(cre) Gruper: You don't want Sas in your head. He's a very poor subsitute for a brain

(cre) Lucky: I have a plan.
(cre) Laurana cheers Lucky.
(cre) Sasquatch: is it cunning?
(cre) Terano: I have 3 plans. Two of which are master plans :)
(cre) Laurana: I did once
(cre) Terano: They sit on my desktop waiting inspiration..
(cre) Laurana: but now I'm a lord, and I'm in a basket
(cre) Lucky: we all continually kill Wix until he calls that girl he's whining
about
(cre) Laurana: again?
(cre) Wix: Er, no! :P
(cre) Lucky: a very cunning plan methinks
(cre) Terano: I thought we did that once already..
(cre) Lucky: well it didn't work
(cre) Terano drags the suspend command out of mothballs
(cre) Laurana: Wix, did you not already learn your lesson about asking for
dating advice on the cre channel?
You creator-tell: Fika!
(cre) Laurana agrees with Drakkos
(cre) Terano: Laurana - it looks like we need to reconvene the LordLove panel
:)
(cre) Wix: Was it me that was asking on here? :P
You creator-tell: Woo... has everyone seem campchaos's Metallica parody?

(cre) Gruper: Drakkos! I wrote a fake netsex log about you and me while waiting in Bangalore airport!

(cre) Gruper: My shirts are of many colours, and when the birds see them, they sing a pretty song.

(cre) Gnillot: I'm a liaison, remember? Too fluffy to be scary!
(cre) Gnillot: (just ask Tique)
(cre) Tique wouldn't know
(cre) Gruper: You are right. Liaisons are rarely scary.
(cre) Tique: (she scares me)
(cre) Gruper: That's because you are a leetle girl trapped in a man's body!

(cre) Ranee: any invis lords around who aren't idling? :P
(cre) Rune: Invis and not idling for a lord... impossible
(cre) Ranee: i did the most incredible thing to myself and now i need to bug them to sort out for me :P
(cre) Ranee: arrgghhh! :P
(cre) Dogbolter: You'll go blind...
(cre) Rune: Did it envolve vegetables
(cre) Dogbolter: Gruper will return after twin peaks, I suspect.
You creator-tell: S'got to be a Lord, has it?
(cre) Ranee: he sounds so excited just now, wonder if he's coming back.
Dogbolter tells you: Yeah, she's suspened herself, playing with the command :-)
You grin at Dogbolter.
(cre) Rune: When it comes to Gruper you can always wounder.
You tell Dogbolter: Pure poetry. :)
(cre) Ranee: unless someone can unsuspend me :P
Dogbolter asks you: Nice, no?
(cre) Sojan: whassup ?
(cre) Ranee: Sojan!!! help :P
(cre) Ranee: i suspended myself :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Ranee has suspended someone, and they need unsuspending :-)
(cre) Dogbolter: It's Ranee :-)

(cre) Gruper: Please tell Rue that I love her and would consider marrying her if she weren't so incredibly old.

(cwc) Gruper: Wouldn't it be a great idea to have "One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" tattooed on the inside of your sphincter?

(cre) Gruper: Lust, love - they both give you a groinal rash, so what's the difference?