Jasassin tells you: i love you man You tell jasassin: i'm not a man. :P Jasassin asks you: i love you... ummmm.... babe? You tell jasassin: notte a babe either You ask jasassin: a free womble? Jasassin tells you: i won't forgive you for this
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I hope that's some kind of cudgel (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: With the angle it is hard to tell (Intermud) Kefka wisps: nah, just a trusty old length of iron (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: It looks like a hard rod of black wood to me (Intermud) Wallsy wisps: Everything's about hard black rods with you. (Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph wisps: I just knows what I likes
(One) Thakh: They finally found out what's wrong with me! (One) Siilaan: Lupus? (One) Aikanaro: You're a terrible person? (One) Dredina: My first guess would be "a lot". (One) Thakh: Besides all of those.
(One) Drakkos: I can't go to bed! (One) Drakkos: Someone is WRONG on the Internet! (One) Drakkos: The worst thing about that 'someone is wrong on the internet' comic is that he could have just called it 'This is Drakkos'
(One) Kefka: evony ads are great (One) Aikanaro: Maybe this MUD should think about a similar strategy. (One) Aikanaro: "Luxurious nipple-fonding in the privacy of your own home! (with the Discworld MUD thieves guild)." (One) Aikanaro: *fondling (One) Skuk: I forgot about nipple fondue night at the thieves guild. (One) Aikanaro: Every night is nipple fondue night at the Thieves' Guild.
(One) Wallsy: My window just looks out into tho back yard, so it's not an issue for me. (One) Helaena: mine looks out into a parking lot. (One) Helaena: awkward if you're trying to sleep, or get changed. (One) Aikanaro: Awkward, or arousing? (One) Helaena: awkward, definitely. (One) Aikanaro: or AROUSING (One) Helaena: AWKWARD. (One) Aikanaro: AROUSING? (One) Helaena: unless you're aroused by mostly old people or small children, Aikanaro, AWKWARD. (One) Aikanaro: (arousing) (One) Aikanaro draws his curtains. (One) Helaena: Aikanaro is a cradle AND grave robber! (One) Aikanaro: I can multitask.
*18:36:41* Carmine: UK people I hope you have VOTED *18:36:43* Carmine looms. *18:36:47* Gin: I voted GOOD. *18:36:51* Kake voted ages ago. *18:36:56* Gin: Good and HARD. *18:36:59* Carmine: I bet you did. *18:37:01* Carmine leers. *18:37:01* Aristophanes: And long time. *18:37:03* Kake: I hope the postal service delivered my vote. *18:37:09* Carmine: The ballot box LOVED it. *18:37:27* Gin: A bit flopped out of the slot, so I had to shove it back in :/
(One) perseus: My money appears and disappears, I know not what happens to it (One) Siilaan: Porridge. (One) perseus: Hookers & blow (One) Siilaan wisps: People can relate to that. (One) perseus: It is a good life (One) Aikanaro: The Good Life was an entirely different programme to Porridge. (One) Aikanaro: Both of them were never very funny, though. (One) Aikanaro: I've never seen a programme called Hookers & Blow, although I will write to the BBC to suggest it.
(One) Fegreac wisps that she is scared of the command (One) Aikanaro: Remember: If at first you don't succeed, you are a faliure. (One) Fegreac: exactly, hence I'll be 13 all round forever :) (One) TerrysAlt: The only thing worse than trying and failing is having 13 in every stat. :(
[idle:tea] Kari: you don't apply to a domain with the apply command, but you would normally have spoken to a dmonail leader beforehand. [idle:tea] Kari: ...dmonail? To the west, the town crier shouts asking: MY WE'VE BEEN A LITTLE CARELESS HAVEN'T WE? [idle:tea] Kari fails
(One) Maelin wisps: Worst case is not the key, average case is the key. Dang you computer scientists don't know crap about probability :P (One) Pit wisps: Yes, but for the complexity of your algorithm, you must optimise the worst case complexity. (One) Aikanaro wisps: I have a funny story about probability, Maelin. (One) Maelin wisps: No, you must optimise the average case complexity :P (One) Aikanaro wisps: Imagine you have three boxes, two of which contain goats. (One) Pit wisps: And I'm a mathematician as well as a computer scientist, Maelin. :) (One) Maelin wisps: The average case complexity is the one you expect to get EVERY SINGLE TIME. (One) Aikanaro wisps: The third contains the abstract concept of love. (One) Beale wisps: As morphised as a third goat. (One) Jessie wisps: if you open the box, does it die? (One) Tony wisps: Only if you stab it (One) Aikanaro wisps: If you open the box the abstract concept of love will always be in one of the two boxes you didn't choose, Jessie. (One) Aikanaro wisps: And then you spend the rest of your life regretting your choice. :o( (One) Drakkos wisps that it :-(
(One) Insanity wisps: Wow, the AM Council's quest for revenge has NO BOUNDARIES (One) Insanity wisps: Even now, they prevent me from marrying my true love =( (One) Vvarden wisps: A moose? (One) Kanashimi wisps: tique? (One) Julnar wisps: your hand? (One) Insanity wisps: "Jacque de Vieux asks with a posh Genuan accent: Who would you like to marry?", "Jacque de Vieux says with a posh Genuan accent: Insanity appears to have been banished."
(One) Richard wisps: 'ach legacy' should give you a handful of millions though tubs (One) Richard wisps: So go run it (One) Tubby wisps: ...ach legacy? (One) Grimrak wisps: Scottish. (One) Kefka wisps: yes, all our syntax is done in a stereotypical scottish accent now (One) Jessie wisps: if it is nae inventoory, eet's craap. (One) Kefka wisps: you need to type 'ach' before most commands, and 'wee' has replaced most adjectives