(One) Julnar wisps: does boytoy deserve his present after having his phone off all day or do I eat it? (One) Venko wisps: Why would you eat the phone? (One) Boosh wisps: what flavor phone (One) Venko wisps: Does eating cell phones cause cancer? (One) Boosh wisps: maybe if its an asbestos phone
(One) Aikanaro wisps: "A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times in all--only to plunge down the now-empty elevator shaft to his death." (One) Julnar wisps: dear people who missed the lift: press the button, it will come again (One) Ptlepshut wisps: The Lift Always Come Twice. (One) Aikanaro wisps: Lifts are like Jesus. (One) Ptlepshut wisps: Good title for a film right there. (One) Aikanaro wisps: He too ascended, of course.
(One) Julnar: funnily enough people aren't actually special until they do something special. I'm afraid being born doesn't cut it (One) Haug: I was born with unusually large levels of special (One) Aikanaro: Mercury, Haug. (One) Aikanaro: Unusually high levels of mercury. (One) Haug wisps: Well, I do like to swim upstream
(One) Frailbeth wisps: Armed penises makes it sound like they're carrying guns. (One) emsenn wisps: emrys' penis can carry a gun (One) Julnar wisps: this is a stick up
(One) Sancti wisps: Did you have a mullet, emRYs? (One) emRYs wisps: no sancti, I had a mane (One) emRYs wisps: Maine (One) emRYs wisps: Main (One) emRYs wisps: the big har that Lions have (One) emRYs wisps: hair (One) Julnar wisps: I think you were right the first time
(One) Insanity wisps: Wow, the AM Council's quest for revenge has NO BOUNDARIES (One) Insanity wisps: Even now, they prevent me from marrying my true love =( (One) Vvarden wisps: A moose? (One) Kanashimi wisps: tique? (One) Julnar wisps: your hand? (One) Insanity wisps: "Jacque de Vieux asks with a posh Genuan accent: Who would you like to marry?", "Jacque de Vieux says with a posh Genuan accent: Insanity appears to have been banished."