(One) Taffyd wisps: if I was making a mud today I would make one based on the demonslair books by terry pratchett.
(One) Taffyd wisps: I feel that's a largely untapped theme/resource.

(cre) Taffyd: I"m just sitting in this cafe fucking the dog and drinking a latte while I wait for my friends

(cre) Taffyd: Why did the bee fly with its legs crossed?
(cre) Taffyd: Because it couldn't find a BP station!

(cre) Zoro: well ive added them again, what , theyre still on netdups
(cre) Taffyd: I find your lack of punctuation disturbing. ;p

(One) Taffyd: I've heard you can snap your penis and it's quite loud when it happens.
(One) Pso: I wonder how something like that heals
(One) Taffyd wisps: given it can take like 6 months for a PA to heal completely, the answer probably is "badly"
(One) Pso: god
(One) Pso: I will never use my penis again
(One) Hagi: Does that mean it's for sale?
(One) Pso: no, you'll probably damage it :(
(One) Pso: and that's what I am worried about

(One) Taffyd: He probably said something derogatory about your acursed modifications to Gloomy forest
(One) Taffyd: damn druids
(One) Drakkos: Man, I didn't code any druids
(One) Drakkos: Oh, wait
(One) Drakkos: I guess I did do that a bit

(One) Maelin: Someone or other at berrameet was vegan.
(One) Taffyd: I hope the endless meat pizzas accomodated them :p
(One) Siilaan also wonders how do you get endless meat.
(One) Siilaan: (Quiet there in the back rows.)

(newbie) Boltar: how many rooms are there in this game?
(newbie) Taffyd: Millions. *quality of rooms may vary

(One) Taffyd: think of how happy you'll be without your balls

(One) Taffyd wisps: Hamster volume was observed to be approximately 5% lower after a delicate squeeze.

(cre) Taffyd blows his party horn.
(cre) Drakkos admires Taffyd's flexibility.
(cre) Lucky stops herself from commenting
(cre) Wenda: rofl!
(cre) Taffyd: A friend of money has a coffee mug with a picture of a guy sucking himself off on it.
(cre) Taffyd: er.. of mine
(cre) Taffyd ponders.
(cre) Anni: Eww :P
You creator-tell: A guy on the 'net sells mouse-mats with that on it.
(cre) Wenda: nnh. :-P
(cre) Terano: Mmm.. friend of money.
You creator-tell: I don't see the connection, personally: self-felation -> mouse-mat.
You creator-tell: Or even self-fellatio. Or self-felching. Whatever.
Wyvyrn d'Deridex grins at you.
(cre) Taffyd: oh gross
(cre) Taffyd runs off and vomits.
(cre) Wenda: what, what?
(cre) Taffyd: felching. :P
(cre) Dasquian: *rofl*
(cre) Dasquian: What a thing to log in to :)
(cre) Terano: What is felching anyway?
(cre) Terano: I used to know..
(cre) Wenda hcres and goes NNnnh.
(cre) Taffyd: do you really want to know?
(cre) Laurana: gotta expect it, Das, Drakkos is on

(cre) Alleya sings "I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts!"
(cre) Jeremy: Prove it.
(cre) Pinkfish: Yes. In detail... :)
(cre) Sousjagne: "There they are, standing in a row..."
(cre) Alleya: "big ones, small ones, some as big as your head"
(cre) Solace chuckles.
(cre) Angora: Your coconuts are standing? In a row? *boggle*
You creator-tell: Coconuts stand? Where're the legs?
(cre) Pinkfish: I worry about anyone that has coconuts as big as their head...
(cre) Solace snickers.
(cre) Rue: must be back breaking : )
You creator-tell: Topheavy. *nods*
(cre) Sousjagne: Makes it difficult to stand up straight, no doubt.
(cre) Angora: Or bottom heavy :)
(cre) Alleya: lol!
You creator-tell: Unless they were hollow. Then they'd just be a flight risk.
(cre) Alleya: well if you fall down you'd bounce straight back up
(cre) Sousjagne cringes at the thought.
(cre) Pinkfish: Unless you fell backwards.
(cre) Sousjagne: That would be *very* painful.
(cre) Saffra: Falling backwards hurts in any case.

(cre) Shrike: *snort* my step-brother is reading over my shoulder, and he looks at the title bar and says "Disco-world"
You creator-tell: Runs in the family then does it?
(cre) Saffra: Well, your step-brother must be a freak...a superfreak :)
(cre) Shrike: he informs me that he feels very special being talked about. everyone pat him on the head :P
(cre) Saffra hums.
(cre) Nevvyn pats Shrikes ikkle baby step brother on the head.
(cre) Rue: arg.. there's that word again.. ickle..!
You creator-tell: Double "k" thankyou Rue.
You creator-tell: And no "c".
(cre) Anni waves happily to Shrike's lil brother.
(cre) Archana eyes shrikes ikkle baby step brother and decides he could do with a nice sauce and soem roasting
(cre) Atom: ickluw :)
(cre) Valentijn reminds Archana to play with her food.
You creator-tell: Capital "S" on that Shrike please Archana...
You creator-tell: Don't forget your fullstops atom.
You creator-tell: Er.. Atom.

(code) Taffyd: Just <direct:object'penis'>

(cre) Taffyd: Seeing as you're young, Kili, I think it's not too late to take up another habit that could replace smoking.
(cre) Taffyd: Have you considered restoring old urns from antique shops?

(cre) Candlewhiff: Cows got balls?
(cre) Taffyd: yeah..
(cre) Arienne: bullocks.
(cre) Dogbolter: No, it's true.

(One) Taffyd wisps: Everyone's put you on ignore. Except Marqii.
(One) Creatur wisps: damn
(One) Marqii wisps: Only because I don't know how to.

(One) Maelin wisps: THese "wear seatbelts" ads that I just found on youtube are kind of dishonest.
(One) Therion wisps: Most advertising is.
(One) Maelin wisps: They show you all these horrible tragedies that can occur, families being broken, friends losing friends, etc
(One) Maelin wisps: But they DON'T show you the results in added efficiency that people get EVERY DAY by not bothering to waste all that time clicking in seatbelts and unclicking them.
(One) Isolde wisps: it just feels weird when i start the car without a seatbelt on. like i went out without a bra or something.
(One) Taffyd wisps: why, that could add up to like, 15 or 20 minutes over your entire lfie
(One) Maelin wisps: You never see videos showing Dad running late, making it to the ball game to see his son kick the winning goal JUST IN TIME because he didn't have to waste time with the seatbelt.
(One) Katata wisps: how odd.. connected to the DW page and it had me logged in as someone else
(One) Maelin wisps: wait where is emrys
(One) Isolde wisps: probably out without a bra
(One) Maelin wisps: GOddamnit this has all been for naught >:(