case they're Them.
(cre) Drakkos: See, there's Us, and Them, and we're Them... unless we're Us, in which case, they're Them.
(cre) Drakkos: Simple!

Quote #364 Posted at Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:10 UTC Score: -55 good meh sucks

(cre) Drakkos does a Darth Vader on Viagra impression.
(cre) Atom tries, in vain, to imagine that
(cre) Drakkos: Just picture heavy breathing and a lighsabre held at groin level...

Quote #337 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -1 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: Like, Strictly Come Dancing is not for me. However, if all the celebrities were replaced by angry midgets...
(One) Drakkos: Now that's TV for Drakkos

Quote #332 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: Do you guys like hate?
(One) Drakkos: Do you enjoy HORRIBLE INAPPROPRIATENSS?
(One) Drakkos: Play CAH!
(One) Drakkos: It's the game that shows humanity is in inexorable, eternal decline.
(One) Drakkos wisps: And that all it takes for people to say horrible, terrible, unforgiveable things
(One) Drakkos: Is to give them a selection of cards and a question

Quote #328 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:17 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: I can't go to bed!
(One) Drakkos: Someone is WRONG on the Internet!
(One) Drakkos: The worst thing about that 'someone is wrong on the internet' comic is that he could have just called it 'This is Drakkos'

Quote #320 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:16 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: But you should totally watch the show, Drakkos, because it's one of the best shows ever.
(One) Drakkos: If it had been recommended by *anyone* else. :-/

Quote #319 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks

(One) Pso: well
(One) Pso: I can't argue with that
(One) Drakkos: Yes you can
(One) Drakkos: Have faith in yourself

Quote #317 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks

(One) Pso: we should let the assassins vote for the thieves guild leader
(One) Pso: and VICE VERSA
(One) emsenn: Yes!
(One) Drakkos: Say, that's a great idea

Quote #316 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks

(One) Taffyd: He probably said something derogatory about your acursed modifications to Gloomy forest
(One) Taffyd: damn druids
(One) Drakkos: Man, I didn't code any druids
(One) Drakkos: Oh, wait
(One) Drakkos: I guess I did do that a bit

Quote #307 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:13 UTC Score: -2 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: Incidentally, did you know Shabree dreams of tazering me?
(One) Drakkos: Quite a lot, apparently.
(One) Drakkos wisps that it :-/
(One) Triana: Who doesn't?
(One) Aikanaro: I dream of Shabree tazering Drakkos.
(One) Keita: I dream of Shabree and Drakkos. Together.
(One) Drakkos: You poor soul. :-(

Quote #305 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:13 UTC Score: -39 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: That girl who works at the library is hot

Quote #296 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:10 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: But it may very well be the case that it's not so much the code doesn't work as that it is haunted.
(One) Drakkos: Part of the problem is the way the information is structured. It's not stored, as I recall, in a nice handler with some beautiful wainscoating. It is stored on whatever random object was passing, with the information affixed via cheap post-its

Quote #285 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:07 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: Are you reading LPC for Dummies? It's not only a great read, but apparently the guy who wrote it is awesome.

Quote #284 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:07 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks

(One) Johnnytrash now kinda knows how to make a room in LPC
(One) Drakkos: I know how to make a room too!
(One) Drakkos: Let's make out

Quote #281 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:05 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: Chess Boxing!
(One) Insanity: A mysterious sport, Drakkos.
(One) Drakkos wisps that it punches Insanity
(One) Drakkos: Checkmate!

Quote #261 Posted at Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:03 UTC Score: -46 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Sup with y'all
(Intermud) Arwyn wisps: Hay grrrl.

Quote #240 Posted at Tue 08 Jun 2010, 14:52 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Oh, I can always find a use for more children.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Hrm, that sounded a bit dodgy.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I just meant I'll use them for shady purposes.

Quote #183 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:46 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: Anyway, I now no longer want to see any teenagers for a good long time. Because they are all terrible.
(One) Drakkos: To be fair, people don't get much better as they age either.
(One) Wallsy: People start out uninteristing, then they become proper people, then they become worthless, stupid teenagers, then they become people again.
(One) Drakkos: And then the next day, they die of old age

Quote #182 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:45 UTC Score: 7 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: And one girl got drunk and passed out and had to be taken away in an ambulance, or so I heard.
(One) Drakkos: Man, your family know how to party
(One) Drakkos: It's like a TFLN entry
(One) Drakkos: 'Man, I got so wasted at my family reunion that I had to get taken away in an ambulance and I woke up in my cousin's bed'
(One) Drakkos: 'And he said, 'That was stupid sex and you were stupid for having it''

Quote #181 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:45 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos: Interesting Discworld Tidbit! There is a player on Discworld who has a poem I wrote in their refer, and they don't know it was me who wrote it. :-D

Quote #170 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:33 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Swyrd: Sup is, I got out of doing the night feed! Husband has the baby. :D
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: You know, you could just sell the baby on the internet, and get your life back
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: You could sell it on eBaby
(Intermud) Swyrd: Would you buy her, Drakkos? Seven months old, two teeth, very cute?
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I do not like babies
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: or small children
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Or older children
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Not very fond of them when they become adults either.

Quote #169 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:33 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I remembered the other day the theme of the other game I wanted to code. A dystopian future where wombles, muppets, smurfs and fraggles all fight it out for access to the world's dwindling food supplies.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I am starting to regret the zombie theme. :-/

Quote #162 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:30 UTC Score: -19 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I hope you all got the flowers I sent you all!
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Because man, I'd love to bang each and every one of you
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I mean
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I love you honey(s)
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I will send you cherries too
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: So I can pluck them from your trembling, uncertain bodies

Quote #152 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:26 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Amanda Palmer doesn't shave her armpits. Neil Gaiman can have her, I will just admire her music rather than try to kidnap her in a little silver cage.

Quote #151 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:26 UTC Score: -36 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I write all my lectures to Enya.

Quote #150 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:26 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Kefka: pfft, its just sounding. ive seen worse
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I haven't
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: And I was in 'Nam
(Intermud) Kefka: really? what were you, a... umm... YOU WERE NEVER IN NAM > :|
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: You wouldn't believe how much 'Nam I was in
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Oh, I don't mean Vietnam. I mean, you known, Nottingham. That's what it gets called... n'am. Sorry, I put the comma in the wrong place. That was probably quite misleading.
(Intermud) Makhar: it was an apostophe not a comma :p
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Apostrophes are the kind of comma a bitch would use.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I prefer to call commas 'Australian apostrophes'
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: (They're like normal apostrophes, just down under)
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: (That joke is much cleaner and suitable for mixed age audiences than the real one)

Quote #145 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:21 UTC Score: 2 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Wallsy: _You had to earmuff _them_ for being horrible human beings?
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Yes!
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: That's how *horrible* they are
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Even I think they're horrible
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: And I was voted 'Worst Human Being Ever' five years in a row
(Intermud) Wallsy doesn't remember seeing anything particularly horrible on the other channels when he had them a few years ago...
(Intermud) Wallsy: It must have gone seriously downhill.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Well, you've won it ever year I haven't, so you're not the best judge.

Quote #130 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:18 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: You know, anyone reading what I am saying here would come away with the impression i hate Maelin.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: More peanuts anyone?

Quote #129 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:18 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: Maelin would say 'Well, that is objectively true because <long low whine> '
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Really, I don't even see his arguments any more.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I just see blonde, brunette, redhead...

Quote #128 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:17 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: (If you're wondering Hamlet, Maelin is indeed enough of a social-retarded aspie to argue with a five year old)

Quote #126 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:17 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Gellan: You two keep away from my father :|
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Your father uses Old Spice? Man, I'd like to smell him.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I'd very much like to smell your father.

Quote #125 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:17 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I know a guy who tried to teach first year programming using pseudocode.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I don't think it went very well
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: All his students went to McDonalds and he hung himself the next year. :-/

Quote #121 Posted at Sun 14 Mar 2010, 11:05 UTC Score: -43 good meh sucks

(dwchat) Drakkos: Would you like to join me in my van to watch it? I have DVDs
(dwchat) Insanity@Discworld: Sorry, I'm diabetic for dvds
(dwchat) Ilenore@Discworld: you should see what blu-rays do to him :(
(dwchat) Elspeth@Discworld leers.
(dwchat) Insanity@Discworld chews on a betamax for sustenence.

Quote #117 Posted at Sat 27 Feb 2010, 01:27 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(cre) Drakkos: Function pointers are a rare and delicate gift from God. We should be thankful for them during this time of unrest within the Catholic church.
(cre) Drakkos presses his hands together and kneels

Quote #111 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:32 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(cre) Taffyd blows his party horn.
(cre) Drakkos admires Taffyd's flexibility.
(cre) Lucky stops herself from commenting
(cre) Wenda: rofl!
(cre) Taffyd: A friend of money has a coffee mug with a picture of a guy sucking himself off on it.
(cre) Taffyd: er.. of mine
(cre) Taffyd ponders.
(cre) Anni: Eww :P
You creator-tell: A guy on the 'net sells mouse-mats with that on it.
(cre) Wenda: nnh. :-P
(cre) Terano: Mmm.. friend of money.
You creator-tell: I don't see the connection, personally: self-felation -> mouse-mat.
You creator-tell: Or even self-fellatio. Or self-felching. Whatever.
Wyvyrn d'Deridex grins at you.
(cre) Taffyd: oh gross
(cre) Taffyd runs off and vomits.
(cre) Wenda: what, what?
(cre) Taffyd: felching. :P
(cre) Dasquian: *rofl*
(cre) Dasquian: What a thing to log in to :)
(cre) Terano: What is felching anyway?
(cre) Terano: I used to know..
(cre) Wenda hcres and goes NNnnh.
(cre) Taffyd: do you really want to know?
(cre) Laurana: gotta expect it, Das, Drakkos is on

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Quote #110 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:30 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks

(cre) Lucky: I have a plan.
(cre) Laurana cheers Lucky.
(cre) Sasquatch: is it cunning?
(cre) Terano: I have 3 plans. Two of which are master plans :)
(cre) Laurana: I did once
(cre) Terano: They sit on my desktop waiting inspiration..
(cre) Laurana: but now I'm a lord, and I'm in a basket
(cre) Lucky: we all continually kill Wix until he calls that girl he's whining
about
(cre) Laurana: again?
(cre) Wix: Er, no! :P
(cre) Lucky: a very cunning plan methinks
(cre) Terano: I thought we did that once already..
(cre) Lucky: well it didn't work
(cre) Terano drags the suspend command out of mothballs
(cre) Laurana: Wix, did you not already learn your lesson about asking for
dating advice on the cre channel?
You creator-tell: Fika!
(cre) Laurana agrees with Drakkos
(cre) Terano: Laurana - it looks like we need to reconvene the LordLove panel
:)
(cre) Wix: Was it me that was asking on here? :P
You creator-tell: Woo... has everyone seem campchaos's Metallica parody?

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Quote #109 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:29 UTC Score: -43 good meh sucks

(cre) Wix: I rule!
(cre) Wix: I think I'll eat my flame now...
(cre) Siel: you call her Wix?
(cre) Wix beams...
(cre) Turrican: So, what are you 2 turtle doves going to do?
(cre) Wix: have a "fika" and then maybe something else :P
(cre) Fevvers: a fika?
(cre) Siel sets Wix on fire with a match and a gallon of propane
(cre) Wix: a fika = coffee and cookies...
(cre) Wodan: going wild huh? :)
(cre) Wix: Ok. Had to brag to a friend (who is phoning the girl of his dreams later tonight). Anyone wanna hear? :P
You creator-tell: Go for it. :)
(cre) Wix: I phoned. Sister answered. I fainted (almost) and asked if Rana was at home. Of course, she wasn't. My kind of luck.
You creator-tell: Who is Rana? :)
(cre) Wix: I asked when she would be back and got the answer 10 minutes. Tried calling then and only got the annoying "busy" tone. My luck.
You creator-tell: And was that your sister or theirs?
(cre) Wix: Finger me or terano :P
(cre) Wix: her sister :P
> finger Wix

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Quote #107 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:28 UTC Score: -47 good meh sucks

(cre) Siel: ROight.. searching for buttermilk in altavista gives me as first link...
cre) Siel: 1. Cincinnati.com - Traffic Reports
You creator-tell: How disappointing. The first link should always be porn. :-(
(cre) Siel: Odd Drakkie... that is what Eight thought too :P
You creator-tell: Why, I can think of at least a dozen pornographic uses for buttermilk off the top of my head, and I'm not even trying!
(cre) Eight: erm, don't equate Drakkosian-type-like thinking with me :-)
(cre) Siel: Porn is not even in the first 20.. Buttermilk is neither of course.
You creator-tell: Try 'buttermilk' and 'enema'.
You creator-tell: That's bound to score something.
(cre) Kiaril: tried searching for buttermilk +"the dairy product yuo flyhaeds!!11!!'
(cre) Eight: worse?!? how?!?
(cre) Siel: You think about them but don't share :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Drakkos doesn't actually feature in any of them.
(cre) Kiaril decides not to ask what Siel wants inforation on buttermilk for.

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Quote #106 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:27 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(cre) Shrike: *snort* my step-brother is reading over my shoulder, and he looks at the title bar and says "Disco-world"
You creator-tell: Runs in the family then does it?
(cre) Saffra: Well, your step-brother must be a freak...a superfreak :)
(cre) Shrike: he informs me that he feels very special being talked about. everyone pat him on the head :P
(cre) Saffra hums.
(cre) Nevvyn pats Shrikes ikkle baby step brother on the head.
(cre) Rue: arg.. there's that word again.. ickle..!
You creator-tell: Double "k" thankyou Rue.
You creator-tell: And no "c".
(cre) Anni waves happily to Shrike's lil brother.
(cre) Archana eyes shrikes ikkle baby step brother and decides he could do with a nice sauce and soem roasting
(cre) Atom: ickluw :)
(cre) Valentijn reminds Archana to play with her food.
You creator-tell: Capital "S" on that Shrike please Archana...
You creator-tell: Don't forget your fullstops atom.
You creator-tell: Er.. Atom.

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Quote #105 Posted at Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:00 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos wisps: I love Yes Minister. I wish I wasn't at work so I could watch some
(One) Drakkos wisps: Plus, I wish my DVDs of Yes Minister weren't 80 miles away
(One) Drakkos wisps: Plus, I wish I had a pony.

Quote #100 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:00 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

(One) Fuzzle wisps: who will be the first to sponsor Lanfear for citizenship in AM?
(One) Lanfear wisps that she :(
(One) Lanfear wisps: You're gonna vouch for me though, right, Gnash?
(One) Drakkos wisps: Don't sponsor her, she steals and is on the game.

Quote #96 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:32 UTC Score: 40 good meh sucks

(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: This reminds me of the time I created an illusion that was basically 'Dasquian tells you: Hey, we're having a little trouble with the 'dance' soul. Could you test it out on me to see if it runtimes for you?'
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: It turns out that some Creators don't take kindly to ten players dancing at them at once. :o/
(Wizards) Winswand wisps: did it include lap dances?
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: Dasquian often got touchy about things like that. :-/
(Wizards) Mallaggar wisps: Who would've funk it :P
(Wizards) Arwyn wisps: I like dancing.
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: There was an old lady in Mad Stoat who used to clone underwear into his inventory whenever anyone said 'Gnome' to her
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: And he, like, totally deleted the code just because he kept fumbling all his equipment because he was drowning in panties.
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: Some people. :-/
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: The code was active for about five years though, so I guess it had a fair run until he found out where it was.

Quote #95 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:31 UTC Score: 17 good meh sucks

(One) Drakkos wisps: Pinkfish doesn't force anything. We follow him because we love and respect him.
(One) Drakkos wisps: And because he has *HUGE* dossiers on all of us.
(One) Drakkos wisps: Seriously, some of us are looking at pretty serious jail-time if we cross him.

Quote #76 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:02 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(cre) Pinkfish demands a haiku about kittens.

Fluffy kitten death
smattered over my windscreen
driving very fast

Knocking at the door
Animal rights protesters
Fluffy kitten sex

(cre) Drakkos: That poem is about getting a little pussy. H0h0

Quote #42 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 14:59 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

(cre) Turrican: Okay, who broke the mud.
(cre) Drakkos points at Lemming.
(cre) Atom points to Lemming
(cre) Rhinehold points to Lemming
(cre) Nirces: lemming
(cre) Sasquatch points at Lemming

Quote #37 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 20:12 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks

(cre) Dek resolves to obtain one of these hot Greek chicks.
(cre) Dek: I recruited Drakkos.
(cre) Siel laughs
(cre) Tilly: Drakkos is a hot Greek chick?
(cre) Dek: Yes. Haven't you met him?
(cre) Tilly: No. Have you?
(cre) Dek: Yes.
(cre) Tilly: Bugger.
(cre) Dasquian: I met Drakkos, she is one foxy chick.
(cre) Dek: Hell yeah.
(cre) Dek drools.
You tell Dek Demoniq: He told me he is a hunchback and drools lots :P
Dek Demoniq cackles at you.
Dek Demoniq asks you: She is bloody gorgeous :-) - did you not guess?
You tell Dek Demoniq: What does he look like? :)
You tell Dek Demoniq: Drakkos is a she? :P
Dek Demoniq tells you: Long black hair - well curved figure - verrry sexy voice...
You tell Dek Demoniq: I don't believe a word of this.
Dek Demoniq tells you: Ask Das.
You ask Dasquian Hydroxide: Is Drakkos female?
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide: *doesn't believe Dek*
Dasquian Hydroxide tells you: She is, yeah :)
Dek Demoniq tells you: Or Pepsi.
You boggle at Dasquian Hydroxide.

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Quote #36 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 19:28 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(cre) Chibi: Anyone know any good "late at night and inside a tent" games?
You cre-tell: Yes. HTH. HAND.
(cre) Drakkos: 'Hide the salami'
(cre) Sasquatch: I bet Drakkos does
You cre-tell: Scrabble?
(cre) Chibi: There are two girls coming, but they don't like me :'(
You cre-tell: Or "touch the tent and make it rain on your tentmate" is always good.
(cre) Dasquian: Banzai time!
(cre) Drakkos: They're coming, but they don't like you?
(cre) Drakkos: Dude, that's pretty good going.
(cre) Chibi: I have been reading up on chat-up lines, just incase, but they are all pretty naff
(cre) Kola: heh kewl, {Sin eater}, a man who (according to a former practice in England) for a small gratuity ate a piece of bread laid on the chest of a dead person, whereby he was supposed to have taken the sins of the dead person upon himself.
(cre) Drakkos: You don't want chat-up lines. You want to woo them with your impressive knowledge of Middle-East current affairs.
(cre) Drakkos: Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Quote #26 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 17:12 UTC Score: -55 good meh sucks

(cre) Drakkos puts on a condom full of champagne flavoured ice-cream and pulls out a gun.

Quote #22 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:46 UTC Score: -47 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin wisps: Worst case is not the key, average case is the key. Dang you computer scientists don't know crap about probability :P
(One) Pit wisps: Yes, but for the complexity of your algorithm, you must optimise the worst case complexity.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I have a funny story about probability, Maelin.
(One) Maelin wisps: No, you must optimise the average case complexity :P
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Imagine you have three boxes, two of which contain goats.
(One) Pit wisps: And I'm a mathematician as well as a computer scientist, Maelin. :)
(One) Maelin wisps: The average case complexity is the one you expect to get EVERY SINGLE TIME.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The third contains the abstract concept of love.
(One) Beale wisps: As morphised as a third goat.
(One) Jessie wisps: if you open the box, does it die?
(One) Tony wisps: Only if you stab it
(One) Aikanaro wisps: If you open the box the abstract concept of love will always be in one of the two boxes you didn't choose, Jessie.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: And then you spend the rest of your life regretting your choice. :o(
(One) Drakkos wisps that it :-(

Quote #11 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 14:56 UTC Score: 9 good meh sucks

(Wizards) Jullias wisps: what alias do you guys use to get eyes and dispose of corpses?
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: I do it under the name of 'Captain Stabby'
(Wizards) Drakkos wisps: The police haven't made the link yet. :-DDD