(One) Donster wisps: hrm
(One) Donster wisps: So I texted my wife to tell her work is dead quiet and I'm bored. Her reply:
(One) Donster wisps: "You have a hand and a penis :)"
(One) Pite wisps: Dear sir
(One) Pite wisps: Your wife is awesome

Pite ilicious asks Derek Davenport in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: When were you in the privy?
Derek Davenport says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: I have not been in the privy all day.
Pite ilicious worries about Derek Davenport.