Quote #455 Posted at Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:24 UTC Score: -39 good meh sucks
(One) RIT wisps: why are you watching talent shows?
(One) Siilaan wisps: Visit at gradma's.
(One) Tique wisps: it's as good an excuse as any
(One) Tique wisps: I'm watching it because my television is encased in see-through epoxy, and my giraffe ate the remote.
Quote #447 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:34 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Ploosk wisps: Which was disappointing, because the entertainment in HaugMUD only really gets going when he starts to get into it
(One) Ploosk wisps: Technically, his latest idea was already present
(One) Ploosk wisps: It was
(One) Ploosk wisps: Oh man
(One) Ploosk wisps: It was 'a MUD which only exists in the player's imagination'
(One) Siilaan wisps: Is it so terrible you can't even say i...
(One) Siilaan wisps: Christ.
(One) Ploosk wisps: There was going to be no rooms, no objects, no NPCs
(One) Ploosk wisps: People would log on and imagine having fun
(One) Ploosk wisps: he was going to advertise it on forums, in cafes, etc
(One) Kirk wisps: That's brilliant.
(One) Ploosk wisps: I was pretty excited at how hilarious that was going to be
(One) Ploosk wisps: He also briefly flirted with the idea of 'Artists MUD'
(One) Ploosk wisps: Where artists and critics would go to discuss art. Or something.
(One) Beale wisps: A MUD that only exists in the imagination of Haug.
(One) Beale wisps: Where you have to log into Haug's brain.
(One) Beale wisps: Players can explore the twisted and ephemeral whims of Haug's psyche.
Quote #439 Posted at Thu 19 May 2011, 17:22 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(club) Turvity is Transparent: However, I'd totally read a peniscozy tumblr.
(club) Siilaan !!!: I actually had to do that.
(club) Siilaan !!!: Mis.
(another_club) Siilaan !!!: I actually had to do that with my asus.
Quote #425 Posted at Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:51 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Elera wisps: I bet you're on the nofly list now.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Yes.
(One) Siilaan wisps: But that's because I made a tinfoil dong over my chest to go through the full body scanners.
Quote #359 Posted at Tue 26 Oct 2010, 19:49 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(club) Siilaan de Forned only reacts badly to urethral vibes.
(club) Keita Aisuru strums Siilaan's urethra.
Quote #357 Posted at Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Nashina wisps: radioactivity is sexy
(One) Nashina wisps: In a survey from 2009 most US women rated radioactivity as the sexiest feature in a man after the ability to make her laugh
(One) Siilaan wisps: Where did "a penis" come in?
(One) Aikanaro wisps: The vagina.
Quote #339 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -14 good meh sucks
(One) Thakh: They finally found out what's wrong with me!
(One) Siilaan: Lupus?
(One) Aikanaro: You're a terrible person?
(One) Dredina: My first guess would be "a lot".
(One) Thakh: Besides all of those.
Quote #334 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -47 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: I use a maximised browser on one of my dual 1680x1050 widescreens.
(One) Seirou: Yes, but we all know you're a colossal pervert, Maelin.
(One) Siilaan: But we've already established you're a...
(One) Siilaan: Yeah, that.
(One) Maelin: I can't really see how that could possibly imply perversion.
(One) Seirou: Of course not. You've no idea what decent human beings are like.
(One) Siilaan: "Explain to me this human concept you call 'love'"
Quote #282 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:05 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin: Someone or other at berrameet was vegan.
(One) Taffyd: I hope the endless meat pizzas accomodated them :p
(One) Siilaan also wonders how do you get endless meat.
(One) Siilaan: (Quiet there in the back rows.)
Quote #278 Posted at Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:54 UTC Score: -36 good meh sucks
(One) Positrix wisps: The switchblade is too heavy to fit in any of the pockets of the pair of baggy trousers.
(One) Positrix wisps: that doesn't seem right
(One) Siilaan wisps: sheathe switchblade in berk
(One) Siilaan wisps: sheathe shiv in inmate
(One) Siilaan wisps: sheathe genitals in inmate
Quote #274 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:47 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks
(One) Grimrak wisps: Yay I have supporters, now I can log off and feel VALIDATED
[Grimrak leaves Discworld]
(One) Siilaan touches Grimrak in the nono place.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Dammit.
(One) Siilaan wanted him to log off and feel violated.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Is the nono place somewhere near Fort Worth?
(One) Aikanaro grows confused by the tides of conversation.
(One) Siilaan wisps: Yes, how did you know?
(One) Aikanaro ponders the 'I've been down there a few times' line.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: No, I'd best not.
Quote #271 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: ('s not like there's anything else to do in Detroit but shoot hobos for sport, molest kids, and buy local cars.)
Quote #270 Posted at Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:44 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Cherttx wisps: you know what I'd like to see, but is probably unworkable in practice?
(One) Siilaan wisps: DVDA?
Quote #264 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:49 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks
(One) Surt: Dexterity ...... 3 (-16) Strength ....... 1 (-14)
(One) Siilaan: That's a horrible rearrange.
(One) Siilaan: 3 dex? What were you thinking.
Quote #259 Posted at Thu 22 Jul 2010, 08:34 UTC Score: -21 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps that he rubs and scratches.

(One) Siilaan wisps: Oh, that reminds me.
(One) Siilaan wisps that he fiddles.
Quote #258 Posted at Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:58 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Dammit now I want schnitzel.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: You always want schnitzel.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: It's schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, with you.
Quote #245 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:13 UTC Score: -32 good meh sucks
(One) Maelin wisps: I feel like, even though I have made it to midnight and thus now have my dignity intact no matter what, it would be a betrayal of the fact that I haven't gone to bed before 2am for months to go to bed now at 20 minutes past midnight.
(One) Siilaan wisps: If you go to sleep now nobody will ever love you.
Quote #211 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:37 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks
(One) perseus: My money appears and disappears, I know not what happens to it
(One) Siilaan: Porridge.
(One) perseus: Hookers & blow
(One) Siilaan wisps: People can relate to that.
(One) perseus: It is a good life
(One) Aikanaro: The Good Life was an entirely different programme to Porridge.
(One) Aikanaro: Both of them were never very funny, though.
(One) Aikanaro: I've never seen a programme called Hookers & Blow, although I will write to the BBC to suggest it.
Quote #198 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:34 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan: Maybe the GP could ask, on a scale from 1 to 10, how repulsive your lady parts are at the moment and give you an appointment based on that.
Quote #192 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:32 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks
(One) Wallsy wisps: The yolk becomes th embryo in the same way my breakfast becomes me. ;-P
(One) Siilaan: Your breakfast does become you!
(One) Siilaan: I particularly like the egg on your head.
Quote #184 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:46 UTC Score: -53 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan worries about ED.
(One) mGori: If you use contraception, you should be okay.
Quote #171 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:34 UTC Score: -20 good meh sucks
(One) Buster: Using 'pierce' makes me feel like I should sterilize my weapons regularly...
(One) Wallsy wisps: Well, you should. What if you accidentally cut yourself? You could get a nasty infection.
(One) Buster: Well, I don't want to give one of my victims an infection, either. That's just rude.
(One) Siilaan: "The wandering Djelian soldier dies of septicemia."
(One) Fegreac: terrible death, but that should be an achievement :)
Quote #159 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:29 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan: "What right do I, a blogger whose mascot is a giant smiling enema bottle, have to make fun of these colon cleansing antitoxin crusaders?"
(One) Siilaan: Best sentence I read all day.
(One) Aikanaro: I read that yesterday.
(One) Aikanaro: You are behind the times.
(One) Maelin: It's not his fault, Aik. Souvlakia gets the internet a day late.
Quote #156 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:28 UTC Score: -36 good meh sucks
(One) Hurukan: Wow...I just had the WORST dry heaves.
(One) Siilaan: ...
(One) Hurukan: Not even any stomach acid came up...it was just spit.
(One) Siilaan: Dude.
(One) Siilaan: Twitter.
Quote #138 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:19 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan: You've never built a bacon fort?
Quote #97 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:37 UTC Score: -43 good meh sucks
(inertia) Kyrnin Lies: See this dildo? The spikes are made of broken specifications.
(inertia) Siilaan de Forned: I love using that dildo.
Quote #79 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:14 UTC Score: -23 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Now, whoever kidnapped my nonbroken memory stick is to give it back now, and receive only minor injuries if he does so.
(One) Ilik wisps: Never!
Quote #78 Posted at Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:14 UTC Score: -28 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Oh, you'd -know- if there was E in your drink.
(One) Hagi wisps: Yeah, 'cause then it would be pronounced kind of South Africanish.
Quote #34 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 19:26 UTC Score: -39 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: I care about it because I'm deeply Australian and not in fact on the other side of the globe.
(One) Giric wisps: Proof that all things Australian must suck, because they're products of Australia: Siilaan, Wallsy, Maelin, Grimrak. I rest my case.
Quote #30 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 18:53 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks
(One) Morpheus wisps: what's the bug?
(One) Siilaan wisps: YOUR FACE
Quote #18 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 15:51 UTC Score: -51 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Apple iGoo.
(One) emsenn wisps: Sii is the apple of my iGoo.
Quote #5 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:15 UTC Score: -16 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps that he turns Insanity into a whale.
(One) Insanity wisps: This is awesome
Quote #4 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 07:09 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks
(One) Siilaan wisps: Damn my not having a camera ready.
(One) Siilaan wisps: For half a second, he-kitty was standing on his hind legs, holding a piece of dried chicken breast between his front paws, and gnawing on the end.
(One) Siilaan wisps: The world has been robbed of a work of art.
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