quotes@frimble

Quote #479 Posted at Tue 06 Mar 2012, 08:21 UTC Score: -18 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy wisps: You say there's no right or wrong time. You also say that they call at the wrong times. This is a contradiction.
(One) Swampthing wisps: No it isn't. Wow.

Quote #466 Posted at Sun 11 Sep 2011, 12:09 UTC Score: -31 good meh sucks

(One) Prowse wisps: hey you threw me in acid.. don't look here for sympathy. Its in the dictionary between syphilyss and faeces
(One) Wallsy wisps: It's between sympathomimetic and sympatric in my dictionary.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I like words like sympathomimetic.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I hear a lot of people particularly in the US love the word sympatric far more, though. They even have a whole day for celebrating it. 17 March, I think.

Quote #449 Posted at Mon 30 May 2011, 14:35 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy wisps: "Your combined age is 2 years, 156 days, 16 hours, 49 minutes and 40 seconds."
(One) Envy wisps: How do you do that?
(One) Ploosk wisps: By being online a lot
(One) Aikanaro wisps: You just stand around for ages and ages and it just sort of happens- dammit, Ploosk.

Quote #431 Posted at Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:03 UTC Score: -41 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin wisps: Okay folks let's take a step back. Fifir, you seem to have a -wildly- skewed idea of the average wealth of people both in "the first world" and the entire world. People have found this pretty appalling. Are you interested in coming to understand what the world is really like? Do you think having an accurate understanding of the world you live in, and your place in it, is a worthy goal?
(One) Wallsy wisps: I think what Maelin is asking, Fifir, is, do you want to live, like common people? Do you want do, what common people do?

Quote #423 Posted at Sat 19 Mar 2011, 04:59 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks

Kina has died for the last time. She is mourned.
(One) Tuan wisps: Wait. How can Kina die if she's a liaison? suicide?
(One) Wallsy wisps: Creators can die.
(One) Wallsy wisps: Just the same as players, in fact.
(One) Wallsy wisps: But losing their last life is not a problem because they don't have to use the same methods as players for coming back.
Kina tells Wallsy: do you know how to come back :(

Quote #422 Posted at Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:40 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy wisps: Also, Ick is the last month of the year, IIRC.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I like to think of Ick as the afterbirth of the year.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Hence its name.
(One) Denzil wisps: A pleasant image
(One) Denzil wisps: You should be a poet.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I tried that once.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: But after a while they wouldn't let me back into the maternity ward.

Quote #413 Posted at Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:48 UTC Score: -42 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: What is that thing where you type in a document and the space between letter stretches so every line is of equal length?
(One) Wallsy wisps: Justify.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I don't have to justify anything, Wallsy. It's just a question. wisps:(
(One) Tuan wisps that he claps slowly.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I'm glad I genuinely wanted to know that and hadn't set up that entire question just so I could use that response.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: That would make me some kind of freak.
(One) Tuan wisps: make you?
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he :/

Quote #387 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:47 UTC Score: -12 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I hope that's some kind of cudgel
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: With the angle it is hard to tell
(Intermud) Kefka wisps: nah, just a trusty old length of iron
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: It looks like a hard rod of black wood to me
(Intermud) Wallsy wisps: Everything's about hard black rods with you.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I just knows what I likes

Quote #384 Posted at Sat 04 Dec 2010, 02:45 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy wisps: The Steam friends list thing is weird. Now it just announces to me when Maelin starts playing video games.
(One) Wallsy wisps: What am I supposed to do with that information?
(One) Lanfear wisps: Start stroking!

Quote #355 Posted at Thu 14 Oct 2010, 08:27 UTC Score: -59 good meh sucks

(One) Maelin wisps: I won the "guess the number of jelly babies in the jar" contest at work today! :)
(One) Wallsy wisps: Was the prize just the jelly beans or something worthwhile, Mae?
(One) Maelin wisps: The jelly beans, but also, the jar! It's a pretty nice jar.

Quote #341 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:19 UTC Score: -35 good meh sucks

(One) Chebal: Does anyone know how long the intercontinental carriage takes to do a circuit?
(One) TaiDo: years
(One) Chebal: Oh really? Discworld, roundworld or sarcastic world years?
(One) Grimrak: Yes.
(One) TaiDo: emotional years
(One) Wallsy: Turns out it was "unhelpful world".

Quote #336 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:18 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) Therion: Sort of the way I can't be certain that my keyboard will not randomly become a cheese, but I operate on the assumption that it won't.
(One) Therion: Because that would be sillasgfhkdas dvasnnzz
(One) Wallsy: Someone may be pointing a cheese-ray at your keyboard at this very moment!
(One) Therion: For example, it's possible that SPACE ALIENS on THE DARK SIDE OF NEPTUNE are calibrating their plastic-to-cheese ray AT THIS VERY DAMN YOU WALLSY

Quote #320 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:16 UTC Score: -26 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: But you should totally watch the show, Drakkos, because it's one of the best shows ever.
(One) Drakkos: If it had been recommended by *anyone* else. :-/

Quote #287 Posted at Sat 25 Sep 2010, 07:07 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: Dominos? That's not pizza, it's some sort of biological weapon.

Quote #266 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:49 UTC Score: -17 good meh sucks

(One) Felix: you could say the same thing for getting rid of an entire guild pit. sure people will be upset, but eventually people will be over it.. and new players won't know what it's like to be "X" guild because there are none left
(One) Wallsy: Felix: I've been thoroughly in favour of deleting teh thieves guild and everyone in it for years.

Quote #262 Posted at Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:48 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: My window just looks out into tho back yard, so it's not an issue for me.
(One) Helaena: mine looks out into a parking lot.
(One) Helaena: awkward if you're trying to sleep, or get changed.
(One) Aikanaro: Awkward, or arousing?
(One) Helaena: awkward, definitely.
(One) Aikanaro: or AROUSING
(One) Helaena: AWKWARD.
(One) Aikanaro: AROUSING?
(One) Helaena: unless you're aroused by mostly old people or small children, Aikanaro, AWKWARD.
(One) Aikanaro: (arousing)
(One) Aikanaro draws his curtains.
(One) Helaena: Aikanaro is a cradle AND grave robber!
(One) Aikanaro: I can multitask.

Quote #249 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:25 UTC Score: -29 good meh sucks

(One) emrYs: I am in a negative tax bracket right now
(One) Seirou: Surely all tax is negative.
(One) Seirou: Except to the government, of course
(One) emrYs: I mean they pay me more than I pay
(One) Poncho: emrys is a dirty socialist
(One) Wallsy: You send it back, I hope? You're not sponginf off the government, are you?
(One) Seirou: Left your fur hat home, eh, comrade?
(One) Veikos: What's wrong with the government helping out the less fortunate?
(One) Wallsy: Nothing at all, Veikos, if you're some sort of communist socialst who HATES FREEDOM.
(One) emrYs: Vei, wallsy and seirou are parodying my libertarian ideas
(One) Seirou: We parody nothing, we merely mirror you.

Quote #247 Posted at Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:15 UTC Score: -11 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro wisps: For 200GBP I will be your friend
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Plus, order now and I will make unwanted sexual advances.
(One) Lanfear wisps that she places an order for sexual advances.
(One) Lanfear wisps: 3 please, large.
(One) Wallsy wisps that he advances on Lanfear. Sexually.
(One) Lanfear wisps: I said large :(

Quote #226 Posted at Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:04 UTC Score: -27 good meh sucks

Aikanaro tells Wallsy: I will probably take a look, then. Even though I am not comfortable with IRC, having only using it once or twice in years.
Wallsy tells Aikanaro: IRC is not exactly complicated. You type words and everyone else sees them.
Aikanaro tells Wallsy: You and your computer jargon.

Quote #208 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:36 UTC Score: -24 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: In completely unrelated news, here's a horrifying giant statue of Dick Tracy. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-x-w-0407-dick-tracy-statue-20100403,0,4529974.story
(One) Grimrak wisps: Wow, Wallsy linking to a giant Dick on the talker. Classy.
(One) Grimrak wisps: Yes, award of first dick pun goes to Grimrak. Suck it, everyone else.
(One) Marcus: suck what, exactly?
(One) Aikanaro: The giant statue of Dick Tracy, presumably.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Although I'm not sure how you'd really get your lips around it.
(One) Grimrak wisps: That's what he said.

Quote #192 Posted at Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:32 UTC Score: -5 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy wisps: The yolk becomes th embryo in the same way my breakfast becomes me. ;-P
(One) Siilaan: Your breakfast does become you!
(One) Siilaan: I particularly like the egg on your head.

Quote #188 Posted at Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:23 UTC Score: -15 good meh sucks

(Sek) Barnibus wisps: ok. i can pray and fill my rod with ease all the time, but im constantly distracted in my prayers. can someone explian this
(Sek) Hidan wisps: I think it's related to how far you are from alignment.
(One) Barnibus wisps: very evil?
(One) Barnibus wisps: red light with light spell
(One) Wallsy wisps: Barnibus, Sek channel's over there. -->
(Sek) Wallsy wisps: Over here, Barnibus!
(Sek) Wallsy wisps: This way! Follow my voice!

Quote #183 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:46 UTC Score: -34 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: Anyway, I now no longer want to see any teenagers for a good long time. Because they are all terrible.
(One) Drakkos: To be fair, people don't get much better as they age either.
(One) Wallsy: People start out uninteristing, then they become proper people, then they become worthless, stupid teenagers, then they become people again.
(One) Drakkos: And then the next day, they die of old age

Quote #182 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:45 UTC Score: 7 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: And one girl got drunk and passed out and had to be taken away in an ambulance, or so I heard.
(One) Drakkos: Man, your family know how to party
(One) Drakkos: It's like a TFLN entry
(One) Drakkos: 'Man, I got so wasted at my family reunion that I had to get taken away in an ambulance and I woke up in my cousin's bed'
(One) Drakkos: 'And he said, 'That was stupid sex and you were stupid for having it''

Quote #171 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:34 UTC Score: -20 good meh sucks

(One) Buster: Using 'pierce' makes me feel like I should sterilize my weapons regularly...
(One) Wallsy wisps: Well, you should. What if you accidentally cut yourself? You could get a nasty infection.
(One) Buster: Well, I don't want to give one of my victims an infection, either. That's just rude.
(One) Siilaan: "The wandering Djelian soldier dies of septicemia."
(One) Fegreac: terrible death, but that should be an achievement :)

Quote #163 Posted at Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:31 UTC Score: -13 good meh sucks

(One) Lanfear: I don't know who it's more difficult to get an appointment with.. my hairdresser or my gynecologist.
(One) Aikanaro: You wouldn't believe how difficult it is for me to get an appointment with a gynecologist. :o/
(One) Wallsy: Hairdressers are a waste of time and money anyway. All you need is clippers. No. 5 all over, job done.
(One) Aikanaro: And when Wallsy says all over, he means all over.
(One) Lanfear: That's what my gynecologist said, Wallsy.

Quote #145 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:21 UTC Score: 2 good meh sucks

(Intermud) Wallsy: _You had to earmuff _them_ for being horrible human beings?
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Yes!
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: That's how *horrible* they are
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Even I think they're horrible
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: And I was voted 'Worst Human Being Ever' five years in a row
(Intermud) Wallsy doesn't remember seeing anything particularly horrible on the other channels when he had them a few years ago...
(Intermud) Wallsy: It must have gone seriously downhill.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Well, you've won it ever year I haven't, so you're not the best judge.

Quote #141 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:20 UTC Score: 1 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy: How can you be wrong about something entirely subjective, Frailbeth?
(One) Ploosk: You could be Emrys, Wallsy

Quote #140 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:20 UTC Score: -25 good meh sucks

(newbiehelpers) Leyan: Is it even possible to join the witches guild today?
(newbiehelpers) Wallsy: Actually, I don't think it is.
(newbiehelpers) Leyan: Poor LaylaWolf then.
(newbie) Leyan: Anyone care to break her the news? I'd do it myself but I am not totally sure that you can't join today.

Quote #139 Posted at Wed 24 Mar 2010, 03:20 UTC Score: -38 good meh sucks

(One) Aikanaro: I can't remember what sex anybody is.
(One) Wallsy: It's really easy today, Aikanaro. We're all female.
(One) Wallsy wisps that she shows off her pronouns.
(One) Aikanaro: Those are impressive pronouns.
(One) Aikanaro: And by pronouns, I mean nipples.

Quote #122 Posted at Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:18 UTC Score: -39 good meh sucks

(One) Wallsy wisps: yeah man grammer spellin an punctuashen are totely pointles its nt liek u cant tall wut im sayin is it and its so much kwiker 4 me 2 rite liek dis so hoo cares if it taeks u longer 2 reed it

Quote #23 Posted at Tue 09 Feb 2010, 16:47 UTC Score: -30 good meh sucks

(Speed Mafia) Haug: Gaaaaame
(Speed Mafia) WasDrogan: VOTE HAUG
(Speed Mafia) Maelin: VOTE HAUG
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Game
(Speed Mafia) Haug: And I have responded to your question, Maeli
(Speed Mafia) Maelin: One more person vote haug and we can kick him out of the club :D
[Wallsy enters Discworld -- needs no introduction]
(Speed Mafia) Maelin: Wallsy! Quick, say "vote haug"!
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy ysllaW suoiP: VOTE HAUG
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy ysllaW suoiP: Do I win?
(Speed Mafia) Maelin: Sweet, now kick him out of the club!
(Speed Mafia) Club controller: Haug stops being a recruiter for the club.
(Speed Mafia) Club controller: Haug leaves the club.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy ysllaW suoiP beams. :-)
(Speed Mafia) WasDrogan: rofl