(One) Aikanaro wisps: "A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times in all--only to plunge down the now-empty elevator shaft to his death." (One) Julnar wisps: dear people who missed the lift: press the button, it will come again (One) Ptlepshut wisps: The Lift Always Come Twice. (One) Aikanaro wisps: Lifts are like Jesus. (One) Ptlepshut wisps: Good title for a film right there. (One) Aikanaro wisps: He too ascended, of course.
(One) Sleipnir wisps: I can't help it if I'm so good looking that I have to kill anything that looks even remotely close to my level of beauty (One) Ptlepshut wisps that he blinks. (One) vIRE wisps: Thankfuly everyone over you level has been spared (One) PigSty wisps: That explains all the rat corpses (One) vIRE wisps: You could have been the next Hitler