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Quote #478

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:13:16 GMT

(One) Leyan wisps: Yes, yes! Totally bonkers but even a headless chicken loves a good bowl of soup.

Quote #477

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:41:41 GMT

(One) Donster wisps: hrm
(One) Donster wisps: So I texted my wife to tell her work is dead quiet and I'm bored. Her reply:
(One) Donster wisps: "You have a hand and a penis :)"
(One) Pite wisps: Dear sir
(One) Pite wisps: Your wife is awesome

Quote #476

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:19:44 GMT

(Wizards) Endomengon wisps: awesome death - mauled by 66 tadpoles when tpa failed!
(Wizards) Emknaps wisps: i probabbly wouldn't admit that one..
(Wizards) Endomengon wisps: also, i think i need jpct scribed... yeah damn tadpoles

Quote #475

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 14:29:08 GMT

(One) Aikanaro wisps: I was once threatened by a mime holding a knife.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I said "Wait, we can talk about this" but that only made him angrier.

Quote #474

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:28:41 GMT

There are three obvious exits: south, northwest and north.
Mum Blithesome is sitting in the rocking chair.
The corpse of Mum Blithesome is on the ground.
A bird flutters down onto the porch, looks around for possible worm holes, and takes off after finding none.

Quote #473

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 11:23:03 GMT

(Club) Vai Brae Torr is still bleary this morning
(Club) Ilenore: I was up at 6:30. Fucking clocks
(Club) Ilenore: ...thats not what I was doing

Quote #472

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 23:26:57 GMT

(One) Bimbletrot wisps: I can't remember what my point was... damn you beer!
(One) Bimbletrot wisps: Wait, I didn't mean it beer, I love you. DON'T LEAVE ME

Quote #471

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 05:40:20 GMT

(Priests) Indeed wisped: [Name-withheld] managed to die in his Hassassin guild: "i just died trying to go through initiation...it was a bit gay". So I ressed him, then wished him luck with his homosexual initiaiton rites. For some reason, he didn't say anything back.
(Priests) Elistan wisped: Odd, that
(Priests) Keita wisped that he joins the Hashishim.

Quote #470

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 02:56:11 GMT

You ask Presto: I'm going to ignore you to test.. tell me something?
You are now ignoring Presto because being a tit.
Presto tells you: KNIT ME A DOILY, BITCH

Quote #469

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:51:14 GMT

*02:21:00* Tempest wisped: Okay, time to confess: I stole a book from an NPC somewhere south of BP, the cover alone made my face fluorescent.
*02:21:12* Tempest wisped: Easiest snatch ever.

Quote #468

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:56:12 GMT

[cruiss] Greydog: damnit
[cruiss] Zelkova: you bastard
[cruiss] Greydog: parry tm :/
[cruiss] Zelkova ya,,,I got it too

Quote #467

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 13:21:50 GMT

(One) Aikanaro wisps: I always get so excited over games requiring strategy and micromanagement. And then I play for a bit and I realise I'm much more of a 'build ALL the tanks and send them to this point' kind of person.

Quote #466

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:09:40 GMT

(One) Prowse wisps: hey you threw me in acid.. don't look here for sympathy. Its in the dictionary between syphilyss and faeces
(One) Wallsy wisps: It's between sympathomimetic and sympatric in my dictionary.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I like words like sympathomimetic.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I hear a lot of people particularly in the US love the word sympatric far more, though. They even have a whole day for celebrating it. 17 March, I think.

Quote #465

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:01:26 GMT

(One) Aikanaro wisps: As a control study we will need to dissolve somebody in acid who doesn't have fleas.
(One) Aikanaro wisps: I nominate Sepulchrave.
(One) Prowse wisps: Second
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Okay, Prowse can be dissolved second.
(One) Prowse wisps: um I don't have fleas and I was seconding your nomination
(One) Aikanaro wisps: Yes, but I was purposely misunderstanding you for comic effect.
(One) Aikanaro wisps that he hurls Prowse into the acid bath.
(One) Prowse wisps that he dissolves and haunts Aikanaro's bedroom... Get some action NOW ya Nasty so and so
(One) Aikanaro wisps: To be honest that sort of haunting would be drowned out by my inner voice saying precisely the same thing. :(

Quote #464

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 15:26:37 GMT

(club) Beale: Well.
(club) Beale: Time for bloody revolution, then?
(club) Aikanaro: It's raining at the moment, though.
(club) Beale: Hm.
(club) Beale: And I haven't made my body armour yet.
(club) Vogue: It's no use getting rained on during the first day of your bloody revolution.
(club) Beale: It's not nearly so bloody if the rain is washing all the blood away.
(club) Vogue: Exactly, you lose the effect.
(club) Beale: "The streets will run red with blood!" "And water." "Yes, and water." "Mostly water, in fact." "Shut up."
(club) Aikanaro: And tea.
(club) Beale: What? Why would we be wasting good tea?
(club) Aikanaro: We all have to make sacrifices in these difficult times.
(club) Aikanaro: I shall drink only coffee and alcohol until the crisis passes.
(club) Beale: I will only be drinking the rest of this bottle of mead next to me until the crisis of not having any more mead passes.

Quote #463

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 21:01:20 GMT

(club) Elistan the Pooh quietly reports Beale to the IAEA.
(club) Aikanaro: Is that the farmer's union?
(club) Aikanaro: Or is that the EIEIO

Quote #462

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 14:55:48 GMT

(One) Aikanaro wisps: Sometimes I think I'd like to make an adventure game using that Adventure Game Stuio thing. But it turns out that you need actual skills.
(One) Keita wisps: I can only imagine the main boss in Aikanaro's adventure game.
(One) Beale wisps: It would be a hobo you have to stab for a can of beans.
(One) Keita wisps: And not even a full can. :(

Quote #461

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:44:48 GMT

Lanfear tells you: (talking about bags) You tell Insanity: It's funny that the length and width of things have nothing to do with the capacity. Insanity tells you: That's what I keep telling the ladies.

Quote #460

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 12:32:26 GMT

Eagleheart tells you: No, i'm not a native speaker. And, well, let me think, I had a reason, but I will first have to verify with my memory to see if it is a good reason, or otherwise come up with a lied reason that is good
Eagleheart tells you: I was pregnant

Quote #459

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:45:56 GMT

(One) Geryon wisps: Well, I love burying them, at any rate. That's love.