(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I hope that's some kind of cudgel (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: With the angle it is hard to tell (Intermud) Kefka wisps: nah, just a trusty old length of iron (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: It looks like a hard rod of black wood to me (Intermud) Wallsy wisps: Everything's about hard black rods with you. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I just knows what I likes
(One) Sokarera wisps: I keep forgetting my character is a woman. (One) Kefka wisps: hang about the drum - someone will remind you pretty quickly (One) Frailbeth wisps: Oi. I'm at the Drum. :P (One) Frailbeth wisps that she is NOT advertising, btw. :P (One) Aikanaro wisps: hello pretty lady (One) Aikanaro wisps that she sidles up to Frailbeth. (One) Frailbeth wisps that she backs away slooooowwwllyyyyyy (One) Frailbeth wisps that she runs like hell. (One) Aikanaro wisps: I've still got it.
(Warriors) Kefka: ok, after reading these Domain Dissection articles, ive come to the conclusion that the MUD is run entirely by Drakkos wearing a variety of false moustaches and wigs.
(One) Kefka: evony ads are great (One) Aikanaro: Maybe this MUD should think about a similar strategy. (One) Aikanaro: "Luxurious nipple-fonding in the privacy of your own home! (with the Discworld MUD thieves guild)." (One) Aikanaro: *fondling (One) Skuk: I forgot about nipple fondue night at the thieves guild. (One) Aikanaro: Every night is nipple fondue night at the Thieves' Guild.
(One) Kefka: bah... threadless are having a $9 for everything sale, but they seem to have gotten themselves ddosed because of it (One) Frailbeth: ddosed? (One) Maelin: Threadless? (One) Aikanaro: $9?
(One) Kefka: you should get an awesome classy bed like mine - http://members.westnet.com.au/gbaatard/MyPlace/Bed.JPG (One) Lanfear: I want a bed for adults! (One) Kefka :'( (One) Lanfear: Not ninja teens! (One) Kefka: do YOU sleep in a racecar? i thought not! (One) Lanfear: (is that your bed?) (One) Aikanaro: Do you have a tattoo that means 'guillible foreigner' too, Kefka? (One) Kefka: yeah :P (One) Kefka: nah, the kanji just mean generic stuff like 'home' 'night' 'life' etc (One) Aikanaro: Actually they mean 'I sleep alone'.
Kefka Nightingale tells Wallsy: i too support your doctor who episode synopses! i'm now bitterly disappointed in the new season, despite having not watched any of it
(Intermud) Kefka: pfft, its just sounding. ive seen worse (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I haven't (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: And I was in 'Nam (Intermud) Kefka: really? what were you, a... umm... YOU WERE NEVER IN NAM > :| (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: You wouldn't believe how much 'Nam I was in (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Oh, I don't mean Vietnam. I mean, you known, Nottingham. That's what it gets called... n'am. Sorry, I put the comma in the wrong place. That was probably quite misleading. (Intermud) Makhar: it was an apostophe not a comma :p (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Apostrophes are the kind of comma a bitch would use. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I prefer to call commas 'Australian apostrophes' (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: (They're like normal apostrophes, just down under) (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: (That joke is much cleaner and suitable for mixed age audiences than the real one)
(One) Katata: dammit... clocks changed, didn't they... (One) Aikanaro: My clock changed into an aardvark. (One) Aikanaro wisps: I was woken at 7 o'clock in the morning by an inquisitive snout instead of my usual alarm. (One) Kefka: wait, so someone's clock turned into an aardvark but the aardvark was nice enough to wake them up anyhow? (One) Aikanaro: The aardvark is an amiable creature, Kefka. (One) Kefka: i would be totally ok with that (One) Kefka: although i prefer pangolins... theyre my fav (One) Aikanaro: There was a film about somebody using a pangolin as an alarm clock. (One) Aikanaro: I think it was called Captain Corelli's Pangolin.
(One) Richard wisps: 'ach legacy' should give you a handful of millions though tubs (One) Richard wisps: So go run it (One) Tubby wisps: ...ach legacy? (One) Grimrak wisps: Scottish. (One) Kefka wisps: yes, all our syntax is done in a stereotypical scottish accent now (One) Jessie wisps: if it is nae inventoory, eet's craap. (One) Kefka wisps: you need to type 'ach' before most commands, and 'wee' has replaced most adjectives